Hi peeps! I'm new here and need someone to show me around...any nice young gentleman available? And ladies if you please...but guys mostly

You are welcome.
Do u mean someone that would show u arround nairaland or what? Let us understand your want.

kilimanjaro: You are welcome.
Do u mean someone that u show u arround nairaland or what? Let us understand your want.

I'm new in nairaland please

i think the real question should be, what exactly do u want, male e-pals, male friends or lovers? Be specific.

bernfame:
I'm new in nairaland please

Baby, go straight to the point.

kilimanjaro:
Baby, go straight to the point.

Bros, u be nairaland bouncer? Take it easy.

bernfame:
Bros, u be nairaland bouncer? Take it easy.

Yes! I'm doing my job. Sup with u? Have u been getting arround?

kilimanjaro:
Yes! I'm doing my job. Sup with u? Have u been getting arround?

I'm actually having a swell time here...feeding my eyes all day. There's just no room for boredom with nairaland.

bernfame:
I'm actually having a swell time here...feeding my eyes all day. There's just no room for boredom with nairaland.

Yes O! And its informative and entertaining.
Have u visit romance section? Their are more crazy people there.

Yes i have, thank you. I'm beginning to think you're the only gentleman on this network...

bernfame: Yes i have, thank you. I'm beginning to think you're the only gentleman on this network...

Before him there was me and I must say you look ravishing

apocalypse:

Before him there was me and I must say you look ravishing

What are you doing here? Common, go take your bath and go to school!

bernfame: Yes i have, thank you. I'm beginning to think you're the only gentleman on this network...

You are right baby. How do you see the romance section?

Thank you apocalypse.

@Kilimanjaro I think i'm already addicted to that section. Its simply......what's the word .....?

bernfame: Thank you apocalypse.

@Kilimanjaro I think i'm already addicted to that section. Its simply......what's the word .....?

yeah

Kilamanjaro and bernfame, pls exchane nos, pins or wateva, get a room and get this tin ova wit.

ijebuboy18: Kilamanjaro and bernfame, pls exchane nos, pins or wateva, get a room and get this tin ova wit.

Thanks bro. I'm working on that.

kilimanjaro:
Thanks bro. I'm working on that.

What thing's that?

bernfame:

What thing's that?

Where have u been? I've been looking for u!

kilimanjaro:
Where have u been? I've been looking for u!

Why? Any better?

bernfame:

Why? Any better?

Yeah, lots of goodies baby. Just that i see u as an interesting character and will like to add u to my human psychology! And that your lips........it's luscious.
Would u be my E-Girlfriend?

Na wa ooo!!!

See toasting

Kilimajagons carry go ojere!

U dont sound bad either. But....e-girlfriend? It wont work na. How will we do the things that ''real'' couples do? Or will u be kissing me through texts? Just wondering...

^ u can skype d happenings na

Idowuogbo: Na wa ooo!!!

See toasting

Kilimajagons carry go ojere!

Idowuigbo!

bernfame: U dont sound bad either. But....e-girlfriend? It wont work na. How will we do the things that ''real'' couples do? Or will u be kissing me through texts? Just wondering...

It will extend to off-line baby. No worries.
I'm already kissing that lips in my imagination!

Thanks kilimanjaro, but i'm just here to have fun, to be entertained, and to be educated. Nothing more.

bernfame: Thanks kilimanjaro, but i'm just here to have fun, to be entertained, and to be educated. Nothing more.

So am i! We will go about it together.

kilimanjaro:
So am i! We will go about it together.

Aight

kilimanjaro:
What are you doing here? Common, go take your bath and go to school!

Yeah I'm already on my way to school , so this is what you do all day ( e-toasting ) and you used to be my brightest student last year. I'll have to report to your folks about your internet addiction

Hi Bern....

DailyNews: Hi Bern....

Hmm...this my newbie thread...goodevening DailyN.