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Ever Dated An Abookii Or Mallam Before? by Chimezie198(m): 9:19pm On May 28, 2012
How romantic are they?
Re: Ever Dated An Abookii Or Mallam Before? by ijebabe: 9:34pm On May 28, 2012
Very romantic set of peoples shocked
They are always ready to do 'the thing', shege!
They give massage
Pluck fresh flowers every morning
Wrestle killer bees bare-chested just to get a spoon of honey for her tea
Wash her bra and panties, even iron socks!!!
Sing love songs with a big smile, their toothless gums exposed
Grow weed in the kitchen

Hmmm! if you haven't dated one before do so now. I know say you dey eye dem for that jail cell wey you dey. Dem go doo ur yansh tire, u no say u like am grin
Re: Ever Dated An Abookii Or Mallam Before? by Agrika: 10:05pm On May 28, 2012
Very romantic set of peoples shocked
They are always ready to do 'the thing', shege!
They give massage
Pluck fresh flowers every morning
Wrestle killer bees bare-chested just to get a spoon of honey for her tea
Wash her bra and panties, even iron socks!!!
Sing love songs with a big smile, their toothless gums exposed
Grow weed in the kitchen

Hmmm! if you haven't dated one before do so now. I know say you dey eye dem for that jail cell wey you dey. Dem go doo ur yansh tire, u no say u like am
lol naughty gal
Re: Ever Dated An Abookii Or Mallam Before? by slimyem: 10:10pm On May 28, 2012
Chimezie198: How romantic are they?
ask idowuogbo...cheesycheesy
abokis' are her specialty!cheesycheesy
Re: Ever Dated An Abookii Or Mallam Before? by Mynd44: 10:15pm On May 28, 2012
slimyem: ask idowuogbo...cheesycheesy
abokis' are her specialty!cheesycheesy
Falls from space shuttle
Re: Ever Dated An Abookii Or Mallam Before? by Chimezie198(m): 10:40pm On May 28, 2012
idowuogbongolo dating an abokii? No wonder she has a very strong black nyansh
Re: Ever Dated An Abookii Or Mallam Before? by seniormallam(m): 4:51am On May 29, 2012
Our area of competence is "kerewa" i like it.
Re: Ever Dated An Abookii Or Mallam Before? by Mynd44: 6:56am On May 29, 2012
Cant you guys just find something to do?
Re: Ever Dated An Abookii Or Mallam Before? by Nobody: 10:11am On May 29, 2012
chimezie my brother na Idowu u suppose to dey ask dis question ooooo
Re: Ever Dated An Abookii Or Mallam Before? by richy5(m): 10:21am On May 29, 2012
lefulefu: chimezie my brother na Idowu u suppose to dey ask dis question ooooo
U r back
Re: Ever Dated An Abookii Or Mallam Before? by Sijo01(f): 10:34am On May 29, 2012
ijebabe: Very romantic set of peoples shocked
They are always ready to do 'the thing', shege!
They give massage
Pluck fresh flowers every morning
Wrestle killer bees bare-chested just to get a spoon of honey for her tea
Wash her bra and panties, even iron socks!!!
Sing love songs with a big smile, their toothless gums exposed
Grow weed in the kitchen

Hmmm! if you haven't dated one before do so now. I know say you dey eye dem for that jail cell wey you dey. Dem go doo ur yansh tire, u no say u like am grin



grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin.
Gf, wat d 4uck is dis?
Dis is y i hate openin nl we am in a public place.

Mehnnn, if wat u startd ar tru, den mi gonna consider an aboki oh grin grin grin grin grin grin grin. Sombori sud link me up.

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Re: Ever Dated An Abookii Or Mallam Before? by Mynd44: 10:38am On May 29, 2012
Sijo01:


grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin.
Gf, wat d 4uck is dis?
Dis is y i hate openin nl we am in a public place.

Mehnnn, if wat u startd ar tru, den mi gonna consider an aboki oh grin grin grin grin grin grin grin. Sombori sud link me up.
How about Risky Mallam? He is aboki
Re: Ever Dated An Abookii Or Mallam Before? by toyemz(f): 11:30am On May 29, 2012
@Op

who are the abokis( friends in Hausa) or the mallams

they are both derogatory names to use to refer to a tribe

back to your question:

Hausa men are like any other romantic tribe in nigeria
there are the good,the bad and the ugly
and yes there are very romantic and generous ones
and good ones too
Re: Ever Dated An Abookii Or Mallam Before? by iyatrustee(f): 11:46am On May 29, 2012
To tink we almost made dis clown a MOD?

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Re: Ever Dated An Abookii Or Mallam Before? by Mynd44: 12:31pm On May 29, 2012
iyatrustee: To tink we almost made dis clown a MOD?
I am shock you did not know how silly he was before.
Re: Ever Dated An Abookii Or Mallam Before? by iyatrustee(f): 12:50pm On May 29, 2012
^^^ my dear, i know say d guy dey mara tey tey but i no know say he reach dis level! cheesy
Re: Ever Dated An Abookii Or Mallam Before? by ebamma(m): 1:04pm On May 29, 2012
one thing i know is dat abokis have the biggest dicks in the world.

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Re: Ever Dated An Abookii Or Mallam Before? by ijebabe: 3:41pm On May 29, 2012
ebamma: one thing i know is dat abokis have the biggest dicks in the world.
Sijo, here is ur aboki! cheesy
Re: Ever Dated An Abookii Or Mallam Before? by Mynd44: 3:50pm On May 29, 2012
ebamma: one thing i know is dat abokis have the biggest dicks in the world.
Have you been peeping into people's bathroom? Pervert
Re: Ever Dated An Abookii Or Mallam Before? by Chimezie198(m): 10:54am On May 31, 2012
Latest research: Abokiiz hv a very strong black d1ck
Re: Ever Dated An Abookii Or Mallam Before? by agb2011(f): 6:56pm On May 31, 2012
ebamma: one thing i know is dat abokis have the biggest dicks in the world.

How take know? NIGGA U GAY!!!undecided
Re: Ever Dated An Abookii Or Mallam Before? by Chimezie198(m): 2:13am On Jun 01, 2012
Agb2020. Hw body?
Re: Ever Dated An Abookii Or Mallam Before? by OK2NV4: 2:19am On Jun 01, 2012
Chimezie198: How romantic are they?

Re: Ever Dated An Abookii Or Mallam Before? by Ranoscky(m): 5:03am On Jun 01, 2012
Abokeez r just gud for "call machine".

Doz guys can fvck?! (especially afta takin magani abi na burantashi).
Re: Ever Dated An Abookii Or Mallam Before? by Mynd44: 6:53am On Jun 01, 2012
Ranoscky: Abokeez r just gud for "call machine".

Doz guys can fvck?! (especially afta takin magani abi na burantashi).
that does not sound romantic
Re: Ever Dated An Abookii Or Mallam Before? by Chimezie198(m): 7:35am On Jun 01, 2012
^ guy u be abookii? No vex i wan ask u sumthing
Re: Ever Dated An Abookii Or Mallam Before? by swiftycool(m): 11:11am On Jun 01, 2012
I hear they have very long and ernomous "Gbolas" even they carry their things with two hands, and have bend down to take a piss so dey don't scare u with d giant snake grin

Pls Slimy confirm
Re: Ever Dated An Abookii Or Mallam Before? by slimyem: 11:41am On Jun 01, 2012
swiftycool: I hear they have very long and ernomous "Gbolas" even they carry their things with two hands, and have bend down to take a piss so dey don't scare u with d giant snake grin

Pls Slimy confirm
haven't the abokis in your street being sticking it in your arse as usual?
If not,how would you know so much about their 'gbola'?
If you say na lie,make thunder fire your nyash ds instant!cheesycheesy
Re: Ever Dated An Abookii Or Mallam Before? by Chimezie198(m): 12:36pm On Jun 01, 2012
^ undecided
Re: Ever Dated An Abookii Or Mallam Before? by swiftycool(m): 12:52pm On Jun 01, 2012
slimyem: haven't the abokis in your street being sticking it in your arse as usual?
If not,how would you know so much about their 'gbola'?
If you say na lie,make thunder fire your nyash ds instant!cheesycheesy

Habba madam no vex na, I just needed u to confirm na, sebi u don dey sample d Gbola from dat smelly black Mallo wey dey una gate house.

Unfortunately no Abokis where am @ grin so no thunder firing me ass anyway Yaaay!!! grin grin
Re: Ever Dated An Abookii Or Mallam Before? by Chimezie198(m): 8:37pm On Jun 01, 2012
smiley smiley
Re: Ever Dated An Abookii Or Mallam Before? by Mynd44: 8:41pm On Jun 01, 2012
swiftycool:

Habba madam no vex na, I just needed u to confirm na, sebi u don dey sample d Gbola from dat smelly black Mallo wey dey una gate house.

Unfortunately no Abokis where am @ grin so no thunder firing me ass anyway Yaaay!!! grin grin
Wipe your fingers dude. You have lies on them

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