STUPID ANSWERS FOR STUPID QUESTIONS BY

DON KOLLIONE :

1.Someone called you@2am in the night and
asked "Are you sleeping? Ans.No, I am picking
beans 

2.Its raining and someone noticed you
,  going out and still asked "Are you going out
in this rain? Ans.No, In the next one.

3.You are in front of the elevator, Going to
your office upstairs yet they still asked "Are
you going upstairs? Ans.No, I'm waiting for
my office to come and meet me here 

4.You re just coming out of the bathroom wet, Yet
someone still ask you "Did you just take your
bath? Ans.No, I fell into the toilet bowl 

5.Your boyfriend came to your house with a bunch
of flowers and you still ask him "Are those
flowers? Ans.No, they are carrots 

6.You are in the toilet and you locked the door from
inside. Someone came and knocked and then
asked "Is anybody in? Ans.No, Na shit lock d
door. 

7.You are in a queue at the cinema
trying to buy ticket, A friend sees you and
asked "What are you doing here? Ans.I want
to pay for my school fees, 

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