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Is This Impossible ? by holatin(m): 6:57pm On Feb 15, 2012

I wish hypo can be use in making dirty water to be come drinking water.
I wish obasanjo can marry weird mc
i wish train could walk on in my street
i wish my mum still a virgin
i wish knife could be use in decreasing dick
i wish i could ping GOD with my blackberry.
Post urs

Re: Is This Impossible ? by swtchicgurl: 7:00pm On Feb 15, 2012

i wish i did not comment on this thread! angry

Re: Is This Impossible ? by oderemo(m): 7:00pm On Feb 15, 2012

my wish is for u to write good engriiiiish, seriously.

Re: Is This Impossible ? by Coefficient(m): 7:05pm On Feb 15, 2012

I wish u cud av jst kept all dese to ur chest cos it aint funny

Re: Is This Impossible ? by oderemo(m): 7:13pm On Feb 15, 2012

aint funny at all, especially that abt his mum, yuuuuk.
can choke him if i am the mum.

Re: Is This Impossible ? by swtchicgurl: 7:26pm On Feb 15, 2012

^^^ hehehehe grin

Re: Is This Impossible ? by juman(m): 7:35pm On Feb 15, 2012

. ;d ;d

Re: Is This Impossible ? by mustspin: 8:35pm On Feb 15, 2012

i wish there weren't this much idiots. . . angry

Re: Is This Impossible ? by mikuz(m): 8:36pm On Feb 15, 2012

I wish Swtchicgurl was betrotted to me.

Re: Is This Impossible ? by holatin(m): 8:43pm On Feb 15, 2012

I wish there are no fools in nairaland

Re: Is This Impossible ? by dani1luv: 12:26am On Feb 16, 2012

i wish i dnt av a wish

Re: Is This Impossible ? by holatin(m): 7:56am On Feb 16, 2012

dani1luv:

i wish i dnt av a wish

lol

Re: Is This Impossible ? by bunmioguns(m): 1:59pm On Feb 16, 2012

I wish I cld become d mod in d Jokes section undecided

Re: Is This Impossible ? by swtchicgurl: 2:02pm On Feb 16, 2012

mikuz:

I wish Swtchicgurl was betrotted to me.

u wish!!!!!! soooo noooo, i like finer guys!

i wish a guy on nairaland will wash my undies undecided

Re: Is This Impossible ? by mikuz(m): 2:50pm On Feb 16, 2012

finer guy ke,
you know me in person?
Have you seen me before?
@topic
i wish i could was Switchicgurl's undies
grin

Re: Is This Impossible ? by bunmioguns(m): 3:02pm On Feb 16, 2012

mikuz:

finer guy ke,
you know me in person?
Have you seen me before?
@topic
i wish i could was Switchicgurl's undies

Re: Is This Impossible ? by holatin(m): 4:25pm On Feb 16, 2012

bunmioguns:

u be drycleaner ?

Re: Is This Impossible ? by sutoboy(m): 4:45pm On Feb 16, 2012

i wish i could see her tin!

Re: Is This Impossible ? by holatin(m): 4:58pm On Feb 16, 2012

sutoboy:

i wish i could see her tin!

which person thing ?

Re: Is This Impossible ? by sutoboy(m): 5:03pm On Feb 16, 2012

her tin nooni

ask Dani,Mikuz and skales

no ask dose eediot projannier oh

Re: Is This Impossible ? by holatin(m): 5:12pm On Feb 16, 2012

sutoboy:

her tin nooni

ask Dani,Mikuz and skales

no ask dose eediot projannier oh

lol

Re: Is This Impossible ? by mikuz(m): 6:43pm On Feb 16, 2012

Suto dont talk about my Switchicgurl with disrespect!
Watch your tongue.

Re: Is This Impossible ? by swtchicgurl: 7:58pm On Feb 16, 2012

what's happening here?! undecided

mikuz:

finer guy ke,
you know me in person?
Have you seen me before?
@topic
i wish i could was Switchicgurl's undies

can we talk on 2goes wink

sutoboy:

i wish i could see her tin!

what thing? mstcheww! angry

Re: Is This Impossible ? by Nobody: 8:20pm On Feb 16, 2012

I WISH THIS SECTION WILL BE FREE FROM RUGRATS

I WISH JOKES SECTION WILL MK ME LAFF AGAIN,

I WISH,

Re: Is This Impossible ? by dani1luv: 8:32pm On Feb 16, 2012

swtchicgurl:

what's happening here?!

can we talk on 2goes

what thing? mstcheww!

Please what's 2go??

DONkollione:

I WISH THIS SECTION WILL BE FREE FROM RUGRATS

I WISH JOKES SECTION WILL MK ME LAFF AGAIN,

I WISH,

I wish I understood what you just said

Re: Is This Impossible ? by swtchicgurl: 8:41pm On Feb 16, 2012

dani1luv:

Please what's 2go??

a mobile chatting social network, similar to e-buddy and whatsapp.

Re: Is This Impossible ? by dani1luv: 9:02pm On Feb 16, 2012

^^and you are a user?

Re: Is This Impossible ? by Nobody: 9:04pm On Feb 16, 2012

i wont ansa u dani1luv, i wont

Re: Is This Impossible ? by holatin(m): 7:31am On Feb 17, 2012

I wish there are no clothe to wear
i wish we are all naked

Re: Is This Impossible ? by bingbagbo(m): 7:44am On Feb 17, 2012

i wish u were normal

Re: Is This Impossible ? by ImperialMcHael(m): 8:01am On Feb 17, 2012

I wish boko haram blows nairaland's database
I wish silly jokes like this stop having more comments
I also wish projan gives better jokes than what donkulikuli and bingo-go does and finally,
I wish I can fart into this section

Re: Is This Impossible ? by holatin(m): 8:26am On Feb 17, 2012

Imperial McHæl:

I wish boko haram blows nairaland's database
I wish silly jokes like this stop having more comments
I also wish projan gives better jokes than what donkulikuli and bingo-go does and finally,
I wish I can fart into this section

i wish a fool doesnt come in

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