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Hello Members, I Am New To The Jokes Section by anonymus11: 6:42am On Apr 17, 2012
People crack up whenever i write or speak so I have decided to try this here as i cant practice comedy as a profession. So how do you roll on this section? i have been on romance section for 3 months or there about it has been a pleasant experience. i hope i am welcome here and show me the ropes cheesy
Re: Hello Members, I Am New To The Jokes Section by dani1luv: 10:53am On Apr 17, 2012
Is this a Joke undecided undecided
Re: Hello Members, I Am New To The Jokes Section by anonymus11: 1:01pm On Apr 17, 2012
dani1luv: Is this a Joke undecided undecided

is dis an inauguration from u. common! i am new show me d waytongue i will browse thru myself
Re: Hello Members, I Am New To The Jokes Section by mcnepow(m): 1:47pm On Apr 17, 2012
anonymus11:

is dis an inauguration from u. common! i am new show me d waytongue i will browse thru myself

u mean the way to ruqaya's or booqee's heart??
Re: Hello Members, I Am New To The Jokes Section by ekeroyal(m): 10:23am On Apr 19, 2012
anonymus11: People crack up whenever i write or speak so I have decided to try this here as i cant practice comedy as a profession. So how do you roll on this section? i have been on romance section for 3 months or there about it has been a pleasant experience. i hope i am welcome here and show me the ropes cheesy

You have to paste at least one joke in here daily for 21 days. And let none of the jokes be recycled, I mean NO COPY & PASTE, we've got enough xerox machines here already. After which the elders of this section will decide if you're qualified to be here or not.

SO you have to start or go back to romance section if that is where you belong.
Re: Hello Members, I Am New To The Jokes Section by toygod2: 6:40pm On Apr 20, 2012
Haba guyz,why una dey intimidate the poor boy nah.........common,show some love.
@newbie,just do ur thing d way ur mind tell u. if need be for correction,den it ll b done at the right time.
Dont mind ur seniors,its part of those things. u wlcm on board,hp u av a pleasant stay . one love
Re: Hello Members, I Am New To The Jokes Section by Lucario007(m): 8:47pm On Apr 20, 2012
Dear anonymus11,

Please ignore what everyone has mentioned here except Toygod2. I am the Lord of the Jokes section and you will obey me - Sarcasm.

Do not mind our moderator Dani1luv, he is so brilliant he got seven F9 in his JAMB exams. - Irony.

The gays in this thread are Skales, and jackpot (no offense to Jackpot)., the cute lovely girls are Vicky, Booqee, and co. - stigmatization.


Bin Gbagbo and Otooro are a bunch of worthless he-goats. - Metaphor.

mcenpows butt is as big as aso rock. - Exaggeration.


All That has been mentioned above is your key to surviving in this section, also please post funny jokes and nothing derailing, anti=climatic, rhetorical or stupifious. Be funny, insult when insulted, don't copy and paste but most importantly, have fun!

From your cool boss, Lucario007 aka Lucky James Bond.
Re: Hello Members, I Am New To The Jokes Section by Ruqaya(f): 5:37pm On Apr 23, 2012
Enjoy ur stay
Re: Hello Members, I Am New To The Jokes Section by Ruqaya(f): 5:38pm On Apr 23, 2012
mcnepow:

u mean the way to ruqaya's or booqee's heart??
don't b such a prat
Re: Hello Members, I Am New To The Jokes Section by Nobody: 7:39pm On Apr 23, 2012
* ur welcome* hope you wont join d wolves here
Re: Hello Members, I Am New To The Jokes Section by JojoArmani(m): 8:02pm On Apr 23, 2012
Lucario007: Dear anonymus11,

Please ignore what everyone has mentioned here except Toygod2. I am the Lord of the Jokes section and you will obey me - Sarcasm.

Do not mind our moderator Dani1luv, he is so brilliant he got seven F9 in his JAMB exams. - Irony.

The gays in this thread are Skales, and jackpot (no offense to Jackpot)., the cute lovely girls are Vicky, Booqee, and co. - stigmatization.


Bin Gbagbo and Otooro are a bunch of worthless he-goats. - Metaphor.

mcenpows butt is as big as aso rock. - Exaggeration.


All That has been mentioned above is your key to surviving in this section, also please post funny jokes and nothing derailing, anti=climatic, rhetorical or stupifious. Be funny, insult when insulted, don't copy and paste but most importantly, have fun!

From your cool boss, Lucario007 aka Lucky James Bond.
Nice one lucario. Laughin i like ur figure of speach. No offence if ur name is up there.

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