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| Matchmaking Time With Dr Killz! by Killz3(m): 12:40am On Feb 07, 2012 |
Dr Killz is here!  Who is that guy/lady you have been eyeing for the Valentine in this section? Submit his/her name and i'll make her yours! I'm a doctor of many things! I cure, i cast, i bind!  Abeg, atutuboyoyos and atutujuliets, come let me help you toast that special person! Come, this is not a Joke, so if you enter here looking for Joke, i go face palm you sharp sharp!  Oya, the lovers of Joke section! Errm, Doctor Killz is also single and ready to Mingle! You know warra mean? |
| Re: Matchmaking Time With Dr Killz! by Nobody: 1:06am On Feb 07, 2012 |
Dr. I dont know my gf(real life) refused me giving her anytin dis val but she said i should b her "scape goat" wat should i do |
| Re: Matchmaking Time With Dr Killz! by Killz3(m): 1:16am On Feb 07, 2012 |
You want to be her goat for real? |
| Re: Matchmaking Time With Dr Killz! by sutoboy(m): 1:22am On Feb 07, 2012 |
i know say na u go first talk u dey deny booqee niyen oh? anyway Doctor Killer,abeg my wife don give me love portion chop wetin i go do? i dey folo am d way Donkollione dey folo hin goat for house! |
| Re: Matchmaking Time With Dr Killz! by Killz3(m): 1:38am On Feb 07, 2012 |
^^^ Come, make una chill first na. Is your wife on this section? Any where she dey make i go summon am here fastly with immediate alacrity! LMAO @ Donkollione and his goat! |
| Re: Matchmaking Time With Dr Killz! by sutoboy(m): 1:41am On Feb 07, 2012 |
i no fit remember again ooooooo the charm dey work for my body |
| Re: Matchmaking Time With Dr Killz! by Killz3(m): 1:49am On Feb 07, 2012 |
What are the symptoms? You don dey chop grass? |
| Re: Matchmaking Time With Dr Killz! by Nobody: 1:55am On Feb 07, 2012 |
@killz lol @ chop grass but i no wan b her goat nw. Hw i go b goat sef wen i no dey chop grass  |
| Re: Matchmaking Time With Dr Killz! by Killz3(m): 2:01am On Feb 07, 2012 |
| You see. You have to divorce her and replace her with a lady from this section! Else. . . Oya who is your sweerat on here?. . . Do shaperly before sutoboy come snatch it o! |
| Re: Matchmaking Time With Dr Killz! by bunmioguns(m): 5:25am On Feb 07, 2012 |
I need d one wey go work on Araregem, I love d baby dye. . .  |
| Re: Matchmaking Time With Dr Killz! by Killz3(m): 6:39am On Feb 07, 2012 |
^^^ We no dey do charm for hia o! Just wait make Araregem appear for here. i don drop offline give am. But shey you know say everyone has the right to contest with you sha? In that situation, na who talk pass go carry am go. I hope say you are fully mouthed! |
| Re: Matchmaking Time With Dr Killz! by ARareGem(f): 7:50am On Feb 07, 2012 |
Ahem *Clears throat*. |
| Re: Matchmaking Time With Dr Killz! by Killz3(m): 8:13am On Feb 07, 2012 |
^^ Young delectable lady! Your hand is being sought after by bunmioguns! What do you say to his proposal? Or would you rather prefer all your suitors to be present before you make a choice? |
| Re: Matchmaking Time With Dr Killz! by sutoboy(m): 8:28am On Feb 07, 2012 |
i love booqee oh,she dey live in this hood with me na ijebu ode girl but i dey afraid cos den too get charm |
| Re: Matchmaking Time With Dr Killz! by mcnepow(m): 10:25am On Feb 07, 2012 |
Dr. Killz, my love for here get 2 oda boifrenz |
| Re: Matchmaking Time With Dr Killz! by Killz3(m): 11:01am On Feb 07, 2012 |
i love booqee oh,she dey live in this hood with meDem too get charm? Charm no dey work on Dr Killz and his patients. Booqee, appearance here sharperly! Dr. Killz, my love for here get 2 oda boifrenzCall her out for questioning!  |
| Re: Matchmaking Time With Dr Killz! by mcnepow(m): 11:23am On Feb 07, 2012 |
U mean call her privately or |
| Re: Matchmaking Time With Dr Killz! by Killz3(m): 11:49am On Feb 07, 2012 |
^^^ Drag am come! |
| Re: Matchmaking Time With Dr Killz! by Nobody: 12:18pm On Feb 07, 2012 |
smh |
| Re: Matchmaking Time With Dr Killz! by Nobody: 12:46pm On Feb 07, 2012 |
lol very funny, the name itself of the matchmaker cannot be trusted. |
| Re: Matchmaking Time With Dr Killz! by bunmioguns(m): 12:49pm On Feb 07, 2012 |
~Killz~: If dem try am, I go machette them badly, even u too, u dare nt near her |
| Re: Matchmaking Time With Dr Killz! by bunmioguns(m): 12:51pm On Feb 07, 2012 |
otooro: otooro: hw u dey nw bro, e don tey nw, wetin happen since all dis days |
| Re: Matchmaking Time With Dr Killz! by Nobody: 1:01pm On Feb 07, 2012 |
^^^ i just dey oo. . . . i just dey read and look no more jokes on here, na so so abuse and indecent talks! we need jokes!  |
| Re: Matchmaking Time With Dr Killz! by Nobody: 1:21pm On Feb 07, 2012 |
Pls am a manlover wat should i do? |
| Re: Matchmaking Time With Dr Killz! by Killz3(m): 2:28pm On Feb 07, 2012 |
lol very funny, the name itself of the matchmaker cannot be trusted.Young lady what do you mean? Okaaaay! Na scope you use tell me say you dey search abi? No problem, Dr Killz will Kill your loneliness very soon. . .Miss Eyah is up for grabs! |
| Re: Matchmaking Time With Dr Killz! by Nobody: 2:34pm On Feb 07, 2012 |
~Killz~: Doctors are meant to cure not to killz  I don't search ooo, I'm here to stalk my babe |
| Re: Matchmaking Time With Dr Killz! by Killz3(m): 2:38pm On Feb 07, 2012 |
If dem try am, I go machette them badly, even u too, u dare nt near herChairman relax. If the okpeke choose me, who am i to eject her toastinology? But before you carry threat dey give me, abeg look the pisure below wella, and tell me wetin you see. I dey keep am under table maka intruders. . .
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| Re: Matchmaking Time With Dr Killz! by olat4cash(m): 2:43pm On Feb 07, 2012 |
I think i've said earlier that cultural background matters in our believes. |
| Re: Matchmaking Time With Dr Killz! by Killz3(m): 2:44pm On Feb 07, 2012 |
smh***Face Palm*** Doctors are meant to cure not to killz Errm, i yam Dr Killz Jack of all trades! I kill the ailment and infirmity in your system. Who's your babe. Make i put a hedge around am so that all the fine babes no go dey chook am eye. . . |
| Re: Matchmaking Time With Dr Killz! by Killz3(m): 2:47pm On Feb 07, 2012 |
olat4cash:  Wetin concern me with cultural background? O boy, you wan buy medicine? |
| Re: Matchmaking Time With Dr Killz! by Nobody: 3:11pm On Feb 07, 2012 |
Errm, i yam Dr Killz Jack of all trades! I kill the ailment and infirmity in your system. Who's your babe. Make i put a hedge around am so that all the fine babes no go dey chook am eye. . . [quote][/quote] lol, when a very fine guy comes into this thread, he is the one Abeg, don't match him with anyone or else you will become Dr. Deadz |
| Re: Matchmaking Time With Dr Killz! by iyatrustee(f): 3:20pm On Feb 07, 2012 |
just passing! Thank Geez dis poo is in jokes section and not lomance so i assume its killz way of rehearshing for the valentine show he's been paid to perform. |
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