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Your Day Of Death Have Arrive- No Shaking by Jamesmelbin(m): 11:42pm On Jan 12, 2012
Death came to a guy and said, "My friend today is your day"
Guy:- "But I'm not ready!". Then death said, "Well your name is the next on my list". ,
Guy:- "Okay why don't you take a seat and I will get you something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"All right " The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put into the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he said to the guy.
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"Because you have been so very nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the list"
Re: Your Day Of Death Have Arrive- No Shaking by ndukwejoe(m): 12:41am On Jan 13, 2012
Hahahahahaha
Re: Your Day Of Death Have Arrive- No Shaking by Damilorlah(m): 2:25am On Jan 13, 2012
the guy day is truely un-avoidable!
Re: Your Day Of Death Have Arrive- No Shaking by missdee1(f): 2:57am On Jan 13, 2012
should have kept it in d middle,oversharpness no good
Re: Your Day Of Death Have Arrive- No Shaking by bright007(f): 6:16am On Jan 13, 2012
*enters thread $ shouts loudly : why u too dey copy copy
Re: Your Day Of Death Have Arrive- No Shaking by Jamesmelbin(m): 7:12am On Jan 13, 2012
*face him and shout*
why you too the shouty shouty? Abeg
Re: Your Day Of Death Have Arrive- No Shaking by olawalebabs(m): 9:23am On Jan 13, 2012
Good one even if na stale tory,we enjoy it
Re: Your Day Of Death Have Arrive- No Shaking by Nobody: 9:37am On Jan 13, 2012
Seen this before. Still funny though.
Re: Your Day Of Death Have Arrive- No Shaking by Nobody: 9:45am On Jan 13, 2012
booqee:

Seen this before. Still funny though.

na wa for u ooo, boogee

u've seen everything before, laugh jhorrr *slaps her*
Re: Your Day Of Death Have Arrive- No Shaking by Nobody: 11:49am On Jan 13, 2012
otooro:

na wa for u ooo, Queen'B
u've seen everything before, laugh jhorrr *hugs her*
come, which level nah?! Na u post d joke? Mtcheww. . . :\
Re: Your Day Of Death Have Arrive- No Shaking by Nobody: 12:10pm On Jan 13, 2012
:p :p :p :p
Re: Your Day Of Death Have Arrive- No Shaking by mustspin: 4:00pm On Jan 13, 2012
nice joke, buh the guy for give am poison rather than sleeping pills undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Your Day Of Death Have Arrive- No Shaking by Nobody: 4:00pm On Jan 13, 2012
^^^ tongue tongue tongue
Re: Your Day Of Death Have Arrive- No Shaking by moshoodn(m): 5:59pm On Jan 13, 2012
bright007:

*enters thread $ shouts loudly : why u too dey copy copy
Na wa for you o. . . You win anti social graft? Always complaining.
Re: Your Day Of Death Have Arrive- No Shaking by fasa2020(m): 8:19pm On Jan 13, 2012
mustspin:

nice joke, buh the guy for give am poison rather than sleeping pills undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

abi nah !
Re: Your Day Of Death Have Arrive- No Shaking by moshoodn(m): 8:24am On Jan 14, 2012
Death fit die?
Re: Your Day Of Death Have Arrive- No Shaking by AYODEJI4LOVE(m): 6:39pm On Jan 14, 2012
Lol, still funny,

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