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The Giraffe by mustspin: 4:18pm On Jan 20, 2012
A guy was reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Juliet' written on it."
He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the zoo? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the giraffe I saw." She shrugs and walks away. Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She answers, "Your giraffe called
Re: The Giraffe by mikuz(m): 4:45pm On Jan 20, 2012
is this a joke?

#occupy ben-10
Re: The Giraffe by Nobody: 6:20pm On Jan 20, 2012
how do i laff to this undecided with my mouth or butt?! undecided undecided undecided
Re: The Giraffe by mustspin: 9:17pm On Jan 20, 2012
^^^ confused homo erectus angry angry angry angry
Re: The Giraffe by Nobody: 11:01pm On Jan 20, 2012
mustspin:

i am a confused homo erectus angry angry angry angry

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy yes u are wink

i no laff jhoorr!! laff wan finish my fuel lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: The Giraffe by sutoboy(m): 11:51pm On Jan 20, 2012
@poster, e bi like say na u ur wife hit with the fry pan!
Re: The Giraffe by Nobody: 11:56pm On Jan 20, 2012
Copy n paste, Since d daýz of ABACHA!



Smh!
Re: The Giraffe by sutoboy(m): 11:58pm On Jan 20, 2012
u sure say na copy and paste?no bi bread and butter?
Re: The Giraffe by mustspin: 1:47pm On Jan 21, 2012
otooro:

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy yes u are wink

i no laff jhoorr!! laff wan finish my fuel lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
which kind name be otooro sef, is dat a name of a person, animal, place or tin? undecided undecided undecided undecided


DONkollione:

Copy n paste, Since d daýz of ABACHA!



Smh!

na only copy and paste dat ur donkey eye dey see. . . pype
Re: The Giraffe by Nobody: 1:56pm On Jan 21, 2012
mustspin:

which kind name be otooro sef, is dat a name of a person, animal, place or tin? undecided undecided undecided undecided


ur first instinct was right- a person! cheesy

but, i can see u hardly dwell on it! angry shocked

cheesy
Re: The Giraffe by mustspin: 1:59pm On Jan 21, 2012
^^^^ sounds like d name of a tin to me undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: The Giraffe by sutoboy(m): 2:02pm On Jan 21, 2012
i don tell una say na name of oil  grin
Re: The Giraffe by Nobody: 2:33pm On Jan 21, 2012
sutoboy:

i don tell una say na name of oil  grin

mustspin:

^^^^ sounds like d name of a tin to me undecided undecided undecided undecided

*grabs both heads and hits them together!*

angry
Re: The Giraffe by nellycul28(m): 2:43pm On Jan 21, 2012
then who is 'betty sue'?

#sighssssss#

Guy,u be COW!!,

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