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Short Joke by LordEdah(m): 6:50pm On Feb 29
1) if a girl doesn't want to take u to her parent. Impregnate her and her parent will come to you.

2) Having sex in the dream is so comfortable, u don't have to worry about getting impregnated.

3) It seems the situation of the country has affected even the witches that they can no longer afford to buy broom(for flight) and do nt serve food in dreams but instead bring plate to collect food.

4) Your destiny is in your hands but u dey use am finger girls.

5) Gone are those days where u take 10k to the market, buy a trailer worth of goods and leave with balance of 8500 naira.

6) When a girl wants to beg, u will hear 'u know i love u?'

TBC...
I am Lord_Edah follow up for more.

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