One of my female besties visited. In the past, she had broken lots of my glass cups accidentally.

I have broken some myself. In her case, I warned her that when next she breaks another cup, our friendship is over. This was a year or two ago.

Yesterday, I was sleeping and she was in the living room watching TV with her phone on her laps.

The Devil told her to get up and drink water. While picking the glass from the table, it slipped and was about falling. At the same time, the phone on her laps slipped and was also falling.

She said she was confused on what to save because she remembered how I told her if she breaks another glass again, it's over.

With this on her mind, she saved the glass but her phone, without a cover or protector, slammed on the tile and got blank immediately.

I woke a few hours later and she was nãked in the kitchen with her fat ass staring at me washing plate and cleaning everywhere nonchalantly as if someone died.

She had lost interest in finishing the movie she started. She was also supposed to go home that day. From her body language, she seemed frustrated.

She narrated everything and told me how she cried, lost appetite and almost woke me from sleep but recalled I don't like being disturbed when I'm sleeping. I laughed and told her well-done for saving my glass.

At this moment, she had no phone. I gave her TP to go home, but remembered how she loves and worships me even though her tall and legally rich boyfriend is begging her to love him the way he loves her. I pity nice guys or men who beg for love or sex.

Out of the abundance of thy heart, I converted small Dollar on Binance P2P and gave her to get a small phone. I gave her one of my phones and my ATM to call me when she gets to the market.

She called and told me everything is so damn expensive. She bought one, came back, and told me she even inquired how much to change her screen.

The money sounded small to me—so I told her to go back and change it. She looked at me in shock and asked, "Are you serious or you're joking?"

She went there and called back with a sad voice. "What happened?" I asked. "Omoh, those people no gree again o. They made a call to their headquarters and were told the price had gone waaay up."

I checked the new price in Dollar and it wasn't even much either, so I told her to fix it else, by tomorrow, it will cost 1 million to fix it. The Naira is not smiling, but to those of us who swiftly moved our money to Dollar the day APC took over, we can't complain much. I warned you people about APC coming to destroy as a revenge, but you didn't listen.

My advice to people. Whatever you have the money to buy now, buy it NOW because if you go back 2 hours later, you'll pay more. We won't get to Zimbabwe or Venezuela's level, but we'll get a little close.

Whatever goes up in Nigeria never goes down. Even if it manages to go down, it's temporary—it will go back up even if the government pegs fuel at 50 Naira per litre and Naira gains strength. E don go up be say, e don go up.

So, I lost more than 50k because of fear of breaking my glass. Wow! I'm actually impressed by how she fears losing me over losing her phone. That's the power you have when you take a woman to cloud 9 with your less than 9 inch power ranger.

But, if you're a woman and you're in her shoe, you'll do the same—if not for anything, at least, for the d*ck that knows its job.

If you want to know what I know in bed that'll make a woman never want to lose you, read Lasticle, then TheDAVIDO F*ck Guide. Google them, download them, and thank me later.

I want to sub for the first and last commenters.

Who's taking the first position?

Modified: OFF TOPIC: To those who battle with time management and overusing a certain unproductive or time-consuming app on their phones, install these 3 apps below.

The first two helps you time how many minutes or hours you want to use an app per day. After that, you can't access the app again. There are ways to protect you from circumventing it even if you turn off/on your phone to trick the system. This is to protect you from using backdoor.

The last one helps in denying you you total access to your phone based on how many hours you set it.

In the image below, I can only use my OKX for 30 minutes per day. I have already used 27 minutes, so I will soon be locked out till tomorrow. I have some short position trades though, but it will be hard be get liquidated, so I'm not scared.

Mtcheeewww.....Clap for yourself

iLegendd:
If you want to know what I know in bed that'll make a woman never want to lose you, read Lasticle, then TheDAVIDO F*ck Guide. Google them, download them, and thank me later.

jimmyvic:
Mtcheeewww.....Clap for yourself

Calm down! You can't afford those books. I even discourage people from buying at times because of the hardship in town.

I'm going to vote for APC in the next election for the first time cuz I want the frustration and suffering to continue since we, Nigerians, love hardship and crying online.

iLegendd:
Calm down! You can't afford those books. I even discourage people from buying at times because of the hardship in town.

The guy you quoted is the first commenter,doesn't the sub offer extend to him

DaddyRochie1642:



The guy you quoted is the first commenter,doesn't the sub offer extend to him

If he wants it, I'll give to him, but his rage or ego will surely make him decline.

iLegendd:
If he wants it, I'll give to him, but his rage or ego will surely make him decline.

If he doesn't want it and the offer is still on let me know, I can stream the man city vs Chelsea game and more.

DaddyRochie1642:



If he doesn't want it and the offer is still on let me know, I can stream the man city vs Chelsea game and more.

Drop your number lemme sub you to stream the game as a Chelsea fan wey I be too.

DaddyRochie1642:



If he doesn't want it and the offer is still on let me know, I can stream the man city vs Chelsea game and more.

Whatever you're smoking is working perfectly

??

Uncle96:


Whatever you're smoking is working perfectly

I'll extend it to you. 2k sub for him, 1k for you. Drop number and name of network. Offer expires at 8:30 PM.

Modified: First person has redeemed his, but you haven't. It has expired already.

iLegendd:
I'll extend it to you. 2k sub for him, 1k for you. Drop number and name of network. Offer expires at 8:30 PM.

Extend to me too, abeg I need data.

Sulele04:

Extend to me too, abeg I need data.

I'm too stingy. I'm proudly their chairman.

iLegendd:
Drop your number lemme sub you to stream the game as a Chelsea fan wey I be too.

You be correct manchi, I'm a fan too, deliberately didn't want to watch the game due to the team's inconsistency, but I'm seeing results showing that were leading, not bad if I balance well and follow the game since we're currently in front at the moment

I'll drop the number on a thread outside this thread, that okay?

I lack words for you.....run along

iLegendd:
Calm down! You can't afford those books. I even discourage people from buying at times because of the hardship in town.

I'm going to vote for APC in the next election for the first time cuz I want the frustration and suffering to continue since we, Nigerians, love hardship and crying online.

iLegendd:
I'm too stingy. I'm proudly their chairman.

you no stingy nah, abi you no just wan give me.

DaddyRochie1642:



You be correct manchi, I'm a fan too, deliberately didn't want to watch the game due to the team's inconsistency, but I'm seeing results showing that were leading, not bad if I balance well and follow the game since we're currently in front at the moment

I'll drop the number on a thread outside this thread, that okay?

For me and my household, whether we lead or not, I'm not watching. Currently watching Laliga.

jimmyvic:
I lack words for you.....run along

Okay, Sir. I will and thanks for the advice. Please, when should I stop running? Cuz there are bad boys in this street at night. Should I keep my phone at home while running or I should run along with it?

Op so na ur dick be dey main character na em make she save ur cup, na wa o, dis ur dick na spiderman oo, abeg ur fit upload ur d*ck pics 4 proper observation e be like say something fishy going on!!..

iLegendd:


For me and my household, whether we lead or not, I'm not watching. Currently watching Laliga.

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jimmyvic:
I lack words for you.....run along

Bros de way u de vex e be like dis iLegendd don chop ur babe b4

SyrusdeHansome:

Bros de way u de vex e be like dis iLegendd don chop ur babe b4

With this kind hardship, hunger, and heat wey dey Naija him suppose vex by default whether provoked or unprovoked. Leave am o. People dey provoke anyhow now. It's merited.

Uncle96:


Whatever you're smoking is working perfectly

Stop beating about the bush and go straight to the point

Klinxmanz:
Op so na ur dick be dey main character na em make she save ur cup, na wa o, dis ur dick na spiderman oo, abeg ur fit upload ur d*ck pics 4 proper observation e be like say something fishy going on!!..

You don high. It's not the d*ck but how you use it to get women addicted. They'll even be ready to cheat on their most amazing husband or boyfriend with you. But as a child of God, I decline married women. Single women? I still decline 99% of the time.

By the way, the d is not the main character, but the character of the owner of the d.

When a woman can't manipulate you, she worships and respects you because she knows you're the boss who has options. If she messes up, you replace her in seconds with just a text message.

Life is all about having options. If all your money is in Naira, you'll panic with the way Nigeria is going, but if you have some money saved in Gold, stocks, Euro, USD, Crypto, etc., you wont worry yourself.

It's the same logic every man should apply in relationship or friendship. When people know they're replaceable, they behave. Every other thing is a bonus.

iLegendd go don cum even before any babe off pant na.....na by to write Kamasutra books nii?

SyrusdeHansome:

Bros de way u de vex e be like dis iLegendd don chop ur babe b4

jimmyvic:
iLegendd go don cum even before any babe off pant na.....na by to write Kamasutra books nii?

Read that screenshots and see your fellow gender growing in bed. Also, that guy has his company.

He's making money and he's making her squ*rt. A book he read in 2023 has changed his bedroom game for life.

This alone will boost his confidence. Add that with money, and he's a boss. Be like him.

I also want data boss..
Actually, girls are not that hard to get.. Just ct like you dont need them and watch em want you.

jimmyvic:
iLegendd go don cum even before any babe off pant na.....na by to write Kamasutra books nii?

Lol. iLegendd na bad guy bro.

iLegendd:
I want to sub for the first and last commenters.

Who's taking the first position?

me

......you wouldn't be on NL writing tales if you were already making money with your dick game bro.....try gigolo, leave book

iLegendd:
Read that screenshots and see your fellow gender growing in bed. Also, that guy has his company.

He's making money and he's making her squ*rt. A book he read in 2023 has changed his bedroom game for life.

This alone will boost his confidence. Add that with money, and he's a boss. Be like him.

I guess am the last commenter