I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and my
wife insisted I empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else,
After careful consideration, I reluctantly agreed and finally
proceeded with the unpleasant task.


I withdrew the cork from the first bottle
and poured the contents down the sink
with the exception of one glass, which I drank.

Then, I withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it,
with the exception of one glass, which I drank.

I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle
and poured the whiskey down the sink which I drank.

I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink
and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank.

I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank
one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass.

I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the
cork down the bottle. Then, I corked the sink with the
glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.

When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand,
counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other,
which were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again,
and finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank.

I'm not under the affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am.
I'm not half as thunk as you might drink.
I fool so feelish I don't know who is me,
and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.
I'm not drunk you shilly sit!

I testify to i can that, ur not all at drunk
u is simply silly

sick

Nutty

U re in a world of your own. Getting high!!!!!!!

Nice one mate1

the troblem is that i am laving prouble haughing

That's simply the testimony of a true drunk. Go ahead junky!

@poster, u have nearly cracked my ribs, this joke was simply the bomb! u are a raving drunkard sha

Do she is noting drunk he as the king.

am drunk too, i think i have seven hands and i can see tope dancing on my laptop

That was why a friend of mine came home under the influence of beer
"papa, mama, was it in this street that brother matthew died?"
The parents, astounded, said yes.
"papa, mama, was it in this street that police arrested Brother Peter?"
The parents, thinking the boy was on to something very good, said yes.
"Was it in this street that the okada man raped sister janet?"
The parents are now very impressed, so they chorus: "Yes"
The boy tells them to come outside.
they follow him.
He bends down and tries to uproot the house
"mama, papa, abeg help me carry the house for my head. we dey go the next street"
OR
A drunk man passes his parents in the sitting room watching tv. he tells them "shhh!" because he does not want to wake his parents and begins to tiptoe to his room