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How Do You Answer "Who Are You" Question To A Nigerian Police. by buttlover(m): 2:20pm On Feb 20
I remember when I went to a political rally. I always like sitting close to the real politicians. I crawled my way into the canopy meant for the elites. A police officer saw me and immediately shouted that I should leave that area. I bodly asked him "why" while keeping my head up and bold with seriousness. He looked at me and asked me "who are you", the childishness in me answered "I am a human being". Omo he raised his gun and commanded me to run out immediately. Lol I ran when I saw the other officers walking towards me.

How do you answer the question who are you when you are being stopped on the road or anywhere by a Nigerian police
Re: How Do You Answer "Who Are You" Question To A Nigerian Police. by Maks27: 2:23pm On Feb 20
Interesting thread
Just look him directly in the eye and ask him WTF he is too
Works for me everytime
Re: How Do You Answer "Who Are You" Question To A Nigerian Police. by Zonefree(m): 2:24pm On Feb 20
The question "Who are you" is a psychological question devised by Nigerian policemen to weigh a suspect.

When you start to explain immediately who you are, it shows you're a chaff, that's when they start to exploit and bully you. No reputable person responds to "who are you" question from a Nigerian police officer.

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Re: How Do You Answer "Who Are You" Question To A Nigerian Police. by superCleanworks(m): 2:35pm On Feb 20
buttlover:
I remember when I went to a political rally.

which political party?
Re: How Do You Answer "Who Are You" Question To A Nigerian Police. by buttlover(m): 2:36pm On Feb 20
superCleanworks:


which political party?

Long time ago during rochas governorship tenure
Re: How Do You Answer "Who Are You" Question To A Nigerian Police. by Zonefree(m): 2:37pm On Feb 20
superCleanworks:


which political party?
So, you'll know if em follow for our problems for this country, abi? grin grin

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Re: How Do You Answer "Who Are You" Question To A Nigerian Police. by superCleanworks(m): 2:40pm On Feb 20
Zonefree:

So, you'll know if em follow for our problems for this country, abi? grin grin

No oh. I just wan know the party naw maybe I fit join. dass all
Re: How Do You Answer "Who Are You" Question To A Nigerian Police. by buttlover(m): 2:44pm On Feb 20
Zonefree:

So, you'll know if em follow for our problems for this country, abi? grin grin
I perceived that too
Re: How Do You Answer "Who Are You" Question To A Nigerian Police. by Edoreborn: 3:36pm On Feb 20
superCleanworks:


which political party?
Re: How Do You Answer "Who Are You" Question To A Nigerian Police. by Purvan(m): 5:26pm On Feb 20
I'll simply showed my id and he'll salute me
Re: How Do You Answer "Who Are You" Question To A Nigerian Police. by Blakjewelry(m): 7:13pm On Feb 20
Purvan:
I'll simply showed my id and he'll salute me
I simply replied I am Mr so and so, I have been in a situation were I heard to present my ID, I was a student then. They let me go but I saw them carry some guys who couldn't identify properly.

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