TUANKU:

Cos she's new to the game, dem never gape her yet

Lol. Okay. I hope its not true sha

Blacklion3:


Guy you need to buy olive oil or go to any chemist and get lube aka sex lubricant.
Since she has offered to do it with you, tell her to first go and use the toilet and clear her azz.

She wants to test what it feels like. Do it with her or another guy will help her do it

This one is strong ooo. I'm just scared of the whole thing. Meet poo inside and the rest

bobonla:

This one is strong ooo. I'm just scared of the whole thing. Meet poo inside and the rest

That's why you tell her to go poo first

Baztardidiot:
The experience is sweet. It's just like when u r stooling...there is this sweet sensation u get in between poop.u get. That's the feeling she needs . Over time. She wpuld start messing. She won't be able to hold shit or purge.....she wud start gasin upandan like a monkey.

Person I plan to marry oo

tivhador:
Have you forgotten that place is elastic in nature. In a few days, it could have gone right back to normal. Truth is, somebody has shown ur gf the way, the truth, and the life about anal sex, LOL

I don't want to believe ur talks

Baztardidiot:
The experience is sweet. It's just like when u r stooling...there is this sweet sensation u get in between poop.u get. That's the feeling she needs . Over time. She wpuld start messing. She won't be able to hold shit or purge.....she wud start gasin upandan like a monkey.

Mmh. Then what about me nko?

FitCorper:

Jesus Christ. Bros which one come be e.coli again That one too na std

My brother, no fear. E. coli is an organism found in our stool(feaces). It's the commonest cause of urinary tract infection(UTI) in this our environment, followed closely by Staphylococcus aureus. Women mostly have UTI because of the proximity of their urethral opening to the anus. Men sometimes have this too, but any man who practices anal sex without condom will have UTI.
E. Coli infection is not a sexually transmitted infection(STI) but in a case where a woman who has UTI caused by E. Coli is also having a vaginal infection caused by the same E. Coli, a man who sleep..... Let's leave that, it's not important!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

drimzsmoke:



Urine M/C/S yielded heavy growth of E.coli and S.aureus after incubation at 37°C for 48hrs
Organisms not sensitive to any known antibiotics!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You are intelligent but cover it up with this wicked laugh emojis

EreluRoz:
You are intelligent but cover it up with this wicked laugh emojis

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey you, where have you been, I've been looking all over the place for you. The last time you were online was yesterday morning. What happened☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

drimzsmoke:



🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey you, where have you been, have been looking all over the place for you. The last time you were online was yesterday morning. What happened☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 too

bobonla:

Stuff is. I find it very difficult to penetrete the ass

Lube up since she wants it and u say u want to wife her. I will not tell u not to wife her oo who am i to. Dirty unholy me. But u just have to give in to her sexual needs else she seeks it elsewhere and niggaz dey wait impatiently for u to looseguard make them dive her. So the ball is in ur hands. What u gon do?

drimzsmoke:



My brother, no fear. E. coli is an organism found in our stool(feaces). It's the commonest cause of urinary tract infection(UTI) in this our environment, followed closely by Staphylococcus aureus. Women mostly have UTI because of the proximity of their urethral opening to the anus. Men sometimes have this too, but any man who practices anal sex without condom will have UTI.
E. Coli infection is not a sexually transmitted infection(STI) but in a case where a woman who has UTI caused by E. Coli is also having a vaginal infection caused by the same E. Coli, a man who sleep..... Let's leave that, it's not important!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Omo this female nature just de complicated. It’s best to just remain celibate

8 years?
You want to date her forever?
Or with the ring on her finger,you've already turned her to 'lord of the rings'.

tinnymerit:
8 years?
You want to date her forever?
Or with the ring on her finger,you've already turned her to 'lord of the rings'.

Lol. Na since secondary things na. Na just last year I finish uni

FitCorper:

Jesus Christ. Bros which one come be e.coli again That one too na std

E.coli is not strictly an STD. It can also be gotten via oral.sex practices...and even by eating contaminated food.

(Almost) everyone has E coli as normal flora in their intestine... Even if you get symptoms of an infection from E coli, most strains of the bacteria are not deadly

If you're having anal sex, you want to be worried about serious complications like syphilis or HIV...and these can pretty much be gotten from the front door as well

My take: Use your lubes and pray to God that your partner is faithful...and vice versa.

I'd worry about the smell of shit as well...but that's just me.

Some are just curious.

You guys must be really close for her to open up about it. It shows a higher than average level of trust on her part, to take the risk of asking you, knowing it could jeopardize your relationship.

Of course I could be wrong.

Don’t feel pressurized to do it if you don’t want to, same way you shouldn’t pressurize her to do something she doesn’t like.

bobonla:
Good day house. Please my gf of almost 5years now starts requesting for anal sex. Each time we want to have sex, she always wants to put my dick in her ass. I find it wield though. She said she want to try it. The day I gave in I find it very difficult for my dick to Penetrate.
I don't want to indulge in such. She have a very big ass though.

Young man,

It is because you are a SIMP.

Take note: anytime your girlfriend Starts misbehaving, is because, you have become a glorify SIMP or she is testing if you are now a SIMP.

Peace! Kindly get sense.

GodHimself:
Some are just curious.

You guys must be really close for her to open up about it. It shows a higher than average level of trust on her part, to take the risk of asking you, knowing it could jeopardize your relationship.

Of course I could be wrong.

Don’t feel pressurized to do it if you don’t want to, same way you shouldn’t pressurize her to do something she doesn’t like.

Sure. I don't want to. And now it's very annoying cause even she wants to put my dick she takes it to her ass and tries forcing it in

bobonla:
Good day house. Please my gf of almost 5years now starts requesting for anal sex. Each time we want to have sex, she always wants to put my dick in her ass. I find it wield though. She said she want to try it. The day I gave in I find it very difficult for my dick to Penetrate.
I don't want to indulge in such. She have a very big ass though.

SO WHY ARE YOU BRINGING SUCH A DASTARDLY ACT HERE? HOPEFULLY FOR US TO ADVICE YOU ABI?



ONYE ERIRI ERI .

bobonla:

How do u know? If she was having anal sex with another man. It would have been easy for me to have penile entry

Hear reasoning.

That means in those 5 years someone was giving it to her from there (or she is a webcam girl).

OndoRaph:
Hear reasoning.

Yes na

faceland:
That means in those 5 years someone was giving it to her from there (or she is a webcam girl).

My brother I don't know oo

bobonla:

How do u know? If she was having anal sex with another man. It would have been easy for me to have penile entry

See dude it's elastic na. As long as you have not crossed the maximum point of elasticity, it would slowly contract back in hours or days.

She learnt it from someone (physically or virtually).

faceland:


See dude it's elastic na. As long as you have not crossed the maximum point of elasticity, it would slowly contract back in hours or days.

She learnt it from someone (physically or virtually).

Alright bro. I do asked her this too. But she blatantly denied

Your ability to make a good decision at all times irrespective of whose ox is gored makes you a man. Doing things you aren't cut out for just because you want to satisfy someone's aspirations.

I have been in situations where my girlfriend gave me ultimatum wether to accept her wishes(sex without condom and head even when I have never demanded same) or we quit the relationship, I decided took the option of quiting because I can't satisfy her craving. I can only have sex without a condom with someone I want to have baby with and not just a girlfriend and as for giving head that's a no no for me for all categories of women including a wife.

You don't allow people force you doing things you aren't cut out doing, this is why crime rate is high in the society because people aren't able to stand for what they believe. You know the risk of contacting STI is highest amongst all sexual forms, protect yourself.

Seeems u learnt bad evil thing and now u want to inculcate it to nairalanders

🤦

bobonla:

Ok. Thanks bro. I tried talking to her that I'm not interested anyway. But she keeps been persistent

You sure she isn't getting it outside?

Tiopii:



You sure she isn't getting it outside?

Mmmmmh. A second thought.

bobonla:

Mmmmmh. A second thought.

You have what some of us will kill for. Bro get lube and enjoy. Ure lucky

Rexie96:


You have what some of us will kill for. Bro get lube and enjoy. Ure lucky

Lol.