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Monica by sallybonne(f): 8:06am On Apr 27, 2012
BONIFACE: Your secretary is very cute and sexy...!!

UGO: Thanks !!
Actually, it's a robot Named "Monica" If you squeeze her right breast ,she takes dictation & if you squeeze the left one,she types letters!! Well i'll lend it to you for a day or two & you will see her functions.

The next day:-.....Boniface called ugo from a hospital bed shouting:

Boniface: You bastard! You didn't tell me that the "HOLE" between Monica's legs is actually a pencil sharpener!!!!

Men sha!!!
Re: Monica by mirob(f): 8:15am On Apr 27, 2012
Very funny, he wants to trespass, ℓ☺ℓ‎​​​!
Re: Monica by Ruqaya(f): 10:05am On Apr 27, 2012
Oh
Re: Monica by cindyrella(f): 10:13am On Apr 27, 2012
Nah wah for the man sha grin grin grin grin grin gringrin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Monica by dejoca(f): 11:57pm On Jun 25, 2013
Serves him right

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