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Re: Actor Playing Jesus On Easter Friday Lands Heavily On The Floor. by Nazgul: 6:19pm On Apr 01
folake4u:
Screaminggggggggg!!šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£
Why are you screaming? šŸ¤”
Re: Actor Playing Jesus On Easter Friday Lands Heavily On The Floor. by folake4u(f): 7:23pm On Apr 01
Nazgul:

Why are you screaming? šŸ¤”

What you said was really funny and had me laughing and screaming same time.
Re: Actor Playing Jesus On Easter Friday Lands Heavily On The Floor. by Nazgul: 7:28pm On Apr 01
folake4u:
What you said was really funny and had me laughing and screaming same time.
Lol...I've never seen you laugh and scream before. I never knew I was funny. Maybe I should joke more often. šŸ˜
Re: Actor Playing Jesus On Easter Friday Lands Heavily On The Floor. by folake4u(f): 7:30pm On Apr 01
Nazgul:

Lol...I've never seen you laugh and scream before. I never knew I was funny. Maybe I should joke more often. šŸ˜

You never see me before na. šŸ¤£

Lol well, I was imagining the scenario and it had me in stitches.

If you wan be clown, na you sabi.
Re: Actor Playing Jesus On Easter Friday Lands Heavily On The Floor. by joseph1832(m): 8:06pm On Apr 01
Nazgul:
Actor Playing Jesus On Easter Friday Lands Heavily On The Floor As He Mistakenly Falls From The Cross.

It's obvious they didn't nail him very well to the cross. grin
Re: Actor Playing Jesus On Easter Friday Lands Heavily On The Floor. by abbeyd2(m): 10:38pm On Apr 01
This it's own cavalry no get part 2, the pastor must be a skylight flighter. šŸ¤ŖšŸ¤ŖšŸ¤Ŗ
Re: Actor Playing Jesus On Easter Friday Lands Heavily On The Floor. by Nazgul: 1:45am On Apr 02
folake4u:
You never see me before na. šŸ¤£

Lol well, I was imagining the scenario and it had me in stitches.

If you wan be clown, na you sabi.
At least the guy would have bedtime stories to tell his kids that being Jesus isn't an easy task.
Re: Actor Playing Jesus On Easter Friday Lands Heavily On The Floor. by folake4u(f): 6:08am On Apr 02
Nazgul:

At least the guy would have bedtime stories to tell his kids that being Jesus isn't an easy task.

That one sef dey. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£
Re: Actor Playing Jesus On Easter Friday Lands Heavily On The Floor. by felong(m): 10:39am On Apr 02
This is a very serious matter.
Re: Actor Playing Jesus On Easter Friday Lands Heavily On The Floor. by Thazard(m): 2:32pm On Apr 02
pocohantas:


The people that got him up there had plans to kill him, knowing he would not rise on the third day. That is the only way to explain why no sensible person kicked against this idea _vehemently.
grin grin grin
Re: Actor Playing Jesus On Easter Friday Lands Heavily On The Floor. by Thazard(m): 5:46pm On Apr 02
Nazgul:

Lol...I agree

I'm sure he was shouting Jesus as he fell, forgetting that he's Jesus. grin
grin grin grin
Re: Actor Playing Jesus On Easter Friday Lands Heavily On The Floor. by ChristCee: 1:54am On Apr 03
7demons:


E be like say the small life you dey live no full you abi?
You wan make thunder fire your whole generation now?
You son of an imbecilĆØ??
Shey na the Olosho your mama dey do to feed you never do una family??
No try Cross road this evening because moto go jam you. Bastărd!
e no go betta for una werey wey born u wey u call mama. ur papa na ogun go kill am, na dog go chop him blokos, you and ur generation go suffer like fowl, even me seff go chop ur mama small before she kpai grin grin grin na public toilet she be make me seff use am like that. Omo iya oloshi
Re: Actor Playing Jesus On Easter Friday Lands Heavily On The Floor. by 7demons: 1:11pm On Apr 03
ChristCee:

e no go betta for una werey wey born u wey u call mama. ur papa na ogun go kill am, na dog go chop him blokos, you and ur generation go suffer like fowl, even me seff go chop ur mama small before she kpai grin grin grin na public toilet she be make me seff use am like that. Omo iya oloshi
All these children talk from a wretched ugly looking animal.
Dirty looking filthy bastărd, miserable filthy looking pig šŸ–
Lean like someone with HIV.
Na internet dey give una mouth.
Look at this disgusting animal trying to bring mouth with me.
Just post your pic if e sure for you and that your bastărd jesus if your will last one week.
Re: Actor Playing Jesus On Easter Friday Lands Heavily On The Floor. by Exceed15: 5:24pm On Apr 03
Looooooool.. this one na over syllabus oooo
Re: Actor Playing Jesus On Easter Friday Lands Heavily On The Floor. by ChristCee: 6:07am On Apr 07
7demons:

All these children talk from a wretched ugly looking animal.
Dirty looking filthy bastărd, miserable filthy looking pig šŸ–
Lean like someone with HIV.
Na internet dey give una mouth.
Look at this disgusting animal trying to bring mouth with me.
Just post your pic if e sure for you and that your bastărd jesus if your will last one week.
na ur mama puss* y you describe so?? cheesy grin grin why e dey pain you nau

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