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Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by dharmie(f): 8:43pm On Apr 02, 2012
if you wear the wrong side of dress unconsciously, you will have a windfall
Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by slam7000(m): 9:31pm On Apr 02, 2012
If you are worried of your parents or guardian beating the hell out of you after you,ve been mischievious or done something wrong,you should find the nearest elephant grass bush and tie the leaf in a knot...that way you,ll either be forgiven or your misdeed would be forgotten...it never worked for me.
Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by slam7000(m): 9:42pm On Apr 02, 2012
Boys/Men with large hands or feet have big dykes while women with thick lips have large clits
Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by xynerise: 10:23pm On Apr 02, 2012
lilkech: in those years in lagos anytime we saw cattle eaglets flying in the sky we would raise our hands to them and wave our fingers furiously while singing something like "se-ke-le-ke, se-ke-le-ke sometin sometin" and just like magic by the time the birds fly by we would have white streaks in most of our finger nails.


This one works 100%


feel free to quote me
the bird is called egret cool
Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by afm4ever(m): 11:02pm On Apr 02, 2012
lilkech: in those years in lagos anytime we saw cattle eaglets flying in the sky we would raise our hands to them and wave our fingers furiously while singing something like "se-ke-le-ke, se-ke-le-ke sometin sometin" and just like magic by the time the birds fly by we would have white streaks in most of our finger nails.


This one works 100%


feel free to quote me
gbam it works
Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by Digriz(m): 11:30pm On Apr 02, 2012
I cld remember wen we are young in primary skul those days.wheneva we hv a futbal competition wt another skul or even playing wt another team,we must get the head of the male lizard(agarma lizard)and buried it inside our goal post. We cn neva loose the match and many a times our opponents wl find it difficult scoring us and we always loose wen we forgot to do that.
There was couple of times wen no one could even scored another and we just noticed that they hv their own lizard head buried in their goalpost too and the need to add the female lizard eggs also prove to be stronger.

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Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by chidyke77(m): 11:42pm On Apr 02, 2012
I grew up in d village and i like hunting birds in those days bt one particular thing that i noticed then is that weneva i shot a red male lizard wt my catapult,it must definitely get some marks on the rubber and it wld cut in a short time. It happened always nt just a coincidence then bcus my mates then also experienced the same too.
Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by chidyke77(m): 11:45pm On Apr 02, 2012
Digriz: I cld remember wen we are young in primary skul those days.wheneva we hv a futbal competition wt another skul or even playing wt another team,we must get the head of the male lizard(agarma lizard)and buried it inside our goal post. We cn neva loose the match and many a times our opponents wl find it difficult scoring us and we always loose wen we forgot to do that.
There was couple of times wen no one could even scored another and we just noticed that they hv their own lizard head buried in their goalpost too and the need to add the female lizard eggs also prove to be stronger.

i agreed with u on this becourse i practiced it too then and it worked 95%.
Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by Celyt(f): 12:37am On Apr 03, 2012
lilkech: in those years in lagos anytime we saw cattle eaglets flying in the sky we would raise our hands to them and wave our fingers furiously while singing something like "se-ke-le-ke, se-ke-le-ke sometin sometin" and just like magic by the time the birds fly by we would have white streaks in most of our finger nails.


This one works 100%


feel free to quote me

Seconded, it still works for me.
When pepper enters your eye, you lick salt and the pain will ease. Sometimes it worked.
Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by Celyt(f): 1:16am On Apr 03, 2012
If you have a sore throat, you wake early in the morning without talking to anyone, you go whisper three times to the joint of two walls.
Sometimes,it worked, the sore throat may completely disappear like ten minutes later!
If you are having constipation, you rub your saliva on your anuscheesy
if you notice a little boil starting to grow on you eyelid, you remove a strand or two of your eyelashes.
This one still works for me.
Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by jumongpan(f): 2:35am On Apr 03, 2012
My mum says,cobwebs on the wall brings proverty...is dis true?
Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by jumongpan(f): 2:36am On Apr 03, 2012
My mum said cobwebs on the wall brings proverty...is dis true?
Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by orekinky: 7:38am On Apr 03, 2012
Kaaii!!!!. See them ooooo, na soso aje pako full Nairaland. Well me too oh cos I remember vividly When we went to fetch firewood, along the way we enter people's farm to eat any available fruit in that season, once spotted a charm placed in the farm, "All of us" must fetch a cain and beat that charm till it torn into pieces so as to render it powerless from coming back to harm us. The belief then was that whoever does not partake in that beating will the charm comes to affect. We so much believe in this and we use all our efforts to participate in beating the charm.
Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by orekinky: 8:28am On Apr 03, 2012
Digriz: I cld remember wen we are young in primary skul those days.wheneva we hv a futbal competition wt another skul or even playing wt another team,we must get the head of the male lizard(agarma lizard)and buried it inside our goal post. We cn neva loose the match and many a times our opponents wl find it difficult scoring us and we always loose wen we forgot to do that.
There was couple of times wen no one could even scored another and we just noticed that they hv their own lizard head buried in their goalpost too and the need to add the female lizard eggs also prove to be stronger.

. Very funny and can't stop laughing. Gone are those days.
Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by slimyem: 8:29am On Apr 03, 2012
olayiwola9: If you eat a chicken's anus, you get to reveal any secret you have.
i know this and i think its a ploy to stop one from eating it cuz its a really sweet part of a chicken.
Haha!
Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by mondob2k(m): 9:13am On Apr 03, 2012
The one abt eyelashes really worked for me o. escaped punishments from my parents. u get home n they nt abt u or wht u did wrong... hehehe
Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by mummy3(f): 10:12am On Apr 03, 2012
Dipwater:
My broda this spirit own show me pepe ,nothing still come out. The thing startd growing on its own sha after I stopped using spirit


Use mixed Limestone and oil. morning and night you'll be going to barbar every 2days
Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by stepo707: 11:50am On Apr 03, 2012
very interesting thread.I actually remember some of them.Kids of this days are really missing oh
Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by slumcat(m): 11:56am On Apr 03, 2012
wen its dark at night, stay into ur room alone and pray.
Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by dagboss(m): 12:20pm On Apr 03, 2012
@fnk

If you go to a market and take a mirror and bend down and look at the lets of the people walking around in the market, you will notice that some of them are ghost, their legs doesn't touch the ground. But if they discover you, they will try to hit the mirror off your hand and if they do and the mirror touch ground, you will die. I thought of trying it out at Oshodi market, but fear no allow me.


There is this one too, back in those days in "Ilu Oke" there is the belief that if you visit a blacksmith place collect a little of the water he uses to cool the red hot irons, use the water to wash your face you will start seeing strange creatures like somebody that has only one big eye on its fore head, beings walking with their backs, beings having only one leg etc. That they will know that you see them as you will be too scared and at the end of the day they will turn you to a blind person. Fear too never made me to try it o.

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Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by Nickydrake(m): 2:40pm On Apr 03, 2012
dagboss: @fnk

If you go to a market and take a mirror and bend down and look at the lets of the people walking around in the market, you will notice that some of them are ghost, their legs doesn't touch the ground. But if they discover you, they will try to hit the mirror off your hand and if they do and the mirror touch ground, you will die. I thought of trying it out at Oshodi market, but fear no allow me.

Held a similar superstition then. Maybe i still do, because i've never quite tried it, and for the same reason as you. grin
Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by orekinky: 3:35pm On Apr 03, 2012
At oshodi market,won ati lo na yin ju. (Too much beating) cos you will termed for another thing.don't just try it at all is my suggestion.
Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by Cuteobi(f): 12:44am On Apr 04, 2012
lilkech: in those years in lagos anytime we saw cattle eaglets flying in the sky we would raise our hands to them and wave our fingers furiously while singing something like "se-ke-le-ke, se-ke-le-ke sometin sometin" and just like magic by the time the birds fly by we would have white streaks in most of our finger nails.


This one works 100%


feel free to quote me

grin CALCUIM DEFICIENCY
Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by Cuteobi(f): 12:48am On Apr 04, 2012
If someone flogs u with a broom,u hav boils all over d body
Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by Neutralizer(m): 1:50am On Apr 04, 2012
Quite a topic
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Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by Neutralizer(m): 1:51am On Apr 04, 2012
Quite a topic!
Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by possicon: 8:38am On Apr 04, 2012
One very popular superstition believe world over even till now is: go to school and you will become rich. The last time i checked alotta peeps are still very poor even with their certificates. smh
Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by chux76(m): 10:15am On Apr 04, 2012
Celyt: If you have a sore throat, you wake early in the morning without talking to anyone, you go whisper three times to the joint of two walls.
Sometimes,it worked, the sore throat may completely disappear like ten minutes later!
If you are having constipation, you rub your saliva on your anuscheesy
if you notice a little boil starting to grow on you eyelid, you remove a strand or two of your eyelashes.
This one still works for me.

ABSOLUTELY CORRECT....The sore throat thang has always worked and even worked for me recently too. I suggested it to my pals and they attested to it that it works too.
Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by Ayomivic(m): 10:17am On Apr 04, 2012
If you see two dogs having sexual intercourse and you move a bit closer to them and nail the grand before them,they won't be able to seprate them self until you remove the nail from grand.
Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by sarutobi: 11:24am On Apr 04, 2012
funny tongue
Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by Nobody: 12:05pm On Apr 04, 2012
Cuteobi: If someone flogs u with a broom,u hav boils all over d body

If u flog a boy with a broom,

his dyk would disappear,

was so scared dat u dare not try beat my only brother with a broom.
Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by Nobody: 12:11pm On Apr 04, 2012
If your bible mistakenly drops to the ground

u give yourself 3 knocks on the head. undecided

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