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Chewing Gum by Chuxy(m): 1:22pm On Oct 31, 2007 |
A Canadian is having his breakfast (coffee croissants, bread, butter andjam) when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Canadian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. American: "You Canadian fold eat the whole bread?" Canadian (in a bad mood): "Of course". American: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In America, we onlyeat what's inside. The crust we collect in container, recycle it, transformthem into croissants and sell them to Canada." The American has a smirkon his face. The Canaidan listens in silence. The American persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??" Canadian: "Of Course." American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling)."We don't. In America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put allthe peels, seeds, and left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam to Canada. The Canadian then asks: "Do you have sex in America?" American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk. Canadian: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" American: "We throw them away, of course". Canaidan: "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle themmelt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America |
Re: Chewing Gum by Migines(m): 8:33pm On Oct 31, 2007 |
Bet ur has dat will be his last meal. |
Re: Chewing Gum by clemcykul(f): 1:11pm On Nov 02, 2007 |
buhahahahhhahaha now dats really crazie and wierd like weird MC |
Re: Chewing Gum by iwajay(m): 2:02pm On Nov 02, 2007 |
Wow! that's another great idea of what we can do with those balloons when we're done with them. |
Re: Chewing Gum by zimba315(m): 2:17pm On Nov 02, 2007 |
cool not that bad you are trying why dont u start with a standing comedy |
Re: Chewing Gum by ituen(m): 4:54pm On Nov 02, 2007 |
i wonder how a condom can become so jelly that it can be used as a buble gum. Rubber to Jelly? |
Re: Chewing Gum by Migines(m): 4:56pm On Nov 02, 2007 |
U neva can tell. |
Re: Chewing Gum by clemcykul(f): 5:18pm On Nov 02, 2007 |
watever u like say i'll chew gum am just addicted to it and dont feel like quitting it though it has cost me one strng healthy tooth |
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