Laugh Out Loud

1. On my wedding day, there will be break time for those who are hungry.

2. Don't ask me what am i doing for a living. Do u think living in nigeria is easy. I live in nigeria for a living.

3. I told her to make tea, she said the salt is not enough. Precious, what have i done?¿

4. Who else notice that anytime u pass a lady, the devil will always whisper to you... "now you can look at her back my child"

5. Everytime you will be shouting 'all men are the same'. Who asked you to taste then all?

6. Being a man is quite comfortable. If u no fine u no fine.

7. Fat girls are the most stingy creature on earth. They will wear skirt, open leg and yet u won't see anything.

8. Imagine dating a girl that breaks sugarcane with her leg

9. It is not that my handwriting is bad, i just have my own special FONT.

10. If you want to measure someone's strength, try pushing the toilet door while they are still using it.

What is wickedness?
-it is when u finish laughing and left without a reply.