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As We Approach The Endtime: Bizzare by teetalks: 12:32pm On Nov 14, 2007
CHENNAI, India (AFP) - An Indian farmer has married his dog in a bid to overcome what he believes is a curse caused by him having stoned to death two mating dogs in his rice field, press reports said.
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The 34-year-old farmer, identified as Selvakumar from Sivaganga district in the southern state of Tamil Nadu, fell on bad fortune 15 years ago after killing the dogs and hanging their carcasses from a tree.

A few days later, his hearing and speech were impaired and he was unable to walk.

Doctors were clueless, but an astrologer finally told him he was cursed by the spirits of the dogs he had killed. He could undo the curse only if he married a dog and live with it, the soothsayer said.

After a long search for a 'suitable bride', Selvakumar managed to get a four-year-old mongrel bitch from a friend and had a fully-fledged Hindu wedding in front of villagers and elders on Sunday, eyewitnesses said.

The canine bride, named Selvi, was adorned in a sari and flowers and brought to the temple by village women. A Hindu priest conducted the ceremony.

The reports, however, said Selvi the dog attempted to make a run for it -- apparently due to the large crowds -- but was eventually tracked down and returned to her new 'husband'.

"The dog is only for lifting the curse and after that, he plans to get a real bride," a friend of the groom said.

Re: As We Approach The Endtime: Bizzare by 2dye4(m): 12:43pm On Nov 14, 2007
na real end time sign! are they going to be errh, , hmmmn, , neva mind. cheesy
Re: As We Approach The Endtime: Bizzare by IderaN(f): 1:05pm On Nov 14, 2007
wot will happen on the wedding night?
doggy style?
Re: As We Approach The Endtime: Bizzare by 2dye4(m): 1:10pm On Nov 14, 2007
@idera: like u read my mind!
Re: As We Approach The Endtime: Bizzare by teetalks: 1:23pm On Nov 14, 2007
Idera .N:

wot will happen on the wedding night?
doggy style?
@ Idera,
your comment is indeed from a feminine point of view,
is that your pix?
Re: As We Approach The Endtime: Bizzare by IderaN(f): 1:29pm On Nov 14, 2007
you mean the one on my profile?
Re: As We Approach The Endtime: Bizzare by teetalks: 1:32pm On Nov 14, 2007
Idera .N:

you mean the one on my profile?
yes the 1 in your profile,
Re: As We Approach The Endtime: Bizzare by IderaN(f): 1:34pm On Nov 14, 2007
yap, cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: As We Approach The Endtime: Bizzare by teetalks: 1:46pm On Nov 14, 2007
can we have a private chat on yahoo?
Re: As We Approach The Endtime: Bizzare by IderaN(f): 1:51pm On Nov 14, 2007
no problem. my yahoo id is skelly_bissy@yahoo.com
Re: As We Approach The Endtime: Bizzare by teetalks: 2:19pm On Nov 14, 2007
hello idera am live with thee
Re: As We Approach The Endtime: Bizzare by ettehgate(m): 2:27pm On Nov 14, 2007
DOG SELF DON DE SHAG WOMAN FOR LONG NOW.
IF MAN DESIDE TO RETALIATE NA DEM SABI.

we are not living in the end time but extra time
Re: As We Approach The Endtime: Bizzare by teetalks: 5:28pm On Nov 14, 2007
ettehgate:

DOG SELF DON DE SHAG WOMAN FOR LONG NOW.
IF MAN DESIDE TO RETALIATE NA DEM SABI.

we are not living in the end time but extra time
extra time indeed
Re: As We Approach The Endtime: Bizzare by tkb417(m): 5:55pm On Nov 14, 2007
were ni awon indians yi sha ??
Re: As We Approach The Endtime: Bizzare by MoOdYLaDy(f): 6:17pm On Nov 14, 2007
lol this one don pass madness
Re: As We Approach The Endtime: Bizzare by Nautillus(m): 6:21pm On Nov 14, 2007
Being following this crasy stuff on skynews all day at work,

Na wah oh, life,
Re: As We Approach The Endtime: Bizzare by CharleyCharley: 12:22pm On Jan 29, 2016
na lie.
Re: As We Approach The Endtime: Bizzare by ggrin(f): 12:28pm On Jan 29, 2016
CharleyCharley:
na lie.
u get p o shocked


07 postshocked
Re: As We Approach The Endtime: Bizzare by CharleyCharley: 3:56pm On Jan 29, 2016
ggrin:
u get p o shocked

07 postshocked
na this type dey sweet pass na grin grin
Re: As We Approach The Endtime: Bizzare by officialteemi(m): 4:04pm On Jan 29, 2016
indians sha
Re: As We Approach The Endtime: Bizzare by ggrin(f): 4:07pm On Jan 29, 2016
CharleyCharley:

na this type dey sweet pass na grin grin
u for let died thread RIP naangry
Re: As We Approach The Endtime: Bizzare by CharleyCharley: 4:30pm On Jan 29, 2016
ggrin:
u for let died thread RIP naangry
no na. E no good like that grin grin
Re: As We Approach The Endtime: Bizzare by ggrin(f): 4:35pm On Jan 29, 2016
CharleyCharley:


no na. E no good like that grin grin
u be undertaker? sad
Re: As We Approach The Endtime: Bizzare by CharleyCharley: 4:46pm On Jan 29, 2016
ggrin:
u be undertaker? sad

you see 'undertaker' for my moniker?
Re: As We Approach The Endtime: Bizzare by ggrin(f): 4:52pm On Jan 29, 2016
CharleyCharley:



you see 'undertaker' for my moniker?
Re: As We Approach The Endtime: Bizzare by CharleyCharley: 4:58pm On Jan 29, 2016
ggrin:
Why you name yourself ggrin?
Re: As We Approach The Endtime: Bizzare by ggrin(f): 5:00pm On Jan 29, 2016
CharleyCharley:


Why you name yourself ggrin?
Gloria Gabar Rita Ifeoluwa Nneka sad
Re: As We Approach The Endtime: Bizzare by CharleyCharley: 5:02pm On Jan 29, 2016
ggrin:
Gloria Gabar Rita Ifeoluwa Nneka sad


who gave you all these names? undecided

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