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Letter To My Dearest Aunty by Ruqaya(f): 4:27pm On Apr 05, 2012
Dear aunty,
i'm writting this letter to you to share with you my sorrow and my joy for the past two years.
Last year, my elder brother's wife gave birth to a set of twin after ten years of bareness.
We were overjoyed, the naming ceremony was a winning and dinning galore. But alas, our joy had a slender body that broke too soon.
The male turned into a devil with two horns while the female turned into a monkey with four eyes and they are now at the zoo.
What a gift of the year and a free gift of nature
signed
sister.
Re: Letter To My Dearest Aunty by Beetwo(m): 5:19pm On Apr 05, 2012
Ruqaya
Re: Letter To My Dearest Aunty by swtchicgurl: 6:19pm On Apr 05, 2012
Ruqaya: Dear aunty,
i'm writting this letter to you to share with you my sorrow and my joy for the past two years.
Last year, my elder brother's wife gave birth to a set of twin after ten years of bareness.
We were overjoyed, the naming ceremony was a winning and dinning galore. But alas, our joy had a slender body that broke too soon.
The male turned into a devil with two horns while the female turned into a monkey with four eyes and they are now at the zoo.
What a gift of the year and a free gift of nature
signed
sister.

wats dis! ruqaya, u can do bera than this
Re: Letter To My Dearest Aunty by Ruqaya(f): 7:06pm On Apr 05, 2012
Beetwo: Ruqaya
beetwo
Re: Letter To My Dearest Aunty by Ruqaya(f): 7:07pm On Apr 05, 2012
swtchicgurl:

wats dis! ruqaya, u can do bera than this
m trying

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Re: Letter To My Dearest Aunty by swtchicgurl: 7:12pm On Apr 05, 2012
Ruqaya:
m trying

good girl
Re: Letter To My Dearest Aunty by Nobody: 12:45am On Apr 06, 2012
Ah ah! Ruqaya! How u go post dis kain tin as joke nah??
Re: Letter To My Dearest Aunty by mcnepow(m): 6:44am On Apr 06, 2012
#falls back to sleep#
Re: Letter To My Dearest Aunty by Blackbody20(m): 7:39am On Apr 06, 2012
Dear aunty,
i'm writting this letter to you to share with you my sorrow and my joy for the past two years.
Last year, my elder brother's wife gave birth to a set of twin after ten years of bareness.
We were overjoyed, the naming ceremony was a winning and dinning galore. But alas, our joy had a slender body that broke too soon.
The male turned into a devil with two horns while the female turned into a monkey with four eyes and they are now at the zoo.
What a gift of the year and a free gift of nature
signed
sister.Dear aunty,
i'm writting this letter to you to share with you my sorrow and my joy for the past two years.
Last year, my elder brother's wife gave birth to a set of twin after ten years of bareness.
We were overjoyed, the naming ceremony was a winning and dinning galore. But alas, our joy had a slender body that broke too soon.
The male turned into a devil with two horns while the female turned into a monkey with four eyes and they are now at the zoo.
What a gift of the year and a free gift of nature
signed
sister.Dear aunty,
i'm writting this letter to you to share with you my sorrow and my joy for the past two years.
Last year, my elder brother's wife gave birth to a set of twin after ten years of bareness.
We were overjoyed, the naming ceremony was a winning and dinning galore. But alas, our joy had a slender body that broke too soon.
The male turned into a devil with two horns while the female turned into a monkey with four eyes and they are now at the zoo.
What a gift of the year and a free gift of nature
signed
sister. Tragic
Re: Letter To My Dearest Aunty by ekeroyal(m): 8:23am On Apr 06, 2012
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newspaper pls angry

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Re: Letter To My Dearest Aunty by mcnepow(m): 8:25am On Apr 06, 2012
^hehehehe
Re: Letter To My Dearest Aunty by habiolah(m): 8:46am On Apr 06, 2012
Buhahahahahahaha! I can't stop laughing! Very very funny!
Re: Letter To My Dearest Aunty by Nobody: 9:29am On Apr 06, 2012
CHEI! dis joke no get joy .... ruqaYa u falls my hands
Re: Letter To My Dearest Aunty by bunmioguns(m): 10:46am On Apr 06, 2012
dis yoke is vewi vewi funny
























Am I Lying? undecided undecided
Re: Letter To My Dearest Aunty by Ruqaya(f): 11:14am On Apr 06, 2012
swtchicgurl:

good girl

thanks jawe.
Thanks to everyone, i really appreciate your comment and even the big nose bunmioguns, wide eyes ekeroyal, bush pig donkollione, flat head mcnepow with crooked blackbody20.
Thanks once again
Re: Letter To My Dearest Aunty by blackboi(m): 10:44pm On Apr 06, 2012
Looking for a joke, ended up reading a "yoke" smh!
Na who carry my pillow angry
Re: Letter To My Dearest Aunty by sm1fabulous: 10:54pm On Apr 06, 2012
na wa o, wher's d joke na? i pay transport come here 4 letter? angry
Re: Letter To My Dearest Aunty by Ruqaya(f): 1:05pm On Apr 07, 2012
2 those looking 4 d joke, i hanged it on d electric pole, go get yours.
Re: Letter To My Dearest Aunty by sm1fabulous: 11:00pm On Apr 07, 2012
Ruqaya: 2 those looking 4 d joke, i hanged it on d electric pole, go get yours.
wetin u d find 4 NL undecided undecided undecided..go bck nepa office..oya..ameeeebo angry angry angry
Re: Letter To My Dearest Aunty by bAuZ(m): 11:09pm On Apr 07, 2012
Ruqaya: Dear aunty,
i'm writting this letter to you to share with you my sorrow and my joy for the past two years.
Last year, my elder brother's wife gave birth to a set of twin after ten years of bareness.
We were overjoyed, the naming ceremony was a winning and dinning galore. But alas, our joy had a slender body that broke too soon.
The male turned into a devil with two horns while the female turned into a monkey with four eyes and they are now at the zoo.
What a gift of the year and a free gift of nature
signed
sister.
Absolute bladadash.
Re: Letter To My Dearest Aunty by Fyngal1(f): 11:41pm On Apr 07, 2012
Ruqaya wey dey sharp mouth for other pple joke na she come post dis kind thing? *singing & SMH* I sorry sorry ooo........
Re: Letter To My Dearest Aunty by Ruqaya(f): 10:01am On Apr 10, 2012
Thanks once again, i'm glad u like it.

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