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Atm Withdrawer by nonny99(m): 6:57pm On Apr 24, 2012
How a man withdraws cash from the
ATM:
1) Park the car
2) Go to ATM
3) Insert card
4) Enter PIN
5) Take money 6) Drive away
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How a woman withdraws cash from the
ATM:
1) Park the car
2) Check makeup
3) Turn off engine 4) Check makeup
5) Go to ATM
6) Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7) Insert card
cool Hit cancel
9) Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written
on it 10) Insert card
11) Enter PIN
12) Take cash
13) Go to car
14) Check makeup
15) Start car 16) Stop car
17) Run back 2 ATM
18) Take ATM card
19) Back 2 car
20) Check makeup
21) Start car 22) Check makeup
23) Drive for a mile
24)Release HAND BRAKE
Re: Atm Withdrawer by Nobody: 7:13pm On Apr 24, 2012
copy and paste



more palm oil to ur bald head undecided undecided

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Re: Atm Withdrawer by Ruqaya(f): 8:30pm On Apr 24, 2012
~vicky~:
copy and paste



more palm oil to ur bald head undecided undecided
abi o
Re: Atm Withdrawer by realsammie(m): 10:46pm On Apr 24, 2012
Ruqaya:
abi o
tell me which joke no be copy and paste.bad belle......@op,u try jo
Re: Atm Withdrawer by Ruqaya(f): 10:32am On Apr 25, 2012
realsammie: tell me which joke no be copy and paste.bad belle......@op,u try jo
original jokes arises from creativity unless ur brain was copied and pasted
Re: Atm Withdrawer by Nobody: 12:26pm On Apr 25, 2012
Ruqaya:
original jokes arises from creativity unless ur brain was copied and pasted




now dis is funny
Re: Atm Withdrawer by realsammie(m): 5:17pm On Apr 25, 2012
Ruqaya:
original jokes arises from creativity unless ur brain was copied and pasted
see who is talking. which joke av u created with dat low I.Q of urs. i beg go eat iodize salt.... tongue
Re: Atm Withdrawer by realsammie(m): 5:24pm On Apr 25, 2012
~vicky~:





now dis is funny
birds of thesame feathers
Re: Atm Withdrawer by sutoboy(m): 5:50pm On Apr 25, 2012
~vicky~:
copy and paste



more palm oil to ur bald head undecided undecided

Madam na every one dey get bald head?
Re: Atm Withdrawer by bright007(f): 5:55pm On Apr 25, 2012
Children of nowadays!
Re: Atm Withdrawer by gbogboti: 12:25pm On Apr 27, 2012
realsammie: birds of thesame feathers
"Birds of a feather" PLS. Abi na NCE u get? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Atm Withdrawer by Ruqaya(f): 1:30pm On Apr 27, 2012
bright007: Children of nowadays!
child of yesterday
Re: Atm Withdrawer by Ruqaya(f): 1:32pm On Apr 27, 2012
realsammie: see who is talking. which joke av u created with dat low I.Q of urs. i beg go eat iodize salt.... tongue
do not utter a word ever again until i say so. U dis bisected mango, i'm no mate of yours.
Re: Atm Withdrawer by Nobody: 5:37pm On Apr 27, 2012
sutoboy:

Madam na every one dey get bald head?


not all i dont ve dunno abt u
Re: Atm Withdrawer by realsammie(m): 9:59pm On Apr 28, 2012
gbogboti:
"Birds of a feather" PLS. Abi na NCE u get? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
u be d greatest mumu of all time..ok prof tell me d correct nw

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