If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him, he says u don't Love him;
If u do, he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE, & sooo hard to please!!!!! Q.E.D

Guyz, they will swear that it's not true, [sub][/sub]

@poster --- Copywrite like you, so you want tell me say you never see this same post for here before , get your post and stop being a pen-robber ole

that does not dispute the fact she's making an important point here.

ThoniaSlim:

that does not dispute the fact she's making an important point here.

Which point is important here tell me waiting ------ alakori

Look, my giving an opinion does not give you any right to start calling me names, either abusive or not abusive.
i don't fall into the class of peeps on nairaland who want cheap popularity by going about exchanging insults with people they have never met. i have given my opinion on the topic and would not say further, if you do not understand what i meant thats your cup of tea.

@ Cute Angel

I'll rather reserve my comment.

@ toniaslim,

which important point is that?

arent you ladies even harder to please? except a guy kill himself b4 una go know say he love una

@poster,
Even if all those are true about men, it should be noted that same applies to women. Infact its even much more hard to please a woman

if they dont please dey beg

Don't be so bent on pleasing a guy. Just be yourself and you'll find a guy who will take you for what you are. There are so many girls out there who lack esteem and work themselves up trying to do this and that to please men. Dress up, do your hair, do your nails, wear sexy this and that. Relax. That's why they take us so much for granted.  Enjoy your life, be yourself, appreciate who you are and you will find someone who will appreciate you for who you are. Above all, God loves you. That should give you some joy.

@cute angel

Same applies to Ladies. We both have short-comings. It is the understanding

and tolerance that matters. If you are too nice as a guy, the girls will take u for

a MUGUN. If you aint nice to them, they call you a sadist, psycho and some other

names with ugly connotations.

cute angel you are right but it apples to both gender, some women are also hard to please

Although we ladies are sometimes hard to please but men are the HARDEST!!! Thats why there call them BIG BABIES.

sylvao2000:

@poster --- Copywrite like you, so you want tell me say you never see this same post for here before , get your post and stop being a pen-robber ole

Dat shows how non-challant and uncivilized you are, i guess you dont have manners in your dictionary. Garage Agbero!!

@poster am so sorry ok,  Well l talk to people who can spell what they mean correctly you still need to go back to school or get a better dictionary. but l had you mention that or another copywrite

l am very sure you don't know what nonchalant   means  because you can't even spell it correctly,      iwu

different thingy

@ sylvao200
pot calling kettle black. Did u just spelt "menction" or it mention   _{Dick head}

cute angel and sylvao, pls stop fighting here will u?
u are a lady i admire so much, stop exchanging such words with him dear

n u sylvao, will u stop being naughty darl

Efuah, I wonder how much u can do to reconcile those 2. pplle fight here every day, sometimes its part of the fun sylvao2000 and cute angel, u can both fire on.

@ efuah
Tanks my dear u are really a darling.


@sylvao
he is a bigbaby dat needs my attention.

Joey82, i pray to be able to stop them fighting, and u, dnt encourage them pls

cute angel, welcome dear . but if u think he needs the attention, then give him pls

Efuah, so you know that girl, cuteangel? Eeeewwwwwwww. She spews garbage!!! She should just be real. We are not in any contest here. All are welcome, afterall, no one has a monopoly of knowledge, schooled or otherwise.

@jeoy82, I'm enjoying it too, although I got myself in the crossfire cos I expressed a contrary opinion to cuteangel. Something must be going on with her.

Cuteangel, what's gwan with you? You are too angry!!!! Get some counselling for that rage.

@ efuah  l respect you am out of here, ciao

^{shakes head and zoom off}

sylvao, that's good of u, thx for listening to me

liftedone, darling pls dnt join the fight i beg of u, did she offend u in anyway? am apologising on her behalf

Got nothing in mind against anyone.
Just enjoying the fun in it.

So guyz lets stop these harsh words and be together as one happy family(nairaland).

_{A wise woman builds her home but a foolish woman scatters it}

Cuteangel, wise words. Peace.

clap clap clap  more grease to my elbow or

zignor, leave the mad where he belong please, i have no fight with him dear. he can continue dreaming

^{peeps in}