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To All Women/be Thankfull For The Advice by sylvao2000(m): 2:55pm On Sep 24, 2007
A GREAT STEP FOR YOU TO FOLLOW FOR UR LIFE LADIES

This should give you an idea how to play your games.


18-21years old - The best years of your life as a woman. The price of pussy is at its highest. Everyone wants/need you. Classmates, friends, teachers, guys your age, guys in their 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s, modelling agencies, movie/tv producers, music record labels, etc. This is the time to enjoy your life, party all night, take career risks, play with men, dump them, trade them, hurt them, etc.


21-24years old - Price of pussy is still high but it wont go any higher. Enjoy it. It's time to get a good career, find a good man.


25years old + - Price of pussy drops. Ageing starts to change your looks. You're not as young & pretty looking as before. 18-21 year old females are now your competitors to getting that guy. At this age you better have an established career and a good man who wont trade you for a younger pussy.


29 years old - Your last chance. Hurry, biologically speaking, you're late. Socially, you're running out of time. The end is on the horizon. You start shopping for cosmetics and lotions you never did when you were young and fresh. hmmmmmmmmm


30 years old plus - Game over. Price of pussy plummets. You should be married and pregnant. You should have a career. Your man should be one that wont leave you for someone younger. (He should be somewhat older than you like 6-8 years older) If you're single at this age, you're either ugly OR missed the boat. It's time to lower your expectations. It's time to make yourself more "easy".  for men


33 years old plus - Give it up, JESUS is in control go back to church work, and rest your soul on the Apha and Omega ( JESUS )

CATCH YOU UP LATER CIAO,
Re: To All Women/be Thankfull For The Advice by sammyjl(f): 3:11pm On Sep 24, 2007
Remember that you were born by a woman, she's probably the one who raised you to be the man that u are, pity can't say she gave you enough knowledge on how to respect women. Grow Up will ya. angry
Re: To All Women/be Thankfull For The Advice by sylvao2000(m): 10:04am On Sep 26, 2007
sammyjl:

Remember that you were born by a woman, she's probably the one who raised you to be the man that u are, pity can't say she gave you enough knowledge on how to respect women. Grow Up will ya. angry

l dont understand what you are talking about and l hope you are NOT insulting my sweet mom
Re: To All Women/be Thankfull For The Advice by chistiana(f): 2:17pm On Sep 26, 2007
No respect for pussy.

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