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Dirty Joke by belomada(m): 10:52am On Feb 20, 2012 |
Poor guy A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!! |
Re: Dirty Joke by Nobody: 11:09am On Feb 20, 2012 |
Joke First realeased in 1990 -- Now where have u been all these while Poster? |
Re: Dirty Joke by ekeroyal(m): 11:12am On Feb 20, 2012 |
Nice efforts boy, even though it's old it's a good place to start from. The only thing you missed is the (NJPC) emblem, pls don't fail to do so next time. |
Re: Dirty Joke by Nobody: 12:12pm On Feb 20, 2012 |
Re: Dirty Joke by belomada(m): 3:01pm On Feb 20, 2012 |
Her - Lose weight / Go on a diet / Drink more water Him - One case beer per weekend (unless having guys over or Superbowl weekend) Her - ONLY one chocolate bar per week Him - ONLY three nights at topless bar per week Her - Workout - Jog/Step Bench 5 times week Him - Move furniture to find lost little black book and bedroom TV remote Her - Subscribe to Shape/Fitness Magazine Him - Call 1-800 number to get on Victoria's Secret catalog mailing list Her - Go on romantic second date with Bob/Accounting Him - Score on second date with Suzy/Marketing Her - Get organized/clean house Him - Give old Penthouse mags to Goodwill (or younger brother) Her - Buy new Daily Planner Him - Buy new little Black Book if no luck under furniture Her - Find out name of tall good-looking guy in Finance Him - Score with tall, long-legged Blond in Finance Her - Read More / Less TV Him - Buy Dish - More sports channels!! Her - Watch quality TV with positive messages Him - When surfing DO NOT stop on "Allie McBeal" -EVER Her - Plan budget / Save more money Him - Only three nights at topless bar per week |
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