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What Would You Do If A Lady Hits You In Public? by Ruffdude(m): 12:39pm On Mar 18, 2012
Most times I witness this ugly scenario when a man and a woman comfront each other. It begins with a simple misunderstanding,then there is exchange of words then the next thing will be the woman going physical by being the first to strike, and I wonder what gives them the impetus to slap a man in the public. The sad part is that the woman would feel fullfilled and would be allowed to go scots free while the man is left humiliated and would be restrained from retaliating. I hate to say this because I don't like to be tribalistic but from all findings, this behaviour is very common among yoruba women and I stand to be corrected.
As a man tell me how you would handle the situation and I would also like to know why our women go overboard in doing this thing.
Re: What Would You Do If A Lady Hits You In Public? by tellwisdom: 12:55pm On Mar 18, 2012
I smooch her breasstt in retaliation angry angry

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Re: What Would You Do If A Lady Hits You In Public? by Excelboi(m): 1:14pm On Mar 18, 2012
^^^ SMH
Re: What Would You Do If A Lady Hits You In Public? by Idowuogbo(f): 1:25pm On Mar 18, 2012
Poster u find it common in Yoruba women cus u a goat!!! U seriously need to be in a cage wiv fellow reptiles.

So women dat get battered black and blue in public are mostly Igbos abi? Answer me dear frog mstewwwwww!!!!!
Re: What Would You Do If A Lady Hits You In Public? by Nobody: 2:28pm On Mar 18, 2012
@ post. I witnessed something like this at choba junction on my way to buguma in rivers state. I was stuck in traffic when i notices a gathering, There was this young girl pouring down fire on this tall slim dude. The agument seemed to be over financial iregularites involving both parties. The guy was trying to leave the scene (obviously the chick was so provoking ). Some elderly men called on the two of them to come and explian what went wrong. while the dude was talking to them, the doll who bluntly refused to talk to anybody started calling the guy names then proceeded to draging and in the process tore the guys shirt and inner wear. Then ended it wit a slap on his face. The elders held him and told him not to retarliate. While they were talking to him the girl came at him again but this time the dude descended on her and beat the evil spirit out of her senses. I was sorry for her cos her face increased in size with her eyes almost closed. She got what she deserved.

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Re: What Would You Do If A Lady Hits You In Public? by LordReed(m): 2:40pm On Mar 18, 2012
I will not let it get to the point we are yelling at each other in public. If it does descend (God forbid *makes sign of the cross*) to that level then her hand will not reach my face.
Re: What Would You Do If A Lady Hits You In Public? by tellwisdom: 3:30pm On Mar 18, 2012
Idowuogbo: Poster u find it common in Yoruba women cus u a goat!!! U seriously need to be in a cage wiv fellow reptiles.

So women dat get battered black and blue in public are mostly Igbos abi? Answer me dear frog mstewwwwww!!!!!

shattappppp angry angry
Re: What Would You Do If A Lady Hits You In Public? by Brite02(m): 3:32pm On Mar 18, 2012
Ruffdude: Most times I witness this ugly scenario when a man and a woman comfront each other. It begins with a simple misunderstanding,then there is exchange of words then the next thing will be the woman going physical by being the first to strike, and I wonder what gives them the impetus to slap a man in the public. The sad part is that the woman would feel fullfilled and would be allowed to go scots free while the man is left humiliated and would be restrained from retaliating. I hate to say this because I don't like to be tribalistic but from all findings, this behaviour is very common among yoruba women and I stand to be corrected.
As a man tell me how you would handle the situation and I would also like to know why our women go overboard in doing this thing.

Dude if the matter is not a serious one and she wants to use the situation to get attention, i will simply tap her booty haaaaaarrrdddd grin hope you get the drifts wink but if the situation is the one that will make her slap me first, o my gosh! Abeg baba God no gree me fall for that kind temptation wink i go beat her like man, shikena
Re: What Would You Do If A Lady Hits You In Public? by Brite02(m): 3:33pm On Mar 18, 2012
Ruffdude: Most times I witness this ugly scenario when a man and a woman comfront each other. It begins with a simple misunderstanding,then there is exchange of words then the next thing will be the woman going physical by being the first to strike, and I wonder what gives them the impetus to slap a man in the public. The sad part is that the woman would feel fullfilled and would be allowed to go scots free while the man is left humiliated and would be restrained from retaliating. I hate to say this because I don't like to be tribalistic but from all findings, this behaviour is very common among yoruba women and I stand to be corrected.
As a man tell me how you would handle the situation and I would also like to know why our women go overboard in doing this thing.

Dude if the matter is not a serious one and she wants to use the situation to get attention, i will simply tap her booty haaaaaarrrdddd grin hope you get the drifts wink but if the situation is the one that will make her slap me first, o my gosh! Abeg baba God no gree me fall for that kind temptation wink i go beat her like man, shikena
Re: What Would You Do If A Lady Hits You In Public? by Idowuogbo(f): 3:37pm On Mar 18, 2012
tellwisdom:

shattappppp angry angry

Stu-pid is ur middle name grin
Re: What Would You Do If A Lady Hits You In Public? by kemmeye: 3:56pm On Mar 18, 2012
why would you want to beat a lady anyone that beats a woman is proving to be less of a man regardless of the situation
Re: What Would You Do If A Lady Hits You In Public? by ayosmiles(m): 4:00pm On Mar 18, 2012
[quote
author=kemmeye]why would you want to beat a lady anyone that beats a
woman is proving to be less of a man regardless of the situation[/quote] oh so its wrong now 4 men to act in self defence. thats how one babe killed her bf in a club. she was dead-drunk
Re: What Would You Do If A Lady Hits You In Public? by Brite02(m): 4:03pm On Mar 18, 2012
ayosmiles: oh so its wrong now 4 men to act in self defence. thats how one babe killed her bf in a club. she was dead-drunk

Tell him abeg. . Like play like play person don die Oh.
Re: What Would You Do If A Lady Hits You In Public? by IRAPADA(m): 4:07pm On Mar 18, 2012
Idowuogbo: Poster u find it common in Yoruba women cus u a goat!!! U seriously need to be in a cage wiv fellow reptiles.

So women dat get battered black and blue in public are mostly Igbos abi? Answer me dear frog mstewwwwww!!!!!
Re: What Would You Do If A Lady Hits You In Public? by IRAPADA(m): 4:09pm On Mar 18, 2012
Idowuogbo: Poster u find it common in Yoruba women cus u a goat!!! U seriously need to be in a cage wiv fellow reptiles.

So women dat get battered black and blue in public are mostly Igbos abi? Answer me dear frog mstewwwwww!!!!!
u must be mad or smtin to cal we yoruba names
Re: What Would You Do If A Lady Hits You In Public? by ayosmiles(m): 4:10pm On Mar 18, 2012
She ws trying 2 get intimate with d guy right there. He got angry nd pushed her away. She came back nd slapped him. He didnt hit her, he was tryin 2 drag her out nd take her home whn she took a bottle nd threatened d guy. Instead of d stupid guy 2 run or dèfend imself, he was tryin 2 hug her. She broke d bottle on his head, he died in d hospital few minutes later nd d girl was cryin
Re: What Would You Do If A Lady Hits You In Public? by Brite02(m): 4:14pm On Mar 18, 2012
ayosmiles: She ws trying 2 get intimate with d guy right there. He got angry nd pushed her away. She came back nd slapped him. He didnt hit her, he was tryin 2 drag her out nd take her home whn she took a bottle nd threatened d guy. Instead of d stupid guy 2 run or dèfend imself, he was tryin 2 hug her. She broke d bottle on his head, he died in d hospital few minutes later nd d girl was cryin

Now in the end, she will say what? Na devil cause am grin grin grin
Re: What Would You Do If A Lady Hits You In Public? by hadg33(m): 5:26pm On Mar 18, 2012
tellwisdom: I smooch her breasstt in retaliation angry angry


Perv
Re: What Would You Do If A Lady Hits You In Public? by hadg33(m): 5:28pm On Mar 18, 2012
nomsochris: @ post. I witnessed something like this at choba junction on my way to buguma in rivers state. I was stuck in traffic when i notices a gathering, There was this young girl pouring down fire on this tall slim dude. The agument seemed to be over financial iregularites involving both parties. The guy was trying to leave the scene (obviously the chick was so provoking ). Some elderly men called on the two of them to come and explian what went wrong. while the dude was talking to them, the doll who bluntly refused to talk to anybody started calling the guy names then proceeded to draging and in the process tore the guys shirt and inner wear. Then ended it wit a slap on his face. The elders held him and told him not to retarliate. While they were talking to him the girl came at him again but this time the dude descended on her and beat the evil spirit out of her senses. I was sorry for her cos her face increased in size with her eyes almost closed. She got what she deserved.

lol
Re: What Would You Do If A Lady Hits You In Public? by Idowuogbo(f): 5:34pm On Mar 18, 2012
IRAPADA: u must be mad or smtin to cal we yoruba names

Are u demented? D poster himself came on thread saying dis act are mostly common in yoruba women, I mean how d he arrive at dat? I guess typing bullshitzzzz is some sort of hobby to some.Back 2 ur case,I don't understand y u d hyper bulldog jumps in to quote my post without engaging parts of your medular dat actually functions.Listen, No TIME!!!!
Re: What Would You Do If A Lady Hits You In Public? by Killz3(m): 7:20pm On Mar 18, 2012
I would do nothing!
Re: What Would You Do If A Lady Hits You In Public? by Bisjosh(f): 7:31pm On Mar 18, 2012
kiss kiss kissIdowu my sister no time
Re: What Would You Do If A Lady Hits You In Public? by ArQueBusieR(m): 7:31pm On Mar 18, 2012
You couldn't possibly slap me as I have sharp reflexes, end of.
Re: What Would You Do If A Lady Hits You In Public? by Ruffdude(m): 8:27pm On Mar 18, 2012
Thank you guys for the reply. I'm really learning here grin
Re: What Would You Do If A Lady Hits You In Public? by Idowuogbo(f): 8:45pm On Mar 18, 2012
Bisjosh: kiss kiss kissIdowu my sister no time
Na so ooo sweetrat

No time mehnnn!
Re: What Would You Do If A Lady Hits You In Public? by Nobody: 9:38pm On Mar 18, 2012
Idowuogbo:
Na so ooo sweetrat

No time mehnnn!

grin grin grin

If it was idowu that slapped me I'll turn her my left ear
Re: What Would You Do If A Lady Hits You In Public? by Idowuogbo(f): 9:45pm On Mar 18, 2012
breezy047:

grin grin grin

If it was idowu that slapped me I'll turn her my left ear

I don't disrespect Dudes like dat,my eyes does d talking.
Re: What Would You Do If A Lady Hits You In Public? by strangerf: 9:49pm On Mar 18, 2012
Idowuogbo:

I don't disrespect Dudes like dat,[b]my eyes does [/b]d talking.


Which kain Oyinbo be this oooooo ID? grin
Re: What Would You Do If A Lady Hits You In Public? by Idowuogbo(f): 9:51pm On Mar 18, 2012
strangerf:


Which kain Oyinbo be this oooooo ID? grin
U never hia oju ton soro b4 ni?
Re: What Would You Do If A Lady Hits You In Public? by Idowuogbo(f): 9:52pm On Mar 18, 2012
strangerf: I will take out my dyck and beat the shyt outta her p/u/n/n/y. I am hoping Idowuogbo would do that to me one of this days. . . na then she go know say eshin lomo.

U no u ill rite?
Re: What Would You Do If A Lady Hits You In Public? by strangerf: 9:53pm On Mar 18, 2012
^^^

You need to go re-learn your subject-verb agreement. I expect nothing but the very best from you. You don dey fall my hand . . . or is it the NL effect?

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