Ikemefuna is a house boy who drinks his Boss' wine with impunity then adds water 2 cover his tracks. His Boss became suspicious & decided 2 buy pasties (a French wine that changes color if u add water; just like dettol). Unaware of this, Ikemefuna, drank from d wine as usual & topped it up with water.
Immediately he added water, d pasties became milky & he knew he was in trouble. When d Boss came back & saw the changed pasties, he knew he had nailed ikemefuna.
Ikemefuna knowing he was in trouble decided 2 stay put in d kitchen when his boss came home.
The Boss having told his wife what he observed now swung into action.
"Ikemefuna!", he called from the sitting room.
He answered: "Yes, Boss".
"Who drank my pasties?".
Ikemefuna: No answer.
The Boss asked again: still no answer. Then d Boss went to the kitchen 2meet him there:
"Are u insane or what? Why when I call, u say "yes boss" but when I ask you a question u don't answer me? "
Ikemefuna retorted, "hmmm oga when u are in d kitchen u don't understand anything at all, except ur name"
"Is that so?" asked the boss, "Okay, go to the bar stand beside Madam, while I go into d kitchen; & then, you ask me a question" Ikemefuna accepted. When his boss was in d kitchen he shouts: "Boss".
"Yes, ikem" Boss answers. Ikemefuna then asks, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when Madam is not at home?"
No answer.
D boy shouted again: "Boss, I say who dey sneak into d maid's room when madam no dey house?"
No answer.
The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting "Wonders shall never cease! Ikemefuna, It is true o, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name." D wife now very angry, interrupted, "that's not true. It's a lie! Without argument." Ikemefuna asked if she'll enter d magic kitchen 2 be tested. She agreed. Ikemefuna asks madam, "Who's junior's biological father? Me or d Boss? "Madam rushed out of the kitchen. "This kitchen needs 2 b fumigated o! I can't understand anytn at all!

how many joke dey for dis thread, , nna men check out 1 joke na



0.0/10

Seen it several times and its nt funny to me again

bunmioguns:

Seen it several times and its nt funny to me again

^^u sound like the Oga in the story [attention seeker!! ]

Natasha,,:

ROTFLMAO

^^ Naty hun, hw far nw? I've missed u o!

Mr9ndhalf:

^^u sound like the Oga in the story [attention seeker!!

and you my servant, eediot

Oya, swear if its nt copy and paste

Olodo

Oh goodness! Dis is d 67th time i'm reading dis joke.
Op, i shake yansh for dis ur photocopying machine oh!

I'm so bloddy tired of tis' fuc!<in'. . . . . . . . . . . .Joke. . . . . tis' is the 8000th time I'm Readin' tis'. . . . .

Can you guys please stop actin' like tis' is the first time you've seen a photocopy Machine. . . . .
*Hisses*. . .
Mstcheeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww. . . . .

Old things has past away so old jokes shld pass away

OMo these NLders sabi hate o!! d fact say u don see joke before na im be say the WHOLE of NL don see am? Who beg u to tell us say u don see am before?! Mtscheeew, If u've seen it before, MOVE ON!!!! [s]or jst seek attention by posting some hate[/s]