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| Making An Impression by slitty: 3:12pm On Nov 16, 2007 |
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Wine her, Dine her, Call her, Hug her, Hold her, Surprise her, Compliment her, Smile at her, Laugh with her, Cry with her, Cuddle with her, Shop with her, Give her jewelry, Buy her flowers, Hold her hand, Write love letters to her, Go to the end of the earth and back again for her. HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN Show up naked. Bring beer. |
| Re: Making An Impression by biggerboy(m): 3:59pm On Nov 16, 2007 |
;d :d :d :d |
| Re: Making An Impression by Betty605: 10:06pm On Nov 16, 2007 |
slitty: NO COMMENT!!!! |
| Re: Making An Impression by Kaykerry(m): 10:08pm On Nov 16, 2007 |
Not quite true |
| Re: Making An Impression by Kaykerry(m): 10:11pm On Nov 16, 2007 |
I agree with you dovidylan |
| Re: Making An Impression by benjay1(m): 12:40am On Nov 17, 2007 |
slitty: MY SUGGESTION Wine her, Agbo self na wine Dine her, Even if na BUKA Call her, MTN go use you hammer Hug her, How u go fit hug am when she fat pass FAT ALBERT? Hold her, Try Endure if she get body odour Surprise her, Carry EKWE (musician)go play love song for am Compliment her, Tell am say she fine even if u know deep down say she worwor Smile at her, She no go kode say u dey laff her ugly face Laugh with her, Even if she crack dry Jokes Cry with her, When u don finally break im heart Cuddle with her, When she don accept her fate Shop with her, If na she go do the spending Give her jewelry, For what? Na u be im papa ? Buy her flowers, Ugwu leave (vegetable) full everywhere pluck one give her Hold her hand, If u never chop kpomo,when ona wan cross road make she no die leave u Write love letters to her, That one easy go lovingyou.com Go to the end of the earth and back again for her. Na waoo Even if u be moses na u trek pass? |
| Re: Making An Impression by ituen(m): 6:32pm On Nov 18, 2007 |
 Well done ben. This shoulda been the original joke |
| Re: Making An Impression by Migines(m): 6:37pm On Nov 18, 2007 |
Roflmao. Thumbs up ben. U got 6stars for this one. Lmao. |
| Re: Making An Impression by topeteadr(m): 8:21pm On Nov 18, 2007 |
@ben~jay, im lmao. You got me cracking. |
| Re: Making An Impression by clemcykul(f): 4:36pm On Nov 19, 2007 |
@benjay u teaching this guys to be unromantic lol na ur type day do romeo pass wen she fartes smile and tell her u love the fragrance |
| Re: Making An Impression by GeeCee(m): 4:39pm On Nov 19, 2007 |
Ben stole the show!!! |
| Re: Making An Impression by Oracle(m): 5:30pm On Nov 19, 2007 |
Ben, that was tight |
| Re: Making An Impression by saucekid(m): 6:10pm On Nov 19, 2007 |
@ benny boy, you try well well, NO COMMENT i have decided to save you when the bomb goes off |
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