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Dear Romancelander, Have You Read This NL Thread? by loftyflint: 9:07pm On Mar 28
This one

https://www.nairaland.com/8044124/urgent-christians-endtime-daily-sacrifice#129157680
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Hilanders, lovelanders and landers I have decided to copy and paste what is on that thread above here.

After reading the post, the following are some survival skills you must needs develop:
Stay with me.

1) Give your life to CHRIST: this will save you from eternal spiritual darkness.

2) Learn how to strike a fire with two stones. Learn it. Teach your siblings parents, children. Learn it o.
Let me say it again: go and learn how to strike a fire with two stones.
For physical darkness

3)As from today, as per right now, meditate on this Scripture, memorise it and say it to yourself and in your heart in the morning, in the afternoon and in the evening.
If you can do this diligently, you will understand later.

"Wait on The LORD: be of good courage, and HE shall strengthen your heart: wait, I say, on The LORD"
Psalm 27:14
Learn it.

Daivid prayed 5 times a day.
Daniel prayed 7 times a day.
There is no reason for you not to pray.
Learn that Scripture above and pray it to GOD everyday.
Re: Dear Romancelander, Have You Read This NL Thread? by loftyflint: 9:08pm On Mar 28
Can someone coin a cute name to replace "Romancelander"? Romancelander is too long
Re: Dear Romancelander, Have You Read This NL Thread? by Blacklion3: 9:12pm On Mar 28
Lovelander
Re: Dear Romancelander, Have You Read This NL Thread? by loftyflint: 9:29pm On Mar 28
Blacklion3:
Lovelander

Thank you.
It's way better.
Re: Dear Romancelander, Have You Read This NL Thread? by illicit(m): 10:16pm On Mar 28
loftyflint:
Can someone coin a cute name to replace "Romancelander"? Romancelander is too long

Hilander
Re: Dear Romancelander, Have You Read This NL Thread? by loftyflint: 1:00am On Mar 29
illicit:


Hilander
Lol
The shorter the better
Re: Dear Romancelander, Have You Read This NL Thread? by loftyflint: 1:12am On Mar 29
Blacklion3 illicit kindly reread my original post. It's been updated.
Re: Dear Romancelander, Have You Read This NL Thread? by Blacklion3: 3:01am On Mar 29
loftyflint:
Blacklion3 illicit kindly reread my original post. It's been updated.
Why aren't you in bed sleeping?its 3:01am
Re: Dear Romancelander, Have You Read This NL Thread? by loftyflint: 12:36pm On Mar 29
Blacklion3:

Why aren't you in bed sleeping?its 3:01am

I couldn't sleep till I calmed me down with GOD's Word.
You weren't asleep too, why?
Re: Dear Romancelander, Have You Read This NL Thread? by Blacklion3: 4:28am On Mar 30
BopZaddy:
loftyflint kindly ignore this troll

he goes about with numerous account numbers and monikers begging for fund

searching the name affixed to the above quoted account number would leave you scarred

Why
Re: Dear Romancelander, Have You Read This NL Thread? by loftyflint: 7:10pm On Mar 30
BopZaddy:
loftyflint kindly ignore this troll

he goes about with numerous account numbers and monikers begging for fund

searching the name affixed to the above quoted account number would leave you scarred
Thanks
Re: Dear Romancelander, Have You Read This NL Thread? by loftyflint: 7:10pm On Mar 30
Blacklion3:


Why
Because you are about to buy a car, hence not broke

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