@i-shine
is this a biography ?

lol why do you say that? oh or is it because of the names I was mentioning lol

yo am about to get shit cracking,
when i bust shit nigaa will be scooping
on my lines like tantaliser ice cream/
see nigga my doctor has got me diagnosed of diarrhoria
cause have been stoling lyrics up and down the place/
whats wrong with u mother fuckers while are u shilvring like u on a death
row', petrol is highly inflamable but am more inflamable mix
me with ur rymes and imight get it blown up/
rap my way to the depth of the hood
when i pull out my gun niggas take to thier
heels/ u got a beef and igot abeef resolver and is name is revolver/

You stole those last lines from Dr. Dre. . .

This thing is turning into daily routine o,

check it~

Y'all better tell ghandi and shine to let go of ma clips//
Nah X we still on operation dislocate their hips/
Catz wondering if my last verse was a biography/
Nah that was my signature it was an autography/
Their verses are dirty tell them to get it polished/
Who’s got that weak structure that get demolished/
Fire bars at their chin like 50/
Plastic jaws no wonder they talk like 50/
f*ck them I bring drama/
Wouldn’t listen so I talk to their mama/
So much material they can’t handle/
Couldn’t satisfy their girls so they f*ck candle/
I am the one they call Rhyme-X/
And the X behind it is generation-X/
That means I’m taking over their spots/
Got a problem with that then I will fire shots/
Blind them like Jehovah did Saul/
Penitent and they receive sight like Paul/
Rhymes cutting niggaz life span down/
I see beyond your normal eyes, I bear the optical crown/
What’s up with their mouth getting lose/
Snitched so I cut them open, you know the rules/
Felt the wrath of menace when I blow pass him/
Jaws got dropped with my rhyme scheme/
My lines cause a mild case of hepatitis/
Blood pressure on the rise, how they going survive this/
Warned them not to come closer to the chef/
But they wouldn’t listen like the deaf/
Disguised as fictional character call me roman a clef/
Rhyme composer like Stephen Mcneff/
The squad got plethora, so we holding up the game/
Talk shit and they’ll leave you frozen like the frame/

all hail bolaji-broke , i- shine check it

My lyrical efficiency equates to playerhatin tendencies
i punish niggas with jail bars like i was a criminal penalty
most definitely bolajibroke fades in like a delapitating memory
check the naira value of my lyrical treasury ,
kolomental spitter bigger than aro in the nigerian penetentiary
a lyrical warlord of mass destructive weaponry,
i spit ill incurables like a diseased anacectomy
nairaland radio presenter like am rhythm's kemistry,
i drink amaru shakur's alizie like i drink intoxicating hennesy
reverbrating nuclear battle rap energies,
niggas cant withstand my unstoppable popularity
i bring the dead back like am resurrecting biggie stupidly
breaking rappers lyrically like am analysing verbal analogies
i escape asylum like the liberians livin in the nigerian embassy
from my nairaland birth to my growing popularity in freestyling fantasy
i spoke so loud just to get so known like the most popular .presidentially
right now am speaking and busting with hundred percent certainty
everybody now knows that i am the most lyrically deraigned mentally

bolaji-broke remains in the motherfcukin buildin.

Passing by

Your daily mail is here,

check it~

Mind travelling without a passport/
Pass through the gate of hell without support/
My shit is coded like them yahoo boys/
Forensic agents trying to nab with their toys/
Rhyme-X in the building spread the word like pandemic/
You can’t learn this in your normal school, I am rap academic/
The microphone messiah/
They still digging deep trying to know my desire/
I am the light on top of the hill, I can’t be hidden/
Haters been trying to stop the reign the just kidding/
My piece is puzzled like Sudoku/
Too clever with each drop, I’m the cool/
Deliver pernicious words on the daily basis/
Come drink from the vine of life, I am an Oasis/
Alfa and Omega of this thing called freestyle/
Still crossing this fools over like AND1 freestyle/
And none of them is in my league/
Exhaust trying to read my script, these niggaz are fatigue/
Enemy of the state like Will Smith/
Mode myself into something corporeal, call me Life-Smith/
Nacirema dream ain’t chasing like these fellas/
Planted my root into Europe like Carolyn Spelas/
Excalibur, I am a Legend/
Poison their heart with this explicit fecund/
Niggaz curing dandruff when epilepsy was there/
Talking jazz like ass they get dare/
Wisdom of the highest order like King Solomon/
Words reaching far like a solar-man/
He was resisting so I flogged him with the birch/
Resigned the nigga and left him in the lurch/
They thought I was done so I got down to brass tacks/
Concept whose truth can be proved, it’s all facts/

@i-shine
wordsplay and namesplay in our faces like ur the king. here is an auto-reply to ur daily mail

i moulded ma self with nines modes/ niggas thot i was modenine the cat with nine lives/
i arrange this niggas in lines like an italian mafioso , niggas fall back into straight lines/
heavyweight bodybuilder like arnold / i said i would be the battle governor niggas thot it was true lies/
my rhymes stick to ur head scalps like dandruff/ niggas scratch their heads like they got hair lies/
shooting my lyrical rat-at-tats like rambo /niggas thot i was sylvester stallon aka the baddo sly/
spittin rap maps like ur most feared math lecturer,niggas thot i was a thin gradient line/
disrespectful husband seeking divorces like britney niggas may refer to me as kevin federline/
my verses are coated chocolates like big dip in italics , niggas think am a nigga they can undermine/
lyrically explosives like an iraqi bomb , i ring tick tock cos i am unsteppable just like an iraqi war mine /
i stand out boldly like the weakest link ann,am outstandingly golden my name u cant underline/
fly young creative lagos nigga., all them chicks luv me cos am a naija nigga that just too fine /
breaking lagos rules intentionally cos i gat cheddar, am ready to pay money like am paying lastma fines/

PAPOOSE-THUG CONNECTION

My lyrical tendency’s equivalent to a critical felony
Precise behind bars like a criminal’s penalty
Pinnacle definitely, hold so much jewels in my miracle memory
It’s like I’m a physical treasury
Deep into weaponry, psychotic brothas who envy me
Wanna be nuts, so I bust nuts like my genitals sexually
Punished in my mother’s stomach by swimmin through Hennessy
I was born with a difficult destiny, not your typical mentally
Givin my vision through treacheries
Syllable therapy, invincible visual energy
No artist identity resemble me, I flow like a mineral chemically
Cause I flow with a chemical chemistry
I can flow like the river through Tennessee
The mystical seventh sea, or currency at the Senegal embassy
At birth although it’s umbilical regularly
They cut a mic chord and disconnected me
Leaders political threaten me for what I write in my lyrical melody
While others broke laws, I broke lyrical legacies
Flip forever, live for infinity, respect the P
It’s Papoose, I conquered this caliber, next degree

@Bolajiboak
wat the hell is wrong wit u man ? damn ur case is really really serious o o o . I know you stole dis from https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-18545.0.html and you just tried to recycle it but mayne u made it look so wack. Papoose ' ll be mad wen he sees your clowny post. ****Hisses*****

@mailmalc
u idiot called mailmalc .
i am not alex tissue paper.
u got issues ?
bring it to my face and i will spill ur ass like a red blood tissue

how is this lastma line above like the one below . ur just jealous of my achievements as a rap juggernaut

lol @ this ass-wipe bj

Y'all better realise I'm then tightest motherfucker on the scene
You guys are all wack, I don't wanna drop heavy flows so some wackass don't steal my Lyrics

*loud hiss*

bolaji get a life

@alextissue
are you stupid?

na wa o

I'm the taste to values, fu*ck wat u heard bout me
Kill ya life while u day dream ask styles P
Got the breath of a gay, nigga take a pill
I'ma pill Poppin animal like weezy but I got no dreads
I scarface foes n' bring the to condemnation
A soprano by blood but a real holis,queens niggas
Say my name little monkey, I leave u layin' in pit of semen
Gay ass nigga ya life is a movie all u need is a motion picture
Parry yaself together or I shatter ya into a piece crumbled cookies
I'm the greatest in Nairaland, u the biggest among african lamest
Kuntakunte should have saved ya ass cusz menike put murda to work
I'm hard on tracks, most of this dude are platinum gays
See I've been doin' this sh*t since I was 7
Why u think my Nairaland rap up was like ray j's sex tape in 2007
Skinny asshole I'm the sh*t that comes harder than sex
I'ma stra8 type of nigga, 9 bullets in ya face cusz I'ma pistol type of nigga
Always on that real New York talk, fu*ck wit me or get ready to die
You is anotha mans bit*ch plus I heard u was a transgendered

Your today's dose is here,

check it~

Live by the gun and die by its bullets/
But am going die anyway just to pay my debts/
And since sleep is the cousin of death/
I don’t sleep I just rest with Macbeth/
Freestyle weekly nah it’s daily/
Defend from the outside like the old Bailey/
Knock them out like Floyd Mayweather/
And since ain’t a boxer call me Shine Mayweather/
Stick cash on a G-String/
Don’t blame me it’s a G thing/
Fry these niggaz ass on my rhyme-pan/
Shit wasn’t boiling so I cooked them in the pan/
I am tired of hearing how their gun go blah blah blah/
Internet gangsters, I destroy them with the Eye of ra/
Shot them from my stance/
They couldn’t escape so they dancing the bata dance/
I’m faceless like your girl’s bracelet/
Stop this madness no not yet/
Kill this nigga like Proof without prove/
I’m the last nigga to f*ck with, nigga am on the move/
Wordplay and name-play in their face like am the king/
Pick your dictionary to verify my linguistic string/
Soar like an eagle with my spurious wing/
They still want war like Deng Xiaoping/
Niggaz peep my lines it seems scary/
But they can’t do the same so they eat cherry/
Am on project freestyle daily/
Street credibility other niggaz are regarded as wally/
Niggaz can’t see me am off their radar/
Broke ass niggaz they’ve got no cheddar/
They still jealous a nigga has discovered himself/
But my rhymes been keeping them short like an elf/

menike:

I'm the taste to values, fu*ck what u heard bout me

anoda rakim line thief

Guy waka enter yaba, who dey find you here .

By the way Arsenal is playing 2day, so gunners go get your jerseys,

check it~

They want war so I gave swords/
Emcees catching biters like there is rewards/
Single me out of these emcees we simply don’t blend/
Playing with fire I hope they comprehend/
That’s right I ignite with fuel/
Better start showing some respect nigga am cruel/
Slice his throat, blood stain on the wall/
Goddamn it his remnants on the floor/
Cut his testicles and stock it in his mouth/
Gay prosecutor I bury his body down south/
Circle of Bosses like am Crooked-I/
But I don’t trust these niggaz so I zip by/
Scribble hotlines yea I emboss 16/
So deep in this that I have started dreaming 16/
All these emcees have been brain dead/
So I make things happen better call me the head/
It’s like am losing it, hommie am catastrophic/
Scribble till they bury me, am chronic/
Add acid to these niggaz they still won’t react/
Come test me you will see am intact/
I don’t know how to stop this madness/
Shit is like laughing gas, it keeps spreading like a mess/
Sell my soul to all these emcees eardrum/
Add 1 to them, these niggaz won’t even sum/
A double H finest, tell them I said so/
Turn the light off you’ll see I glow/
Classic drops who could flip mode that/
Walk on these niggaz like they the mat/
A leopard can’t change his spots/
These emcees will remain knots/
It’s like a blind leading the blind/
These fools are birds of a kind/

Please o stop showing each others ass for the world to see,

Yea, we're playing birmingham, a club full o' pussy'oles. I predict a 5 - nil victory!

Some of ur days flow while some others just don't
some hometruths u ignore some others hit u up-front
sumtimes u feel u're inexorably rolling 2 d edge of a cliff
sometimes u feel like all u've done ain't even worth shit
must confess 4 sumtime my days haven't been flowing
was tryna get ahead but didn't know where i was goin
got disillusioned,thot i'd neva find my dreams
started 2 question life,wndring what it all really means
until i faced myself,my worst fears tried 2 unmask
realized some questions are better left unasked
u take life as it comes;it ain't by power or might
so now i sit bak,give my dreams wings nd watch'em take flight
i know dis life i'm living can be lived only once
make my choices,pray 2 God dey're d right ones
kip my mind on d fact dat it's my life in progress
live it my own way nd try 2 make it a success.paix

@podeep
u's an arsenal fan too?

maybe i'll open a freestyle thread for emcees to rep this clubs.

[b]MY JUDGEMENT:

By the powers conferred upon me by both Bolajibaok & Wordsmith,Eldee the Thread-administrato and all emceez on Nairaland as a whole,with respect to the case of Bolajibaok Vs Wordsmith,i hereby declare Wordsmith as WINNER and Bolajibaok as LOSER!

In line with the terms of the battle agreed between both contestants as clearly spelt out by Eldee at the beginning of this battle,BOLAJIBAOK IS HEREBY BANISHED FROM ALL NAIRALAND RAP THREADS!

@Bolajibaok

You are hereby ex-communicated from the Nairaland Emceez Community.

You are forbidden from posting on any rap thread on the Music Section!

You no longer exist on the Music section and shall be treated as a ghost from the past if u ever dare to ressurrect!

@eldee

Please post this Judgement on all rap threads so all emceez may be adequately informed! Thank u!

@Rap Congregation

Bolajibaok has been sentenced to exile 4 life! He ceases to exist on our rap threads. All posts purpotedly written by him should be studiously ignored by all emceez!

THIS IS MY JUDGEMENT!

Signed
Judge Maverik

COURT IS IN RECESS!!![/b]

That's the judgement, for the sore loser

I'ma beast on the mic physically I devour rapper
I'm that Ghostface killah this otha Nairaland niggas sumthin like Casper
I'm a beast, I'm unleashed, I'm now free from my cage
I'm breathing down your neck. . . . .I'm heaving with rage
There's fire in my eyes, even when I cry, it never dies
Plus I got the axe of vengence so fu*ck wit the throne n' easily die
Not fighting for a prize. . . . . But I gunnin' for ya life
Do me a favour n' pray cusz today might just be ya last night
I gunnin' wit a gun, u aimin' wit a blunt butter knife
My semi got a castle of drugs watch me sneak one tru ya chicks anal line
I decline for war cusz this dudes are semi K-9 dealin' wit emotions
Run ya down n' leave u dead walkin' tru the streets of Matamurass, Mexico
Bitch nigga why u think the call the 2008 Captivity King
Cusz I'm the missing link to death in Suge Knights deathrow
I'ma hide ya dead body underneath the carpet from them 5 . . 0
My hood know me too well I'm the future to the supreme team
My ways are monitored by cops , still I conquer their entire dream
Your style is poor n' a vivd garbage to be picked from the trash
Ya bars stink like it was written by Oscar the Grouch


@Everyone

Don't forget this is a Rap Freestyle Thread
I don't luv to see Bolajiwateva was banned or Arsenal fan or Birmingham sh**t here

I'ma a Gunner fan, Seen their game with Madrid in the CL wit my gurl
Last year or sumthin n' they are the best in Europe

But all that is for the Sport thread n' Bolaji bein' banned is for anyotha thread not here PLEASE
And I am pleading on everyone includin' Bolaji or wateva his fullname is PLEASE

k, point noted

Hmmmmm, been away for min and now i'm back up in diz B****tch,

i see we got new faces up in hurrr, Hey Mefake or Mekine or better yet, gay,

What tha hell h'pnd to ur gay hommies, Paddy Hoe and T ain't Sh*t,

Eat a d*ck, B*****tches,

Papa aint gon like me/ am enslaved to drugs/
Devil was my advocate/ bullshit God's word /
Am drown in my evil thoughts/ did lotta wrongs/
In other words truth be told this a prodigal song/
Dec 04/ mama worshipped heavens lips filled wit laughter/
Alex is born Papa voicing like he was Busta/
living life on tha block hooked up with bad thugs/
my mic was my only weapon never being bug/
had my first sex/ when i was 16 she liked my 16's/
she kissed a strange bullet  4 this wack kittens/
Now am dropin my mic hip-hop now violence/
Nas said its dead now ya all in suspense/

Free Prodigy,

check it~

Sorry that I did you wrong/
But I have categorized you where you belong/
Trying to crush me but he couldn't last long/
Took his shots with smile like pac, I was so strong/
Now what? my rhymes are noxious/
All these emcees are mysterious/
They will try to control you like they something/
Sweep their footprints when they’ve left, they nothing/
Post my verse in the morning like it’s their breakfast/
They wondering how long will this last/
As long as I want my shit will keep coming in/
If you like you can explode within/
Am from BXL Brussels where riders dwells/
We knocked up like we in the cells/
We serious here, we don’t play/
Stick d*ck in your mouth and f*ck what u say/
No homo but these emcees go out of line/
They not in their right senses until they see the 9/
I am the trouble so better get to stepping/
Delivering good music watch the hit I keep bringing/
Ghetto gospel call me Pastor Shine/
Convert their sinful soul at the shrine/
I cripple a nigga’s career and put it in wheel chair/
Couldn’t believe what I saw on his face was fear/
I am on the level these emcees can’t see past/
Minority report and am going blast/
They going slow me down, but am going speed me up/
I write good and that what’s up/
Verse giving niggaz tumour/
Couldn’t protect their heads with a body armour/
Nuff said am killing these niggaz/
I am done for today, I have to safe my gas/

Mr_Raheem:

Hmmmmm, been away for min and now i'm back up in diz B****tch,

i see we got new faces up in hurrr, Hey Mefake or Mekine or better yet, gay,

What tha hell h'pnd to your gay hommies, Paddy Hoe and T ain't Sh*t,

Eat a d*ck, B*****tches,

Guys guess who's back Mc Rammer - Well we all good here
2007 is gone n' 2008 brings guud thangs

Heard u still strollin' through tha streets of Lagos lookin' for ya way out right?
Well I grown now n' don't have much to say 

Holla @ ya transgendered Vanilla for me
Tell her we on Nairaland still love her . 

@eldee
It's all guud