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Fascinate by dm(m): 11:07am On Mar 25, 2006
A teacher of a third grade class comes into school
Monday morning and asks her students to use their
new vocabulary word, "fascinate", in a sentence.
Little Suzette raises her hand and says, "Last
week my parents and I went to the zoo and we were
fascinated by the polar bears." The teacher said,
"That’s good Suzette, but I wanted you to use the
word fascinate."

Little Mike raises his hand and says, "Last week
my parents went to Wal-mart and were fascinated
by all the great deals." The teacher says,
"That’s good Mike, but you were supposed to use
the word fascinate."

Next, little Johnny raises his hand and the
teacher was a little slow to call on him cause
she knows how bad Johnny's mouth was. She thinks
for a minute, and then decides there is no way
that he can corrupt the word fascinate. She then
calls on Johnny. Little Johnny yells out, "My
sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her
tits are so big she can only fasten eight."
Re: Fascinate by spikelord(m): 2:36pm On Mar 25, 2006
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: Fascinate by Z4M4eva(f): 1:21pm On Mar 27, 2006
dm:

Little Johnny yells out, "My
sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her
tits are so big she can only fasten eight."


Silly Johnny. grin
Re: Fascinate by Babybee(f): 1:58pm On Mar 27, 2006
lol cheesy
Re: Fascinate by ThugLife1(m): 12:32am On Apr 30, 2008
Crazy johnny
Re: Fascinate by clemcykul(f): 9:20am On Apr 30, 2008
ones a johnny alwayz a johny lol grin

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