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Some Silly Questions Pple Ask These Days; by sadiq88: 10:12pm On Nov 13, 2011 |
1). When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping? A: No! I'm training to die? 2. When It's raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: - Are you going out in this rain? A: No,in the next one.:| 3. Your friend calls your home phone:- Where are you? A: At the bus stop!:/ =D 4. They see you wet coming out from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath? A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl!8-| =D 5. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up? A: No, no, I am waiting for my office to come down and get me.>:O >:O >:OX_X 6. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- are those Flowers? A: No baby! They r Carrots.:* =D 7. You're in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking: - Is anyone in there? A: No! Na SHIT lock d door!=D?=)) 8. You're in the queue to buy tickets @ the cinema, a friend sees u & asks:- what are u doing here? A: I'm here to pay my school fee =)), L̳̿Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇L̳̿. |
Re: Some Silly Questions Pple Ask These Days; by Funkymallam(m): 10:20pm On Nov 13, 2011 |
Lol @number8 |
Re: Some Silly Questions Pple Ask These Days; by Nobody: 10:34pm On Nov 13, 2011 |
U copied and pasted dis joke from gabng's thread! And so that makes it dry because its already stale. . . |
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Re: Some Silly Questions Pple Ask These Days; by lookingboy: 12:17am On Nov 15, 2011 |
LOL at number 5 |
Re: Some Silly Questions Pple Ask These Days; by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 6:02am On Nov 15, 2011 |
Definitely no6 |
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