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Zippers by ennyluv6(f): 1:04pm On Nov 09, 2007 |
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on the bus she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus' first step. So slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again she tried to make the step onto the bus to discover she still could not make the step. So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more. And for a second time she attempted the step and once again, much to her chagrin she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt. So with a coy little smile to the driver she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make the step. About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus. Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at him ''How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who you are!! '' At this the Texan drawled, ''Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends |
Re: Zippers by ituen(m): 1:53pm On Nov 09, 2007 |
WTF |
Re: Zippers by clemcykul(f): 3:13pm On Nov 09, 2007 |
hahahaha nice one |
Re: Zippers by Migines(m): 1:11am On Nov 10, 2007 |
Totally unrealistic |
Re: Zippers by clemcykul(f): 10:56am On Nov 12, 2007 |
yeah so unrealistic but then lets laff and make her feel g8t |
Re: Zippers by iwajay(m): 12:04pm On Nov 12, 2007 |
Go enny |
Re: Zippers by showbobo(m): 12:05pm On Nov 12, 2007 |
Bad belle people |
Re: Zippers by nawa1(m): 12:11pm On Nov 12, 2007 |
showbobo:i agree wit u. they are enemies of laughter. |
Re: Zippers by Naijagurly(f): 11:03pm On Nov 12, 2007 |
too long |
Re: Zippers by clemcykul(f): 11:32am On Nov 13, 2007 |
Naijagurly: why dont u summarise it huh Naijagurly antagonism is good for ya but too much criticism sometimes makes one be a bore and even causes an argument not to hold water i know u got a sound mind! pls enjoy the joke evn if there not upto ur taste c'mon gorl lafta aint poison afterall ENJOY!! |
Re: Zippers by showbobo(m): 12:46pm On Nov 14, 2007 |
@Clem i hope she understands what you said. |
Re: Zippers by topeteadr(m): 6:17pm On Nov 15, 2007 |
I dont think so. |
Re: Zippers by uchetobi(f): 6:30pm On Nov 28, 2007 |
whaaaaaaaaaaattttttt |
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