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| Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by Nobody: 1:42am On Feb 07, 2012 |
What's the worst pick-up line you've ever heard? Mine's: "I work at DHL, you can trust me with your package." |
| Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by 1stKlass(f): 1:53am On Feb 07, 2012 |
"Did your parents take the stars from the sky because your eyes are so bright, " ( this made me wanna puke, but I replied, i na speaka the inglish and made my swift exit) 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by Nobody: 1:54am On Feb 07, 2012 |
Lol! |
| Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by BattymanJ: 3:11am On Feb 07, 2012 |
hi boys. |
| Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by Nobody: 3:22am On Feb 07, 2012 |
Hi maricón |
| Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by richy5(m): 10:57am On Feb 07, 2012 |
poo |
| Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by slimyem: 2:59pm On Feb 07, 2012 |
hello! My name is __(surname +first name). I was born and bred on this street before we moved elsewhere. *i didnt wait to listen to the rest* 1 Like |
| Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by MrCork17: 3:04pm On Feb 07, 2012 |
slimyem. sweeery. can you be my tooth and I be the tooth brush?  |
| Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by slimyem: 3:08pm On Feb 07, 2012 |
^drooling fossil! |
| Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by MrCork17: 3:11pm On Feb 07, 2012 |
slimyem: slimmy. you have no manners. White babes dont behave like that! |
| Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by kemmeye: 12:11am On Feb 08, 2012 |
i hate it when they say you look familiar when you know youre damn right youve never set your eyes on the person before 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by SkyRider1(m): 12:20am On Feb 08, 2012 |
Do you have a girlfriend? |
| Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by freecocoa(f): 12:31am On Feb 08, 2012 |
"If I say I love you now it'll be as if I'm lying but I love you anyhow" I just met him o,he said that after about 5 mins of convo. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by bekay911(f): 12:33am On Feb 08, 2012 |
Have we met before 1 Like |
| Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by AZeD1(m): 11:03am On Feb 08, 2012 |
freecocoa:Freecocoa if i say i love you now it'll be as if i'm lying but i love you. |
| Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by Nobody: 11:30am On Feb 08, 2012 |
Your face look similar. Wtf! |
| Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by tellwisdom: 11:35am On Feb 08, 2012 |
U've got a nice yansh  |
| Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by cynthiafred67(f): 11:38am On Feb 08, 2012 |
Hello As I just saw u my heart started beating faster, I think u are the one I have been searching for, u even have my grandmothers eyes. I want u to be my wife. I was like Huh dude like seriously  mtcheeeeeew abeg shift make I pass joor. |
| Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by freecocoa(f): 11:45am On Feb 08, 2012 |
A-ZeD:How funny,  ,here's what I told the guy"Thank you very much,I appreciate,please excuse me"and I bounced. |
| Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by victorazy(m): 2:58pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
No idea, more plz! |
| Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by Nobody: 2:59pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
freecocoa:But seriously, if i say i love you, it'll be as if am lying. |
| Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by queensmith: 3:01pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
'where are you from?' 'Nigeria' 'Really? I'm from Nigeria!' and so are we now siblings? do i now owe you money? do our mothers now buy yam from the same markets? msheew |
| Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by eemmason(m): 3:02pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
Hey girl w@'s ur name? Why do u wanna know my name? Cuz i want to toast u, Overheard it and started laughing! 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by victorazy(m): 3:05pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
Back in secondary sch days my friend told us: he stopped a girl to rastle her and babe said "told me what u want to told me before I left" lol we laf taya dat day lol |
| Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by Koolking(m): 3:12pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
I slash the price becos' of you. WTF!!!!Becos of me? Already you are arm-twisting and cheating |
| Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by eemmason(m): 3:12pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
I just cant stop laughing @ your foolishcity, are u trying to toasting me??, #worst pickupline |
| Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by Dyt(f): 3:12pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
Obasanjo s my uncle |
| Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by ifihearam: 3:24pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
when someone sees you just closed from the office a9t oooo.they still ask you"you don close"nooooo I still dey work!!idiot |
| Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by polob: 3:25pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
@Dyt, That one, Na wash |
| Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by Nobody: 3:26pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
eemmason:LMAO |
| Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by dare2think: 3:28pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
'sugar in my tea' |
| Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by eemmason(m): 3:31pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
If you gree for me i'll take care of u even when i've died! |
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