a professor went to a neighbors house to pay a visit.it then started raining and its was getting late.the neighbor then suggests he should sleep over in their house since it was raininin heavily.the Prof agreed to sleep over.after a few minute they heard a knock on their door when they opened the door the Prof was standing @ d door heavily shocked,they asked, Prof how come, why did u enter d rain i thot we agreed u were sleeping here?the Prof said yes but i went home to get my Pyjamas



After 9 yrs of Sex in the dark a wife discovered her husband had been using a vibrator on her and she asked him for an explanation,the husband answered yes i will but first explain the Kids.

I am really LoL
Nice.

Nairalanders attack because this is copy and paste.

1, 2, 3, go attack,

*firing on aysometin's command* die die die die die, pa pa pa pa pa pa pa.

The first joke still amuses me whenever i read it. That was a good sampling.

don't you have anything to do?

Pls listen to my advice.

i enjoyed this jokes

Naijagurly:

don't you have anything to do?

everybody watch out! there's an alien on nairaland. a dumb one for that matter.

I think she is inconsistent with reasoning or rather common sense.

;d ;d

Quite good