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God, Existence And Romance by Orikinla(m): 11:34pm On Dec 20, 2011
I know that whenever God is mentioned, people jump to the conclusion that the subject is about religion. Well, this is not about any religion, but about the role that God has played and continues to play in our love life. 

Do you believe that it is your destiny to be dating whoever you are dating now?
There are many instances when our friendship or relationship seems to be ordained  by God.

Yes, we know that premarital sex is a SiN.
But lest we  forget premarital sex was also forbidden by many tribes in Africa  before their conversion to Christianity. Our ancestors always preferred their daughters to remain virgins before marriage. So, it was not based on any religion.  Even though you are having premarital sex with your lover, but you still feel that the Hand of God is at work in bringing  both of you together.
You even pray and thank God for your boyfriend or girlfriend before and after sex.
Of course nothing surprises God in our affairs.
He was the one who started it all.

Sometimes I do wonder how God thought of woman and created her with all the intimate organs and senses.
I mean, look at a woman in her birthday suit and you are awed by her awesome anatomy from her head to her toes.
God made man with flat chest and gave woman a chest loaded with bosoms that He makes sure is reloaded at every period of motherhood, filled with milk.
Please, God is too much.

Then from climbing her mountain, we go down to her valley and there we find the fountain and the canal  of life from where you and I passed through to come into this mysterious world.
And in this valley many destinies have been fulfilled and many others have been altered.
The water from this fountain can be sweet and bitter too.
It can be hot and it can also be cold.
It depends on the moods and seasons of Mother Nature.

Then God gave us that heavenly feeling of O-R-G-A-S-M.
The awesome feeling that the dictionary has failed to define in-toto.
There are really no words of any vocabulary in any human dictionary to describe the awesome nature of God in our relationships.
Do you know that there is nothing we feel that God does not know?
Is HE not the one and only creator of such heavenly feelings that many girls and women love to fake?
But many of the girls and women even have o-r-ga-s-m and don't know?
"I am feeling somehow oh!" She moaned.
"How!" He asked.
"I don't know how to describe it. I just felt a sensation all over me". 
Wow! Only God who dwells in heaven knows how to give heavenly feelings.
God is too much.

Now man, look at your manhood and how it rocks the boat of your sweetheart as your love is in motion.
How did God think of such an awesome weapon of love which many wicked guys have used to assault many girls and women.
The babes have fallen in love with it and that is why millions of girls and ladies got copies of it to use it whenever you  have gone AWOL or have lost your libido?
The manhood is what every woman needs to join the hood.
No manhood, no womanhood.

(I will continue later).

Re: God, Existence And Romance by Ranoscky(m): 12:48am On Dec 21, 2011
k
Re: God, Existence And Romance by 195(f): 12:50am On Dec 21, 2011
undecided
Re: God, Existence And Romance by kelz88(f): 1:25am On Dec 21, 2011
Interesting. . . . . .



Does it need to be continued though?!
Re: God, Existence And Romance by Tedpgrass: 5:09am On Dec 21, 2011
interesting rhapsody!!
Obviously reminiscing after an experience, awesssommme experience
wonder what part2 will be like 
Re: God, Existence And Romance by Kslib(m): 12:00pm On Dec 21, 2011
hahahaha op!i dnt knw why i'm laffin
Re: God, Existence And Romance by pendo89(f): 12:28pm On Dec 21, 2011
yes
Re: God, Existence And Romance by Orikinla(m): 1:04pm On Dec 21, 2011
There is a feeling mothers told me is more heavenly than o-rga-sm.
The joy that flows immediately after a safe delivery and the first thing she offers to the delicate creature from the womb of Mother Nature is her bosom milk and it is love at fist taste for us.
No wonder the guys go dizzy at the sight of a well endowed babe with bouncing bosoms and when a guy is kissing and sucking the bosoms of his babe, she goes into the clouds of ecstasy and some even have multiple or-ga-sms when a guy who knows his onions sucks the bosoms like the very first time he did so after coming out from his mother's belly.
No wonder the doctors continue to say bosom milk is best and in fact many fathers even share their bosom milk with their babies.
Please, Papa Bomboy, softly-softly oh. No suck am finish o. Suck remain for Bomboy o. grin

Let us be honest to God, we are all innocent of our sexuality.
We did not create our sex organs and that is why we often cannot control them.
They are as automotive as we are sensitive.
You see a well endowed damsel and before you can even think twice, the eyes send the picture to the brain and the brain processes the alert and Johnny Thomas, aka Mojo is already erect and nodding like an Agama Lizard to be unleashed to do what God made it for -SEX!

When people complain that I love women to a fault, I reply that how is that my fault when I did not create woman and hello! Where did I emerge from? From the inside of a woman.
Please, I am innocent.
Re: God, Existence And Romance by pendo89(f): 1:58pm On Dec 21, 2011
orinkila what are u on about? angry
which crazy father competes with baby for bosom milk
lol!!
But yeah God gave us great organs followed by brains
Re: God, Existence And Romance by mirob(f): 4:09pm On Dec 21, 2011
Orikinla na waoooooo so when you get married you would be competing with you baby for bossom milk, abeg small small. ‎​Ɣξα o.Я.g.a.s.♍ is one heavenly feeling that you can't help but wonder what God really did down there.
Re: God, Existence And Romance by Mr9ndhalf: 6:13pm On Dec 21, 2011
undecided undecided undecided na wah 4 dis thread,
Re: God, Existence And Romance by Orikinla(m): 6:39pm On Dec 21, 2011
Let us be honest, many of the Nigerian fathers whose wives are nursing babies do share the boobs with them.

Truly, for God to have created us the way we are in romance, HE must be too much.
Imagine a world without relationship between man and woman.

A close friend told me that she always wore and slept in her husband's pajamas whenever he travelled.
Re: God, Existence And Romance by pendo89(f): 6:43pm On Dec 21, 2011
^^ you sound errm *different*
Re: God, Existence And Romance by claremont(m): 11:13pm On Dec 21, 2011
People are very free to believe in absurdities, the continuous assertion of an absurdity will still NOT in any way make it real. Such people will still not believe in the truth even if its staring at them in the face. The worst thing that a pursuit in religion has done is that it negates the inherent ability of human beings to reason for themselves, that basic thing which differentiates us from the lower primates is totally lost.
Re: God, Existence And Romance by Nobody: 11:17pm On Dec 21, 2011
claremont:

People are very free to believe in absurdities, the continuous assertion of an absurdity will still NOT in any way make it real. Such people will still not believe in the truth even if its staring at them in the face. The worst thing that a pursuit in religion has done is that it negates the inherent ability of human beings to reason for themselves, that basic thing which differentiates us from the lower primates is totally lost.

Am i missing something? The OP clearly stated that thread is not about religion 
Re: God, Existence And Romance by Orikinla(m): 12:41pm On Dec 22, 2011
naijababe:

Am i missing something? The OP clearly stated that thread is not about religion 

Thank you.

It is not about any religion.
God is not a religion.

God is the beginning of all beginnings and I thank God for giving us the ultimate experience of our existence in the romance of life, from or-gasm to childbirth.
The romance HE started in the Garden of Eden is what has brought us to this this place today and the romance continues as long as we continue to exist.
Re: God, Existence And Romance by Mynd44: 8:20pm On Dec 22, 2011
hmm

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