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Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by arisbekee(f): 9:01pm On Jul 29, 2009
Walk n neva jantule. This is okpe Nigeria, LF du Ilya Nigeria 2007.

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Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by preselect(m): 4:06am On Jul 30, 2009
awosa awuge . . karidity ekpuske . . . . vibration at time t, location l and ocassion o will always abracadabralise no kariditised elements of the animal kingdom
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by abchibuzo: 12:24pm On Jul 30, 2009
[color=#990000][/color]all am karid walk and neva kpovi ukwu, minawolos remain ab malaga, a chapii.an archyval fellow via ilya du man power that is to say futo. even kpakpa kpokpo minawolos, i am so worked that any placement peter and paul that minawolos rotract, all am karid jamatulate the capacitance of my capacitor.
work minus stumble.

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Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by abchibuzo: 12:27pm On Jul 30, 2009
all am karid walk and neva kpovi ukwu, minawolos remain ab malaga, a chapii.an archyval fellow via ilya du man power that is to say futo. even kpakpa kpokpo minawolos, i am so worked that any placement peter and paul that minawolos rotract, all am karid jamatulate the capacitance of my capacitor.
work minus stumble because by their fingers and their kariabilities we shall know them

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Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by ifyalways(f): 12:46pm On Jul 30, 2009
:d
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by preselect(m): 8:31pm On Jul 30, 2009
transwire infomatua alawata . . . . grin ndi ara

on this day D, at time T (2400hrs KMT), at house W in washington DC, I kariable felowship holder and participant will transmigrate from colonial village to village of masters via Air Palmwine to allocate my nkemdiri m at the fellowship of poison privileg with unkarid Obama, Animale Officer and Agwalagwa prof Gates.

all karid networks are invitationally transwired. grin

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Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by PYTHAGORAS(m): 6:22pm On Aug 01, 2009
aminawella awulus awilo logomba. i am that same i who is still i and remains i that i the i, a wigged son of imobraska, pythagoras of imobraska to be specific. and was biankafully transgbanweed, tinapoint, tinaturnaad, even kpakpa, translated from nwa anumanu 2 nwa mmadu, and d gods are wise, very soon i will become nwa mmuo, by Ab imobraska, that is to vibra8 Otigba 1 of ilya imobraska. scorpion du 20 of ilya imobraska, chef my chef emegwa uchenna, Ab donchester, the only chef that vibrate that onye kele sunny, sunny ekelee ya. and also vibrate that no matter the agbalacious of an okpe, the letter i still remains the paprado of that okpe. no matter the agbalacious of the buca buca of any okpe, the mmicha of that buca buca still remains what i can neva decode. i, the only i still remains i and i the i have biancafully deposited. may d days of all i am karid, remain elongated. the goddanus are ndi mmuo, the goddamus are solomon. walk and neva to stumble, to all i am karid, ogologondu remains their keske,   IGBIM

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Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by preselect(m): 4:05am On Aug 03, 2009
hia . . .ebelebe igba grin

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Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by otele(m): 7:15pm On Aug 03, 2009
seriously, is this a secret cult or something
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by dvirgin(m): 6:40am On Aug 04, 2009
otele:

seriously, is this a secret cult or something
@ otele, no mean to disrespect but if u had pass thru any tertiary institution in Nigeria, u would know about KEGITES CLUB INT'L(PALMWINE DRINKARD'S KLUB) our duty is to purely promote the culture of our forefathers thru the imbibementation of palmwine as it is the only unadulterated drink in africa, Nothing secret abt it. To get more details IM me on godfrey_imene@yahoo.com. Thanks,

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Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by JustGood(m): 1:28pm On Aug 04, 2009
wosked
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by otele(m): 5:52pm On Aug 04, 2009
dvirgin:

@ otele, no mean to disrespect but if u had pass thru any tertiary institution in Nigeria, u would know about KEGITES CLUB INT'L(PALMWINE DRINKARD'S KLUB) our duty is to purely promote the culture of our forefathers thru the imbibementation of palmwine as it is the only unadulterated drink in africa, Nothing secret abt it. To get more details IM me on godfrey_imene@yahoo.com. Thanks,

thank you dear. i have really been confused. the members of this club seem to have developed some form of language. and u are right, i did not grow up in nigeria, neither did i attend college in nigeria, so dont blame me for not knowing about it until now.

so, the members meet somewhere to drink palm wine? b/c the way their language goes, it seems like some drunk fellow trying to communicate. no offence

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Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by onyekajah(f): 1:14pm On Aug 06, 2009
[b]AYAM AYAM DAT ENTITY WHO WOZ TRANSGBANWED, TRANSOGIDI, TINATONED ON DART SAME DAY D, ATAIMA T, VOLUM V WHEN ALL ADIKWAM KARID WOZ ANSWERIN JEHOVA WITNESS & COMMARODO EKWENSU WERE MADE IN ANYA LEBECHI. AFTER D ATETE ATETE, THE IKE WAZ CHIKWASAD ON MUNWA. SINCE ON DAT DAY D, I EMBIBE 2 INFINITY, SULENYU ORL OKPEKE I MINAJ WITOUT CHUKWU EMEKA TAPOLINE, BIKOKWA IAM I NORT HIPA WOGGED

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Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by anobscase(m): 4:49pm On Aug 06, 2009
@onyekajah
U are yourself,
walk and neva stumble,
dayziz
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by ladysex(f): 9:08pm On Aug 08, 2009
plz let us discuss how to eradicate brutalism in kegite,most xpecially at functions.all natty gee and dimgee may you all walk nd never jam charles olumo,i hv reachanlanda.
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by dvirgin(m): 8:45am On Aug 09, 2009
ladysex:

plz let us discuss how to eradicate brutalism in kegite,most xpecially at functions.all natty gee and dimgee may you all walk nd never jam charles olumo,i hv reachanlanda.
@ladysex, we really need to act and remedy the image of supremost comradium, yesterday(08-08-09) an xy chief of ilya bishop was beaten by comrads of ilya vhf who were krush tested,@ their (vhf) koronation(annual handover ceremony.) the reason was that the chief was making observations here and there (thereby disrupting the coronation process) pls: any one who Could get intouch with the world governing council(AB WORLD) should quickly do that at least lets redress this issue of brutality, Kegite is a socio-cultural club and not a secret cult.
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by onyekajah(f): 11:16am On Aug 17, 2009
BIKOKWA WHEN SHALL IT BECOM FOR NDI OTU NZUZO TRYYIN JOHN CENA TO A CHIEF,
IT IS AKA ENWE NA-OFE. BIKO COMARADO EKWENSU SEE DANGWER & APPLY TRIPPLE CONDOM
TELEWIRE MINA AWOLUS VIA 08030402785
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by kristos(m): 1:40pm On Aug 17, 2009
The gods are wise, this is AB kris, XY adjutant bouncing on my 38.8tacles, i was tinatunad on that brutal day D by chief evangelist obi ugochukwu (Scorpion XVI), illya imobraska that is to say cashew in parenthesis.

To all i am karid, let your karibility shine so that comrados will onyopus the handwork of God.

To all the goat in sheep clothing, it was gbosaad in the book of bookosis that an obelente can only triax the arab emirates of her mamarado, at any atima that he shall tempt the centre of opio via sulenyu, the gods shall juwa that ,is to say titrate a brutal skirt and blouse on his mannerless coconut. Timpaa and sankoo awella.

@ladysex Okpeke may you walk and shine lasiriously, dayz be long to know you are imobraska.

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Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by anobscase(m): 3:29pm On Aug 17, 2009
@kristos
U re urself.
Ur vibration is highly kpokpomkiii.
Dayziz
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by Nobody: 4:16pm On Aug 17, 2009
Mina wulus AB Elder-1 baby ilya du blessed
Fire me i water you, i remaineth that same coconut that tried tawinjirization with mama iwater via River Niger may u walk
and never jam katakulsim. Mina wulus that same entity who was arrested by NAFDAC for excessive sulenyu via my okpeke.
dazis be long to all entities like munwaness!!!
congratulate ursef.
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by Nobody: 5:35pm On Aug 17, 2009
the gods of oludumare, i adulf
bikokwa i can't see mysef againa
ndi otu nzuzo are trying de gods lasiriously
this is terrible aka enwe n'ofe
may all entities walk biancafully minus stumble

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Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by preselect(m): 3:24am On Aug 18, 2009
ndi ara grin

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Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by kristos(m): 10:09am On Aug 18, 2009
happy monika supremus erakamus, all i am karid: ajantule, you are all kpokponki.

@ ladysex: okpeke u are bembestic
@ all animales: see caution and apply chukwuemeka tarpaulin

I have seriously landed GBIM.
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by ifyalways(f): 11:13am On Aug 18, 2009
pres-elect:

ndi ara grin
rofl
kristos:

happy monika supremus erakamus, all i am karid: ajantule, you are all kpokponki.

@ ladysex: okpeke u are bembestic
@ all animales: see caution and apply chukwuemeka tarpaulin

I have seriously landed GBIM.
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by JustGood(m): 3:01pm On Aug 18, 2009
daysis jamalaya.

kponpontious entity grin
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by preselect(m): 4:11pm On Aug 18, 2009
i am i am karidity karidity
i vibrate on espirito via mmaya oku and not on the basis of ihe anuru na nti grin
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by Nobody: 6:14pm On Aug 18, 2009
one fingers 2 all entities
may ur days neva resemble that of delegiwa who did not tiwa de L via love letter and letter bomb
may ur days neva resemble that of mosquito dat jam shaytose on his way to shelter
kariability shall remain ur case
walkolele!!!

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Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by ladysex(f): 2:42am On Aug 20, 2009
@kristos,
may your fist born never look like your great grandfther, may you fire and be fired, may you live longer than mettuselek, who so ever dat says your coconut will not ripe,his own will not germate, this is not made of bill gate, this is made of so much cariblism, shine, and work. may your blood never cloth in your vain. brother when shall it become.

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Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by ladysex(f): 2:53am On Aug 20, 2009
2 all the fellowsis in this iliya de NL Orobondo for you abgalagba may yur days be long, walk never stunble
.
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by PYTHAGORAS(m): 11:14pm On Aug 20, 2009
lady sex, you are very karid. may your days be long. this is AB Pythagoras, of ilya Imobraska. bikokwa, try my numbamus via 08030941984. for onward u90 in diversity. may ur daysis ogologo. all i am karid, woworiwo. wooged. notino, nogged. u90, in diversity

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