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My First Time (1994) by MOBO999: 9:44pm On Nov 21, 2011
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so still going to Warri High. I went into a drugstore to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful Yoruba woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No." So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb.

She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store. It was empty. She said, "Just a minute," and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. She asked, "Do these excite you

Well, I was so dumbstruck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk. "Well, come on," she insisted, "we don't have much time."So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back, and pop, I was done within a few minutes, She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?" I replied, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.
Re: My First Time (1994) by MOBO999: 9:45pm On Nov 21, 2011
I was a cute looking 16 years old back then, and am still hot right now, Bleep
Re: My First Time (1994) by r231(m): 9:47pm On Nov 21, 2011
ok
Re: My First Time (1994) by Dsense(m): 9:52pm On Nov 21, 2011
Hehe MOBO with his freestyle grin
We are not even sure if you re a transgender or just a normal Dumbstruck like u have called yourself withing your framed up excerpt. wink
Re: My First Time (1994) by seedord247(m): 9:56pm On Nov 21, 2011
You copy this from the internet . . .Shame on you cheesy wink
Re: My First Time (1994) by dabrake(m): 10:09pm On Nov 21, 2011
MOBO999:

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so still going to Warri High. I went into a drugstore to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful Yoruba woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No." So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb.

She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store. It was empty. She said, "Just a minute," and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. She asked, "Do these excite you

Well, I was so dumbstruck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk. "Well, come on," she insisted, "we don't have much time."So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back, and pop, I was done within a few minutes, She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?" I replied, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.

laff wan kill me die
Re: My First Time (1994) by Idowuogbo(f): 10:14pm On Nov 21, 2011
Mobowale is bck hehehehehe , kai romance go sweet die
Re: My First Time (1994) by Yorisb: 12:12am On Nov 22, 2011
Re: My First Time (1994) by 195(f): 12:20am On Nov 22, 2011
Smh!
Re: My First Time (1994) by Nobody: 4:03am On Nov 22, 2011
MOBO the champion grin
Ehn u jus waste time as the yoruba woman open for u cheesy
Re: My First Time (1994) by Nobody: 4:18am On Nov 22, 2011
shocked shocked you're 33?!

i SERIOUSLY would not have guessed.  undecided
and this is NOT a compliment. tongue
Re: My First Time (1994) by Ranoscky(m): 10:38am On Nov 22, 2011
Welcome.
Re: My First Time (1994) by richy5(m): 12:05pm On Nov 22, 2011
lolzzzzzzz
Re: My First Time (1994) by Talking(m): 12:10pm On Nov 22, 2011
Jokes section please.
Re: My First Time (1994) by Jeovy(m): 2:33pm On Nov 22, 2011
@poster,

Dreamer, Dreamer and Dreamer

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