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Im Back With A Tasty Joke by ObiomaA: 10:02am On Feb 27, 2012
One evening, Mike went over to
his friend's house to play cards
with Terry and some other
friends. Mike sat directly across
from Terry's wife Susan.
When Mike dropped a playing
card on the floor and bent down
to pick it up, he looked across
underneath the table and saw
that Terry's wife had her legs
wide open with no panties on.
Mike then sat up and tried hiding
the fact that he was flushed.
When Mike went into the kitchen
to get a drink of water, to his
surprise, Susan had followed him
into the kitchen and said in a
sultry voice, "Did you like what
you saw?"
Mike replied with enthusiasm,
"Yes, I did!"
Terry's wife then said, "Well, you
can get more than a look, but it
will cost you $500."
So Mike thought about his
financial situation and said okay.
Susan then said, "Come here
tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry
will be at work."
Mike said with a smile, "I'll see
you then."
The next afternoon Mike went
over, they had sex, he gave her
the $500, then he left.
Later that evening, Terry came
home and asked his wife, "Has
Mike been over here today?"
Thinking she had been caught,
she said, "As a matter of fact, he
did."
Terry said, "Good! Because that
fool came by my office early this
morning and asked to borrow
$500. He said he'd pay me back
before suppertime, which
sounded a bit quirky, but I gave
it to him anyway. He said he
would probably leave the money
with you."
Re: Im Back With A Tasty Joke by sutoboy(m): 1:32am On Mar 01, 2012
a re u really back with this?
Re: Im Back With A Tasty Joke by ObiomaA: 8:17am On Sep 06, 2012
YESH

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