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Hell by Labans(m): 11:41pm On Feb 26, 2012
A man died and goes to hell.There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides that he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity. He goes to the german hell & asks,"What do they do here?"He is told"First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then, they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.Then the german devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day. The man does not like the sound of that at all,so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the russian hell & many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the german hell.Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that there is a long queue of people waiting to get in, Amazed, he asks,"What do they do here?"He is told"first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, and then, they lay you on a bed of nails for an hour.The nigerian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day."But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many people waiting to get in?"asks the man, A concerned fellow calls him aside & said,"Because. And the nigerian devil used to be civil servant, so hee there is never any electricity,so the electric chair doesn't work. The nails were paid for, but never supplied by the contractor,so the bed is comfortable to sleep on, And the Nigerian devil used to be civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet & goes back home for other business", IT PAYS TO BE A NIGERIAN.
Re: Hell by Toygod(m): 11:51pm On Feb 26, 2012
hmmmm, well, i comment my reserve
Re: Hell by Labans(m): 2:38am On Feb 27, 2012
Toy god:

hmmmm, well, i comment my reserve

Hahahaa, Bros u better do,
Re: Hell by sutoboy(m): 1:24am On Mar 01, 2012
hmmm u?
Re: Hell by Labans(m): 11:42pm On Mar 01, 2012
;d

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