Sexual Olympics


A man went over to his girl's place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her with three choices of condom -- gold, silver, or bronze.

"Silver," she said.

"Why not gold?"

"Because I want you to come second for once!"

Dirty dirty dirty

*cleans the joke and makes it neat* honie hope u now like it ha ha

@ituen how are u enjoying lagos pls get me agege bread
do u even have sufficient transport fare

Still has a lil stain but is aight.

@ennyluv6 thumbs-up that is typical of your jokes, I do enjoy them but I can't help wandering what sort of pervert you are!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway all na joke.

Did he gave her something like this?

wow, only a monster can wear that, geez!!

Looks like u guys wanna crucify enny

clemcykul:

*cleans the joke and makes it neat* honie hope u now like it ha ha

@ituen how are u enjoying lagos please get me agege bread
do u even have sufficient transport fare

Sweetie, i didnt see agege bread cos the motor park touts hoarded it. The one i saw at Shoprite was N1,500 and my transport money was N500. So i decided to get u Gala and Chin-Chin at the airpot for N250 (at least u get levels since airpot sticker dey the chin-chin).

@everyone
I'm back offshore ans thanks for communicating wit me wen i was in Lag. Special regards to Freezy, Iwayjay, Showbobo and Aiphie for making my stay worthwhile

@poster
i av seen your face and it looks like somebody that likes that thing too much, you might be a killer, well,

@Ugonnah007, I can bet with anything that you love monsters, I lie.

@ITUEN

i gat your back anytime bro.

@Clem

how are you enjoying your Gala and chin chin, hope you have enough pure water to go with it

ha! iteun ure damn too generous thanks so much for the gala and chin chin wid airport stickers!

i had to show off wid the stickers , as for sachet water i prized it for 3 naira they refused givn me discount so i just took my goodies like that

at showbobo why dont u buy the sachet water for me

@Clem

i gave ITEUN #80 to buy you a full bag.maybe he spent the money on some other girl,we need to query him.

Dont mind showbobo. He gave me N80 in 50k coins. How would i purchase pure water wit dat

HE HEHEHE chei iteun no part two for uuuuuu

;d ;d ;d

GeeCee:

Did he gave her something like this?

wer can i get does pics?

ennyluv and co,una all dey distract me oi get proffetional exam we i wan write on the 25 dec.no gree may my mind dey wander go joke ohuse o.
wetin that guy name be,G.C.E or geecee,where i fit get that your boot,get one tough match 2nit.
i beg,that your chinchin remain?

infobaba:

wer can i get does pics?

go to: www.infobaba.nairaland.pic

legba1:

ennyluv and co,una all dey distract me oi get proffetional exam we i wan write on the 25 dec.no gree may my mind dey wander go joke ohuse o.
wetin that guy name be,G.C.E or geecee,where i fit get that your boot,get one tough match 2nit.
i beg,that your chinchin remain?

goodluck on your examx, but i'll advice u to always visit nland library for some information on the so called exam