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Fascinate by dm(m): 11:07am On Mar 25, 2006 |
A teacher of a third grade class comes into school Monday morning and asks her students to use their new vocabulary word, "fascinate", in a sentence. Little Suzette raises her hand and says, "Last week my parents and I went to the zoo and we were fascinated by the polar bears." The teacher said, "That’s good Suzette, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate." Little Mike raises his hand and says, "Last week my parents went to Wal-mart and were fascinated by all the great deals." The teacher says, "That’s good Mike, but you were supposed to use the word fascinate." Next, little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher was a little slow to call on him cause she knows how bad Johnny's mouth was. She thinks for a minute, and then decides there is no way that he can corrupt the word fascinate. She then calls on Johnny. Little Johnny yells out, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight." |
Re: Fascinate by spikelord(m): 2:36pm On Mar 25, 2006 |
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d |
Re: Fascinate by Z4M4eva(f): 1:21pm On Mar 27, 2006 |
dm: Silly Johnny. |
Re: Fascinate by Babybee(f): 1:58pm On Mar 27, 2006 |
lol |
Re: Fascinate by ThugLife1(m): 12:32am On Apr 30, 2008 |
Crazy johnny |
Re: Fascinate by clemcykul(f): 9:20am On Apr 30, 2008 |
ones a johnny alwayz a johny lol |
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