Little Bobby (seven) was in love with Little Susie (same age) who lived next door.
One day, Bobby went to Susie's dad and announced (as seriously as he could), "I'm in love with Susie, and we're getting married".
Amused, Susie's dad started asking questions (in the hopes to discourage the idea).
Susie' dad: "Where will you live?"
Bobby: "Well, Susie has a playhouse in the back yard, so we're going to live there."
Susie's dad: "How are you going to make money to support her?"
Bobby: "Well, Susie gets 75 cents a week, and I get $1.25 a week." "That should be more than enough!"
Seeing that Bobby was still serious, Susie's dad asked, "Well, what about children?"
Bobby perked up and quickly answered, "Oh, we have that figured out already. Whenever Susie lays an egg, I'm going to stomp on it!"



An IT Husband
Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer.
Husband Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."
Wife :Have you brought the grocery?
Husband :Bad command or filename.
Wife :But I told you in the morning
Husband :Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife :What about my new TV?
Husband :Variable not found , 
Wife :At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband :Sharing Violation. Access denied, 
Wife :Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband :Too many parameters , 
Wife :It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband :Data type mismatch.
Wife :You are useless.
Husband :It's by Default.
Wife :What about your Salary?
Husband :File in use ,  Try after some time.
Wife :What is my value in the family.
Husband :Unknown Virus.

wow,lol!

;d ;d ;d

Lol

monique ure rocking real good am enjoying u tremendously

That is good to know.

Monica just took this forum by storm

I just love seeing people laugh and have a good laugh.