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Atm Withdrawer by nonny99(m): 6:57pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
How a man withdraws cash from the ATM: 1) Park the car 2) Go to ATM 3) Insert card 4) Enter PIN 5) Take money 6) Drive away ------------------ How a woman withdraws cash from the ATM: 1) Park the car 2) Check makeup 3) Turn off engine 4) Check makeup 5) Go to ATM 6) Hunt for ATM card in the purse 7) Insert card Hit cancel 9) Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it 10) Insert card 11) Enter PIN 12) Take cash 13) Go to car 14) Check makeup 15) Start car 16) Stop car 17) Run back 2 ATM 18) Take ATM card 19) Back 2 car 20) Check makeup 21) Start car 22) Check makeup 23) Drive for a mile 24)Release HAND BRAKE |
Re: Atm Withdrawer by Nobody: 7:13pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
copy and paste more palm oil to ur bald head 1 Like |
Re: Atm Withdrawer by Ruqaya(f): 8:30pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
~vicky~:abi o |
Re: Atm Withdrawer by realsammie(m): 10:46pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
Ruqaya:tell me which joke no be copy and paste.bad belle......@op,u try jo |
Re: Atm Withdrawer by Ruqaya(f): 10:32am On Apr 25, 2012 |
realsammie: tell me which joke no be copy and paste.bad belle......@op,u try jooriginal jokes arises from creativity unless ur brain was copied and pasted |
Re: Atm Withdrawer by Nobody: 12:26pm On Apr 25, 2012 |
Ruqaya: now dis is funny |
Re: Atm Withdrawer by realsammie(m): 5:17pm On Apr 25, 2012 |
Ruqaya:see who is talking. which joke av u created with dat low I.Q of urs. i beg go eat iodize salt.... |
Re: Atm Withdrawer by realsammie(m): 5:24pm On Apr 25, 2012 |
~vicky~:birds of thesame feathers |
Re: Atm Withdrawer by sutoboy(m): 5:50pm On Apr 25, 2012 |
~vicky~: Madam na every one dey get bald head? |
Re: Atm Withdrawer by bright007(f): 5:55pm On Apr 25, 2012 |
Children of nowadays! |
Re: Atm Withdrawer by gbogboti: 12:25pm On Apr 27, 2012 |
realsammie: birds of thesame feathers"Birds of a feather" PLS. Abi na NCE u get? |
Re: Atm Withdrawer by Ruqaya(f): 1:30pm On Apr 27, 2012 |
bright007: Children of nowadays!child of yesterday |
Re: Atm Withdrawer by Ruqaya(f): 1:32pm On Apr 27, 2012 |
realsammie: see who is talking. which joke av u created with dat low I.Q of urs. i beg go eat iodize salt....do not utter a word ever again until i say so. U dis bisected mango, i'm no mate of yours. |
Re: Atm Withdrawer by Nobody: 5:37pm On Apr 27, 2012 |
sutoboy: not all i dont ve dunno abt u |
Re: Atm Withdrawer by realsammie(m): 9:59pm On Apr 28, 2012 |
gbogboti:u be d greatest mumu of all time..ok prof tell me d correct nw |
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