The CEO of a large was scheduled to speak at an important convention, so he asked his employees to write him a punchy, 20-minute speech. A few days later when the CEO returned from the big event, he was furious.

“what’s the idea writing me an hour-long speech?” he demanded to know. “half the audience walked out before I finished.”

The employee was baffled. “I wrote you a 20-minute speech,” he replies. “I also gave you the 2 extra copies you asked for.”

nice one dear

tnks linapeice

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

i believe u did it on ur weddding , tope during ur vote of thanks speech

teadr are u married u dint even give me guruguru

clemcykul:

teadr are u married u dint even give me guruguru

How would he, _{when u no dey move market again}

How would he, _{when u no dey move market again}


why u go talk like that?
she's still as hot as she can ever be, any attempt to be hotter than this wll render this country lawless.


@clem


no mind ituen.
i sure say im don fantasize say im dey razzle you and you slap am. Na im dey make am dey talk nonsense.

Clem no mind ituen jare, him dey dream say na fried rice dem serve am for weeding. Him kan think say na me. Na hunger dey cause all this one shoi!.

CEO na u biko