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| The Wisest Of Them All? by freshcvv(m): 11:09pm On Mar 06, 2012 |
[b]An Igbo man, Yoruba man and Hausa man who were lost in a forest n were captured by cannibals. The king of d cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The 1st step was to go deep into d forest n get ten (10) pieces of d same kind of fruits. The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits. The yoruba man came back n said to d king, "i brought ten (10) apples", d king explained d trial to him, 'you have to swallow d fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed. The 1st apple went in, but on d 2nd one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The igbo man arrived n showed d king ten (10) berries. When d king explained d trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 n on d ninth (9th) berry, he burst out in laughter n was killed. The yoruba man n igbo man met in heaven. The yoruba man asked, "why did you laugh?", you almost got away with d trial", the igbo man replied, "i couldn't help it, I saw the hausa man coming with Watermelons!!![/b] |
| Re: The Wisest Of Them All? by realsammie(m): 11:27pm On Mar 06, 2012 |
aboki no get sense nw. nice joke  |
| Re: The Wisest Of Them All? by sutoboy(m): 11:39pm On Mar 06, 2012 |
seen and oldie |
| Re: The Wisest Of Them All? by freshcvv(m): 7:26am On Mar 07, 2012 |
realsammie: I think na the ibo man no get sense at all, why laugh when u are about dying? |
| Re: The Wisest Of Them All? by realsammie(m): 10:51pm On Mar 07, 2012 |
sutoboy:cant u guys appreciate a gud peice 4 once. give him red card freshcvv:there are some situations u cant just help. |
| Re: The Wisest Of Them All? by Vivly(f): 10:58pm On Mar 07, 2012 |
Make i just laf small |
| Re: The Wisest Of Them All? by freshcvv(m): 6:53am On Mar 08, 2012 |
realsammie: you dey mind them? Lol now he's laughing with the weak yoruba man in heaven/hell for laughing at the hausa man on earth Vivly: u laugh o u no laugh o, na ur palava! |
| Re: The Wisest Of Them All? by Nobody: 7:12am On Mar 08, 2012 |
Ah! Dis'll be the 67th time that someone'll post dis joke here. The joke don stale joor. . .and ee don dry. No more funny, ok?? |
| Re: The Wisest Of Them All? by freshcvv(m): 7:18am On Mar 08, 2012 |
^^^ With a face like yours, how u wan take laugh before? even if u try to laugh, it won't be noticed because your face looks like a signboard, not just a signboard, but a malaria signboard,  |
| Re: The Wisest Of Them All? by eldav(m): 7:51am On Mar 08, 2012 |
freshcvv: Wicked! |
| Re: The Wisest Of Them All? by freshcvv(m): 8:24am On Mar 08, 2012 |
^^^ |
| Re: The Wisest Of Them All? by mikuz(m): 8:26am On Mar 08, 2012 |
^ the guy get mouth! |
| Re: The Wisest Of Them All? by kristiansmart: 9:28am On Mar 08, 2012 |
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| Re: The Wisest Of Them All? by bunmioguns(m): 11:45am On Mar 08, 2012 |
kristiansmart: What a lovely comment |
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