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| The Hotel Room by Chuxy(m): 12:35pm On Oct 31, 2007 |
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room wastaken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, Idon't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant - an Air Force guy,"admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But totell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining roomshave complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you." "No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it." The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed andbushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager. "Never better." The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring,then?" "Nope, I shut him up in no time" said the Marine. "How'd you manage that?" asked the manager. "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," theMarine" explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight,beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me." |
| Re: The Hotel Room by Aiphie(f): 12:55pm On Oct 31, 2007 |
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| Re: The Hotel Room by showbobo(m): 1:11pm On Oct 31, 2007 |
the guy dey fear him asshole.if na you nko?? |
| Re: The Hotel Room by Migines(m): 8:37pm On Oct 31, 2007 |
Lol.Who wan make marine bust hn yansh(oh $hit not ma style of written) he must have been staring, sweating and cussing all nyte. |
| Re: The Hotel Room by clemcykul(f): 1:20pm On Nov 02, 2007 |
night vigil is good! gr8 joke! |
| Re: The Hotel Room by iwajay(m): 1:34pm On Nov 02, 2007 |
Funny! so much gaylike jokes in the air these days |
| Re: The Hotel Room by zimba315(m): 2:28pm On Nov 02, 2007 |
i dont like it,its boring |
| Re: The Hotel Room by ituen(m): 4:47pm On Nov 02, 2007 |
The guy musta gotten out of his nightees and put on his full fighthing gear, then just sit on the couch watchin the man sleep |
| Re: The Hotel Room by brimbrack(m): 5:18pm On Nov 02, 2007 |
The airforce guy must have put on an armoured boxer shorts to protect his £$% hole |
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