Hi Nairalanders,
I dated a particular gal for about a year during her NYSC. Now she has finished serving and she doesn't want to leave me alone. I desperately want to end this relationship but I don't want to hurt her. I have explained why we cannot continue and she doesn't seem to understand. Somebody HELP!!!

Tell her you have tested positive for HIV 1 and 2 strain. Show her a fake result and she would speak with her legs!

let someone tell her you have gone mad - or when next you visit her - begin sing kolomental - oh oh oh oho hoho oo kolomental - or if that one no do - begin say - i am a danfo driver so - shebi u be danfo driver so - i sure she doesnt want a danfo driver or a kolomental. But if you go make mistake sing you are my African queen - ooh oh oh - na im be say she no go lif you forever.

But you sef - na ojukokoro dey worry u - toto don sour now after one year - shio.

Common gentlemen,
I know it sounds funny but I am asking for real practicable advice.
Mo fe dobo, you be naija artist. Abi you be the type wey go release album sell only two copies?
Na only you and your producer go gree buy.
Fun reading frm u but please something more practicable

The other thing about HIV!! God forbid

ok - next thing - tell her that u no fit let oko rise anymore - what abt that? practicable?

Hi man,

saw ur message, scare her with continual sex. You are a man so make ur stand known to her

Hi mofe dobo,

nawa 4 u, u no know sey toto dey tire person. Infact, we are in the same state of mind now

u and who - kiddy man?

the guy wanting to drop his babe.

I dey Vex , abeg change your name to ,I dey Craze

Hi mofe,
are still there

Mo fe dobo, you just join this forum yesterday, you wan post me comot. I fear you oh!
But tok true, you dey yank? Abi na job u dey job us. I de feel say na Waffi chic you be. That is if you be chic in the first place.
Now back to the topic, Kiddy man, I can't use sex to scare this chic, she strong pass me. The chic can do 6 hours non stop. You wan kill me?
And let me make this correction: De toto never sour! I just want an end to the relationship. It is not leading me anywhere and neither is it leading her. I can't explain everything here or the person go instantly know say na her I dey talk about. We cannot marry, period!!

Give me practicable advice oh Nairalanders before I change my mind and log on. uchenna, I never begin craze. When I start, I go let you know. I promise!!!

Hi man,
nawa 4 the chic o. anyway, as a man stop picking her calls, and not even a second of attention to her, i tink by that she will recieve your message. Becuase, we to associate with positive thinking minded poeple

Kiddy man, if that was easy as a solution, I would have taken it a long time ago. Of course, any sharp man (which I am) knows that the easiest way to tell a babe "e don do me" is to stop picking her calls but this one knows my house and keeps coming. She agrees with me when I outline the reasons why we cannot continue but problem is:[color=#990000][/color] She cannot let Go!!!!

Then, I think the chic is seriously desperate for you. May you seek God intervention. But, i still believe only if you have anything at stake with her that is when you will not take action on her. Wake up my man

See beyond your nose. Ask yourself, even her why is sahe desperate for you? You be man

tell her u are finding intrest in d same sex relationship

@poster, if you really want people to believe you, why not write the full story of what happened instead of dropping hints on us. Tell us how you met her, what make you date her in the first place. Why you want to date another chic and what her shortcoming etc.

Meanwhile, Stop fucking her l suspect you still do that hence her coming back. If she is not getting something, she would back out naturally.

By the way try the HIV method. It work like magic as long as you are not HIV+ just "confess" to her that a prostitute gave you the virus. She would rush down to the clinic to test herself in fright. Once confirmed negative, she would leave you to your fate! But if she is positive, you are in soup. She would stick to you like lice!

Are you HIV+? If yes, please don't try the method o! Stigmatization of the highest order await you.

@mo_fe_dobo na wow ooooooooooooh all this tins day come out of ur U No What, u b girl ooooh abi na man u b??

I think its not 2 hard,except she is d hard kinda babe

Anyway 1 easy way is,JUST STOP CALLIN HER
Avoid her,when she wants 2 come 2 ur house jus say u very very busy.
I promise if no sex 4 some 1month she ll free u,by then jus tell her u have found another babe at work place or so

Is dat good enuf??I no sabi book much oo

But u be bad boy oo,When our girls no dey get sense again now

Men, guys thank you for all your responses. I will try the HIV thing and hope it works. I have not bleeped the chic for close to three weeks now. She is out of town but she doesn't let me rest. Calls me everyday even if I don't call.
I think I will also try not picking her calls and see what happens.

Before she comes back from her trip go to yaba and a 300naria ring and tell you got engaged when she was out of town.

When you knew that the relationship was not going anywhere why did u start it at all? ?Now you are looking for pips to justify your flop!

so you'l later tell yourself that you got the big idea from nairaland!

MMMMMen!

Macutie:

When you knew that the relationship was not going anywhere why did u start it at all? ?Now you are looking for pips to justify your flop!

so you'l later tell yourself that you got the big idea from nairaland!

MMMMMen!

So what makes u think that he knew the relationship wasnt going anywhere when he first started ?


woMMMMMen!

funny 1 Jahbert

i dey mad, i hv just insulted myself, hmmm. well my man its simple, very , too simple, but its a test to know if yur a man,not a boy, a man. i hv been in yur situation, she will alwys bug, u, mine d parents even called 2 beg me,i had to be nice 2 them but very indiffrent to the girl, if she comes to your house, dont let her in, i wonder if she has key, well since u r not picking d calls u r making matters worse, pick it and let her no that u dont care, period, after u r done, bang d phone.point is be rude, down to the bone ,dont beat her abeg, be rude, with mouth only, after every evry when she is done and gone,u neva knw she could be yur friend on ordianry terms, and anything can happen.

tell her tat u hava no balls,no money,u have body odour and u are afraid of coachroach

Boys eeeh!

MEN!!!! men!!!
breeze don blow, fowl nyash don open finish, see as una be finish, see how very easily we want to break hearts forgetting we have sisters, what if it is your sister that some guy has 'enjoyed' for the past one year and wakes up one morning that he doesnt want to do again, for no reason? u go gree,
Nna, u have not told us why u dont want again, and until u can convince us that she is either cheating on you or her character isnt good, go and settle with your babe and if possible marry her,

some of u guys move in the direction of erection, be careful

MEN!!!! men!!!
breeze don blow, fowl nyash don open finish, see as una be finish, see how very easily we want to break hearts forgetting we have sisters, what if it is your sister that some guy has 'enjoyed' for the past one year and wakes up one morning that he doesnt want to do again, for no reason? u go gree,
Nna, u have not told us why u dont want again, and until u can convince us that she is either cheating on you or her character isnt good, go and settle with your babe and if possible marry her,

some of u guys move in the direction of erection, be careful