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The Jokes About Nigeria This Period No Be Here by guobe: 10:37pm On Apr 08
I have been reading different comments on jokes about Nigeria this period and it has been cracking me up.
One of the jokes was that in heaven if you commit a crime,the Angel will just sentence you to 20 years in Nigeria.
Another one is Nigeria is the comedy channel they watch in heaven if they want to laugh.
I just saw a third one now attached.
Abeg our leaders should fix the country so that its citizens do not take it as a joke.
Alot of people are fed up with the current trajectory of the country
Imagine they say dollar that they met at 700 naira and took it themselves to almost 2000 naira and are fixing it themselves to 1200 naira and they say it is falling ,meanwhile cost of goods keeps going up with high cost of fuel and now increased power tariff and salary still remains stagnant.

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Re: The Jokes About Nigeria This Period No Be Here by Verbtips(m): 11:35pm On Apr 08
shey 9jaria mata,talk any how efcc and dss don land your door in 5secgrin,OUR POLITICIANS DEY PREPARE FOR 2027,YOU DEY TALK ABOUT FIXING NIGERIA,WHAT A JOKEgringrin
lemme break it down small
our politician love to sabotage some one else government
they are criminals and mastermind of kidnapping and banditry so as to see what to use to campiagn during next election
nigeria politician no even want wey nigerians enjoy y becus when they make little move nigerians will swam like hungry fishes struggling for food.
educated people are being governed why animals are being ruled.just voice your complain kuje await yougrin.
NO EDUCATED PESIN FOR 9JARIA

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Re: The Jokes About Nigeria This Period No Be Here by guobe: 4:59am On Apr 09
Verbtips:
shey 9jaria mata,talk any how efcc and dss don land your door in 5secgrin,OUR POLITICIANS DEY PREPARE FOR 2027,YOU DEY TALK ABOUT FIXING NIGERIA,WHAT A JOKEgringrin
lemme break it down small
our politician love to sabotage some one else government
they are criminals and mastermind of kidnapping and banditry so as to see what to use to campiagn during next election
nigeria politician no even want wey nigerians enjoy y becus when they make little move nigerians will swam like hungry fishes struggling for food.
educated people are being governed why animals are being ruled.just voice your complain kuje await yougrin.
NO EDUCATED PESIN FOR 9JARIA
Nigerians do not want too much.Just give them the basics and they are okay.
It should be live and let's live.
The country is currently choking and the Nigerian leaders should fix it up.
Re: The Jokes About Nigeria This Period No Be Here by Verbtips(m): 6:38am On Apr 09
guobe:

Nigerians do not want too much.Just give them the basics and they are okay.
It should be live and let's live.
The country is currently choking and the Nigerian leaders should fix it up.
i know nigerians know how to manipulate their enviroment and rule,ok just assume.there is good road,247 electricity,e.t.c
WETIN THEM WAN TAKE CAMPAIGN
Re: The Jokes About Nigeria This Period No Be Here by guobe: 6:43am On Apr 09
Verbtips:
i know nigerians know how to manipulate their enviroment and rule,ok just assume.there is good road,247 electricity,e.t.c
WETIN THEM WAN TAKE CAMPAIGN
We suppose don pass that level .
Advanced countries don't campaign with Roads.
Re: The Jokes About Nigeria This Period No Be Here by Verbtips(m): 7:14am On Apr 09
guobe:

We suppose don pass that level .
Advanced countries don't campaign with Roads.
shebi america dey vote online,ok if nigeria adapt to that change although say online them go fit temper am but e need great work.desperate nigeria politician no go ever gree,becus nayin easy pass just go polling unit snatch ballot box,do eni how them like
infact no be only govement corrupt even their organisations na war,the day police do one guy shege for my front eh i just shake head,

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Re: The Jokes About Nigeria This Period No Be Here by guobe: 7:18am On Apr 09
Verbtips:
shebi america dey vote online,ok if nigeria adapt to that change although say online them go fit temper am but e need great work.desperate nigeria politician no go ever gree,becus nayin easy pass just go polling unit snatch ballot box,do eni how them like
infact no be only govement corrupt even their organisations na war,the day police do one guy shege for my front eh i just shake head,
Reforms are needed in all sectors. We can't continue like this.
Re: The Jokes About Nigeria This Period No Be Here by Verbtips(m): 9:36pm On Apr 10
ge MR guobe ,i finally solved the puzzle of the 9:9 logic stat
but i will be giving it and official name
heart of the sun,
so i decide to take a break and flex,just discovering the logic makes me feel as if a stone has been lifted from my spirit.well that how i am from home set and i love such spiritgrin
THE HYPOTENSIS I GOT FROM THE HYPOTENSIS
1.DATE
2.NUMBER OF MATCHES (9)
3.LOGIC CALCULATION(THE READING MY START FROM DOWN OR UP )
HOME ADVANTAGE:THIS MEAN THE HOME TEAM CAN BEHAVE IN TWO WAYS WHILE THE AWAY TEAM HAS STATIONARY STAT.AND I FOUND OUT YOU ARE USING THE HOME ADVANTAGE
THAT MEANS THE SECOND PHARSE OF
9:9
AND TO PREDICT CORRECT SCORE
THE WAY THE RELATIONSHIP IS FIXED DETERMINE THE CORRECT SCORE
I.E
ESPANYOL VS EIBAR HAS A FIXED RELATIONSHIP
AS THAT OF
TRABZONSPOR VS KASIMPASA,
I STILL HAVE MORE,
I BOUGHT OVER 15 60 LEAVES TO RUN DE EXPERIMENT.
NOW WORKING ON THE SECOND PHARSE WILL GIVE ME HARD TIME.SINCE THE FIRST PHARSE HAS A 90% ROI I WILL BE DEVELOPING THE REMAINING STEP BY S

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Re: The Jokes About Nigeria This Period No Be Here by guobe: 12:54am On Apr 11
Verbtips:
ge MR guobe ,i finally solved the puzzle of the 9:9 logic stat
but i will be giving it and official name
heart of the sun,
so i decide to take a break and flex,just discovering the logic makes me feel as if a stone has been lifted from my spirit.well that how i am from home set and i love such spiritgrin
THE HYPOTENSIS I GOT FROM THE HYPOTENSIS
1.DATE
2.NUMBER OF MATCHES (9)
3.LOGIC CALCULATION(THE READING MY START FROM DOWN OR UP )
HOME ADVANTAGE:THIS MEAN THE HOME TEAM CAN BEHAVE IN TWO WAYS WHILE THE AWAY TEAM HAS STATIONARY STAT.AND I FOUND OUT YOU ARE USING THE HOME ADVANTAGE
THAT MEANS THE SECOND PHARSE OF
9:9
AND TO PREDICT CORRECT SCORE
THE WAY THE RELATIONSHIP IS FIXED DETERMINE THE CORRECT SCORE
I.E
ESPANYOL VS EIBAR HAS A FIXED RELATIONSHIP
AS THAT OF
TRABZONSPOR VS KASIMPASA,
I STILL HAVE MORE,
I BOUGHT OVER 15 60 LEAVES TO RUN DE EXPERIMENT.
NOW WORKING ON THE SECOND PHARSE WILL GIVE ME HARD TIME.SINCE THE FIRST PHARSE HAS A 90% ROI I WILL BE DEVELOPING THE REMAINING STEP BY S
Ok nice
Re: The Jokes About Nigeria This Period No Be Here by LIVINGICONREBOR: 5:10pm On Apr 11
guobe:

Ok nice


Guobe, talk true. You understand wetin him post??
Because the village settings wey verbtips dey bring come, go bad pass before.🥱

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Re: The Jokes About Nigeria This Period No Be Here by stacyadams: 5:25pm On Apr 11
guobe:
I have been reading different comments on jokes about Nigeria this period and it has been cracking me up.
One of the jokes was that in heaven if you commit a crime,the Angel will just sentence you to 20 years in Nigeria.
Another one is Nigeria is the comedy channel they watch in heaven if they want to laugh.
I just saw a third one now attached.
Abeg our leaders should fix the country so that its citizens do not take it as a joke.
Alot of people are fed up with the current trajectory of the country
Imagine they say dollar that they met at 700 naira and took it themselves to almost 2000 naira and are fixing it themselves to 1200 naira and they say it is falling ,meanwhile cost of goods keeps going up with high cost of fuel and now increased power tariff and salary still remains stagnant.


I don't have problem with the people who increased dollar to 2000,I have problem with the useless urrcchins who will come to this thread and expect sensible humans to applaude clowns who met dollar at 700 grin

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Re: The Jokes About Nigeria This Period No Be Here by guobe: 5:38pm On Apr 11
LIVINGICONREBOR:



Guobe, talk true. You understand wetin him post??
Because the village settings wey verbtips dey bring come, go bad pass before.🥱
He is experimenting but with time he will get it right.
For now let him explore
Re: The Jokes About Nigeria This Period No Be Here by Verbtips(m): 6:05pm On Apr 11
Bro LIVINGICONREBOR
no judge buk according to it cover.just wait and see
the village setting na save the bride in her dismal
hope you geht am
Re: The Jokes About Nigeria This Period No Be Here by LIVINGICONREBOR: 9:20pm On Apr 11
Verbtips:
Bro LIVINGICONREBOR
no judge buk according to it cover.just wait and see
the village setting na save the bride in her dismal
hope you geht am

Hmm.
Re: The Jokes About Nigeria This Period No Be Here by LIVINGICONREBOR: 9:21pm On Apr 11
guobe:

He is experimenting but with time he will get it right.
For now let him explore

I hear you.
Re: The Jokes About Nigeria This Period No Be Here by Verbtips(m): 9:24pm On Apr 11
Re: The Jokes About Nigeria This Period No Be Here by Verbtips(m): 6:18am On Apr 13
guobe:

He is experimenting but with time he will get it right.
For now let him explore
gm boss
today game
ross country vs rangers
home win
@11
maybe 5:3
crewe vs grimsby
away win
@2.14
lincoln city vs
wigan
draw
@3.85
total odd
90.62

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Re: The Jokes About Nigeria This Period No Be Here by guobe: 8:15am On Apr 13
Verbtips:
gm boss
today game
ross country vs rangers
home win
@11
maybe 5:3
crewe vs grimsby
away win
@2.14
lincoln city vs
wigan
draw
@3.85
total odd
90.62
How will you go for Rosscounty home win
You are still insisting on your metaphorical forcast.
It won't take you anywhere
Re: The Jokes About Nigeria This Period No Be Here by surgical: 8:27am On Apr 13
stacyadams:


I don't have problem with the people who increased dollar to 2000,I have problem with the useless urrcchins who will come to this thread and expect sensible humans to applaude clowns who met dollar at 700 grin
They are playing mind game,they want to win support for their unpopular government
Re: The Jokes About Nigeria This Period No Be Here by Verbtips(m): 8:30am On Apr 13
guobe:

How will you go for Rosscounty home win
You are still insisting on your metaphorical forcast.
It won't take you anywhere
venezia vs sampdoria has thesame relationship
with rosscountry Vs rangers
Re: The Jokes About Nigeria This Period No Be Here by guobe: 8:46am On Apr 13
Verbtips:
venezia vs sampdoria has thesame relationship
with rosscountry Vs rangers
RANGERS WANTS TO WIN THE LEAGUE DESPERATELY,WHICH RELATIONSHIP ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
YOU ARE CURRENTLY FORCASTING ABSTACTLY
Re: The Jokes About Nigeria This Period No Be Here by Verbtips(m): 9:57am On Apr 13
guobe:

RANGERS WANTS TO WIN THE LEAGUE DESPERATELY,WHICH RELATIONSHIP ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
YOU ARE CURRENTLY FORCASTING ABSTACTLY
let's just wait and watch the drama
Re: The Jokes About Nigeria This Period No Be Here by RickyJesus: 11:09am On Apr 13
Having headache reading through the comments from this thread.
Re: The Jokes About Nigeria This Period No Be Here by Peaceza: 11:32am On Apr 13
Funny to say, that's the beauty of the country and we should embrace it grin
Re: The Jokes About Nigeria This Period No Be Here by guobe: 5:37pm On Apr 14
Verbtips:
gm boss
today game
ross country vs rangers
home win
@11
maybe 5:3
crewe vs grimsby
away win
@2.14
lincoln city vs
wigan
draw
@3.85
total odd
90.62
You got the Rangers match right.That was an out of the world forcast.kudos.
Re: The Jokes About Nigeria This Period No Be Here by Verbtips(m): 6:42pm On Apr 14
guobe:

You got the Rangers match right.That was an out of the world forcast.kudos.
thanks boss, still pushing
ALTHOUGH THE RELATIONSHIP WASN'T FIXED LIKE THAT OF VENEZIA VS SAMPDORIA TO DETERMINE THE CORRECT SCORE BUT I KNOW IT WILL BE A GOAL FEAST
WELL SOME OF MY HYPOTENSIS HAS BEEN MODIFY I WILL BE TESTING IT IN MY NEXT FORCAST
AND I PRAY THIS SHOULD BE THE LAST CORRECTION TO MAKE THE FIRST PART OF THE 9:9 complete.yesterday i was going through my data infact the way some relationship do cross part is scaring plus the way i manupulate some out come contribute to the delay.i also discover that i have been manipulating the logic.just of recent i allow the logic to move freely under the influence of gravity,and i discover that the logic itself brings the numbers of past match and also indicate if the reading will be taken from down or up
well it sound funnygrin
BUT I WILL TRY AND PROVE IT WITH GAMES

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Re: The Jokes About Nigeria This Period No Be Here by guobe: 7:27pm On Apr 14
Verbtips:
thanks boss, still pushing
ALTHOUGH THE RELATIONSHIP WASN'T FIXED LIKE THAT OF VENEZIA VS SAMPDORIA TO DETERMINE THE CORRECT SCORE BUT I KNOW IT WILL BE A GOAL FEAST
WELL SOME OF MY HYPOTENSIS HAS BEEN MODIFY I WILL BE TESTING IT IN MY NEXT FORCAST
AND I PRAY THIS SHOULD BE THE LAST CORRECTION TO MAKE THE FIRST PART OF THE 9:9 complete.yesterday i was going through my data infact the way some relationship do cross part is scaring plus the way i manupulate some out come contribute to the delay.i also discover that i have been manipulating the logic.just of recent i allow the logic to move freely under the influence of gravity,and i discover that the logic itself brings the numbers of past match and also indicate if the reading will be taken from down or up
well it sound funnygrin
BUT I WILL TRY AND PROVE IT WITH GAMES
You have gone ballistic. ENJOY YOURSELF
Re: The Jokes About Nigeria This Period No Be Here by Verbtips(m): 7:32pm On Apr 14
guobe:
You have gone ballistic. ENJOY YOURSELF
make i sha no fallsmiley

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