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If I Were A...... by jennyty: 9:56pm On Mar 13, 2012
If something unimaginable happened and you were changed from your present sex to the opposite sex (from a male to a female and vice versa), what will be ur challenges and REVENGE??
Re: If I Were A...... by Nobody: 10:30pm On Mar 13, 2012
I'd kill myself.
Re: If I Were A...... by Nobody: 10:35pm On Mar 13, 2012
@OP, I'LL FIRST SLAM YOU
Re: If I Were A...... by Idowuogbo(f): 10:38pm On Mar 13, 2012
I go banggggg all d agidi babes on top nl , dem must born for me. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: If I Were A...... by slimyem: 10:44pm On Mar 13, 2012
fcck like no man's business!
Idowumagbo will be my first call.will fcck her brains out till she cries for help!
Re: If I Were A...... by Idowuogbo(f): 10:47pm On Mar 13, 2012
slimyem: fcck like no man's business!
Idowumagbo will be my first call.will fcck her brains out till she cries for help!
hahahahha

I would like to penetrate ur ears 2 grin grin grin grin grin

Haa! dem go hear u moaning for Ghana

Emi oluomo Badosky!
Re: If I Were A...... by slimyem: 10:50pm On Mar 13, 2012
Idowuogbo:
hahahahha

I would like to penetrate ur ears 2 grin grin grin grin grin

Haa! dem go hear u moaning for Ghana

Emi oluomo Badosky!
i'd gag you with my d1ck and make you stick to tongue in my shithole.
I know that does it for you always.
Innit?
Re: If I Were A...... by Idowuogbo(f): 10:53pm On Mar 13, 2012
slimyem: i'd gag you with my d1ck and make you stick to tongue in my shithole.
I know that does it for you always.
Innit?
Hmmm i swear i go tear ur yansh , enlarge ur mouth , disfigure ur nostrils.

Walai ma ba be je , ma da be ru.

I no go liv until i see ur placenta wrapped round my Mabunga grin grin grin grin grin
Re: If I Were A...... by Nobody: 10:59pm On Mar 13, 2012
@slimyem and idowuogbo, the two of una go good to fukk o, but i doubt if you two can make me ccum

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Re: If I Were A...... by Nobody: 10:59pm On Mar 13, 2012
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Re: If I Were A...... by Idowuogbo(f): 11:01pm On Mar 13, 2012
tiniyata: @slimyem and idowuogbo, the two of una go good to fukk o, but i doubt if you two can make me ccum

Emmh from where to whia

Is dat y we hia

Am sure if a gorilla goes down on u , u go come straight. tongue
Re: If I Were A...... by slimyem: 11:01pm On Mar 13, 2012
Idowuogbo:
Hmmm i swear i go tear ur yansh , enlarge ur mouth , disfigure ur nostrils.

Walai ma ba be je , ma da be ru.

I no go liv until i see ur placenta wrapped round my Mabunga grin grin grin grin grin

and i'll hang you on your neck, blade-whip you on your robust yansh till the cheeks bleed painfully,light a fire under your crotch to kill the germs in your insides,rub a dozen of aboniki on my condom and Bleep away till you go limp!grin grin grin grin
Re: If I Were A...... by ADICTIVEPET(m): 11:05pm On Mar 13, 2012
bUT Y ? shocked
Re: If I Were A...... by Killz3(m): 11:11pm On Mar 13, 2012
shocked
Re: If I Were A...... by Idowuogbo(f): 11:13pm On Mar 13, 2012
slimyem: and i'll hang you on your neck, blade-whip you on your robust yansh till the cheeks bleed painfully,light a fire under your crotch to kill the germs in your insides,rub a dozen of aboniki on my condom and Bleep away till you go limp!grin grin grin grin
Haaa!!

U go stubborn small , i go first mix kasenprenco wiv ajase poki poki den begin to punish ur life.

Boneypaks walia i go demarcate ur galilee, my large rod must move ur womb down 2 ur anusss.

To begin d show,I will lubricate ur section first wiv engine oil.Y at it , i go begin spray d room with insecticide cus i no 2 trust say ur hole na insect free sha,going by rumors i hia say u dey grow larva for dia.After all d precaution is put into place,i go con wear dose helmet wey welder dem dey wear b4 i begin praying , boneypaks wa gba pe esu ni ge! cheesy grin grin grin grin cool
Re: If I Were A...... by Nobody: 11:19pm On Mar 13, 2012
^^those tools you mentioned,are they some fukkin utensils?
Re: If I Were A...... by Nobody: 11:19pm On Mar 13, 2012
^^those tools you mentioned,are they some fukkin utensils?
Re: If I Were A...... by Idowuogbo(f): 11:22pm On Mar 13, 2012
tiniyata: ^^those tools you mentioned,are they some fukkin utensils?
Weapon of punny destroying cool cool
Re: If I Were A...... by r231(m): 11:26pm On Mar 13, 2012
undecided undecided
Re: If I Were A...... by Idowuogbo(f): 11:28pm On Mar 13, 2012
r231: undecided undecided
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy kiss kiss
Re: If I Were A...... by drnoel: 11:31pm On Mar 13, 2012
don't u see this women, that was how my wife said she would violate me shocked shocked if she was the man and I was her wife sad sad
Re: If I Were A...... by Nobody: 11:45pm On Mar 13, 2012
so women have this kind of bad idea,i tot they were only created to conceive children,never knew they've always conceived bad intentions too. see wetin woman wan do another fellow woman. .if dem give una small rubber pilick na im be say una go finish some men o. shuo
Re: If I Were A...... by Idowuogbo(f): 11:47pm On Mar 13, 2012
tiniyata: so women have this kind of bad idea,i tot they were only created to conceive children,never knew they've always conceived bad intentions too. see wetin woman wan do another fellow woman. .if dem give una small rubber pilick na im be say una go finish some men o. shuo
hehehe

i will blame it on transferred aggression. grin grin grin grin
Re: If I Were A...... by freecocoa(f): 12:04am On Mar 14, 2012
Hmm paddy this una fuccking method abi pattern no be here o,
Re: If I Were A...... by Nobody: 12:07am On Mar 14, 2012
^^me de trip o
Re: If I Were A...... by Idowuogbo(f): 12:08am On Mar 14, 2012
freecocoa: Hmm paddy this una fuccking method abi pattern no be here o,

I don wear nylon bag no worry

I dey protect myself from catching any kuruno she might have imbedded in her kpecus grin grin grin
Re: If I Were A...... by Nobody: 12:08am On Mar 14, 2012
cocoa-mi-cocoa,longest time where have you been? missed you o
Re: If I Were A...... by Nobody: 12:14am On Mar 14, 2012
@idowuogbo,you really mean this your fukk business tonight o,and from all this description,you fit go like 15 rounds o,but i trust #slimyem to take all
Re: If I Were A...... by kelz88(f): 12:25am On Mar 14, 2012
Lmao!! These chicks are something else. See fantasy. :O
Re: If I Were A...... by Idowuogbo(f): 12:31am On Mar 14, 2012
tiniyata: @idowuogbo,you really mean this your fukk business tonight o,and from all this description,you fit go like 15 rounds o,but i trust #slimyem to take all
Yes she can take it all in ,shes tiny so it no go hard to dismantle am.

I am planning on taking her dia , infact we go do am inside washing machine so we can spin @ 90degrees. grin grin grin grin grin
Re: If I Were A...... by Chimezie198(m): 12:43am On Mar 14, 2012
shocked shocked
Re: If I Were A...... by Nobody: 1:09am On Mar 14, 2012
*BARF*

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