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If This Doesn't Move You, Nothing Will by SuperOnyi: 11:19am On Mar 13 |
Hearing my stomach rumble was a confirmation that even my stomach had gotten tired of being a 'property' of a broke man β it wasn't even Ramadan yet. Not everybody would be brave enough to stand out and decide to chase their dream but I SuperOnyi did it. Seeing that I would never get to make my mother proud or be that "strong" big bro to my little siblings if I continued to work in that local bakery; I grabbed the bull by the horn and decided to earn a living out of my hobbies β writing, storytelling, and science. I am just a high school graduate so getting a job that would pay me even as much as 50k is almost impossible, even university graduates in Nigeria find that hard. Just few days after making my decision, my laptop got stolen, and somehow through the help of my friend, I was able to get another laptop. Just few weeks later, inconsistent power supply became a trend, and I moved from one state to another just to avoid the wrath of Nigerian demons who derive pleasure in the suffering of Nigerian hustlers. Now, my apartment is in darkness because my neighbors have refused to pay the light bill. I have become so broke and frustrated I decided to try out sport betting and got my heart broken into pieces. It's getting scarier because I have slowly become the perfect definition of that jobless uncle who stays at home all day doing nothing and my landlord is currently on my neck. Nigeria has partnered with life to jam my pants zip against my testicles and I can't even move because I can feel a blade against my neck. Please let me write articles on self development, finances, self-help, fiction, and so on for you so I can move to another apartment and possibly get my life back on track π’. 2 Likes |
Re: If This Doesn't Move You, Nothing Will by SuperOnyi: 11:21am On Mar 13 |
I can also do voiceovers for your YouTube videos and design your book covers. https://www.nairaland.com/8028931/let-me-write-articles-less |
Re: If This Doesn't Move You, Nothing Will by Asavivian: 11:23am On Mar 13 |
Well, bro, it sounds like life in Nigeria is giving you a run for your money β quite literally! If only hustling in Nigeria burned calories, we'd all have six-packs by now. But hey, you've got the spirit of a fighter, and that's worth more than any Naira. Keep your head up, keep hustling, and who knows, maybe one day you'll be the one writing articles on how to survive the Nigerian hustle with a smile. Hang in there, SuperOnyi!" π³π¬πͺπΎπ 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: If This Doesn't Move You, Nothing Will by SuperOnyi: 11:26am On Mar 13 |
Asavivian: I've been "hanging in there" for so long that Nigeria is forcefully pushing my neck into that rope. |
Re: If This Doesn't Move You, Nothing Will by CandidAdmin(m): 12:17pm On Mar 13 |
It is well 1 Like |
Re: If This Doesn't Move You, Nothing Will by olamilarks(m): 12:46pm On Mar 13 |
Hang in there bro. It will get better. 1 Like |
Re: If This Doesn't Move You, Nothing Will by SuperOnyi: 12:57pm On Mar 13 |
Re: If This Doesn't Move You, Nothing Will by SkengRay: 1:05pm On Mar 13 |
Keep your head up my guy .This will soon become history |
Re: If This Doesn't Move You, Nothing Will by MMempire(m): 4:14pm On Mar 13 |
Tales by .................... |
Re: If This Doesn't Move You, Nothing Will by Verbtips(m): 4:17pm On Mar 13 |
Try another way if betting no pay
betting needs a high s. Technique to pull out something trust me
i go remember you for my weekend ticket |
Re: If This Doesn't Move You, Nothing Will by dkidd: 4:22pm On Mar 13 |
When u are ready u go fight well
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Re: If This Doesn't Move You, Nothing Will by MONEY247: 5:54pm On Mar 13 |
Stay strong....all will be well |
Re: If This Doesn't Move You, Nothing Will by SuperOnyi: 10:11pm On Mar 13 |
Verbtips: Bro, everything in my bank account isn't up to 150 naira π. |
Re: If This Doesn't Move You, Nothing Will by Cassandraloius: 10:27pm On Mar 13 |
Hmmm... All is well. |
Re: If This Doesn't Move You, Nothing Will by Verbtips(m): 10:36pm On Mar 13 |
[quote author=SuperOnyi post=128924634] Bro, everything in my bank account isn't up to 150 naira |
Re: If This Doesn't Move You, Nothing Will by Verbtips(m): 10:38pm On Mar 13 |
[quote author=SuperOnyi post=128924634] Bro, everything in my bank account isn't up to 150 naira |
Re: If This Doesn't Move You, Nothing Will by Verbtips(m): 10:40pm On Mar 13 |
Ok then
mc alger-chelf
to draw
at 5.75
stake your 150 |
Re: If This Doesn't Move You, Nothing Will by SuperOnyi: 5:08am On Mar 14 |
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