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Beer Vs Vga #interesting by Adaeze003(f): 12:35am On May 29, 2012 |
Saw this on fb Beer vs. Vga 1.Beer is always wet. Vag..ina needs a little work. One point to BEER 2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VgA 3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER 4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VGA 5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vgia your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here,depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being. 6. Ten beers in one night and youcan't drive home. Ten vgas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VGA 7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation maysuffer. If you eat any vga in public, you become a legend. One point to VGNA 8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vga he may buy you a beer. One point to VGA 9. You normally don't find old beer. One point to BEER 10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vga and you'll think you've seen God. One point to VGA 11. Ripping off a beer bottle labelis boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to VGA 12. In most countries there's a tax on beer. One point to VGA 13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER 14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER 15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settlesdown. One point to BEER 16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc... with vga you also have a choice, white, black, asian,hispanic, and eskimo...Call it a DRAW 17. You always know how much beer is going to cost One point to BEER 18. Beer doesn't have a mother One point to BEER 19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it One point to BEER 20. Beer with yeast in it still tastes rather nice. One point to BEER FINAL SCORE: BEER: 11 VGA: 9 That's it! The matter is settled, the unfortunate yet tasty winner is: BEER ps :If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beerwould experience none of those feelings, let alone express them.An extra point for BEER ((((((((sorry girls)))))))) 7 Likes |
Re: Beer Vs Vga #interesting by Adaeze003(f): 8:05am On May 29, 2012 |
hmm guess it aint as interesting as i thought. Anyway happy reading.. .. 1 Like |
Re: Beer Vs Vga #interesting by Nobody: 8:24am On May 29, 2012 |
4,16 and 20 very funny...thanks for sharing |
Re: Beer Vs Vga #interesting by Adaeze003(f): 8:43pm On May 29, 2012 |
Re: Beer Vs Vga #interesting by slimchi2k2(m): 8:57am On May 30, 2012 |
interesting and funny thanks naira quen ada babe |
Re: Beer Vs Vga #interesting by Nobody: 11:52am On Aug 06, 2012 |
I have never seen vga before, so I can't make any comparisons! |
Re: Beer Vs Vga #interesting by Adaeze003(f): 2:43pm On Aug 06, 2012 |
^^ Lol! Me neither.. Like i said saw it on fb |
Re: Beer Vs Vga #interesting by Mutumdaya(m): 3:23pm On Aug 06, 2012 |
U may be wrong i tink |
Re: Beer Vs Vga #interesting by Nobody: 3:24pm On Aug 06, 2012 |
Hmmm...but the (f) suggests that you have one... |
Re: Beer Vs Vga #interesting by Adaeze003(f): 4:22pm On Aug 06, 2012 |
Lol |
Re: Beer Vs Vga #interesting by Nobody: 4:41pm On Aug 06, 2012 |
Lemme rephrase. Have u ever seen a pendulum? |
Re: Beer Vs Vga #interesting by rammy57(m): 3:01am On Aug 28, 2012 |
fluid26: I have never seen vga before, so I can't make any comparisons! Lol tell us more fluid no b u I see dey come frm angle 90 dat night |
Re: Beer Vs Vga #interesting by rammy57(m): 3:05am On Aug 28, 2012 |
Adaeze003: ^^lol Adaeze no need to check FB jus luk in btw ur thigh, u may use flash light if its too thick(the bush) 2 Likes |
Re: Beer Vs Vga #interesting by bunmioguns(m): 3:09pm On Aug 28, 2012 |
its a matter of time, dis thread is going to sexuality section |
Re: Beer Vs Vga #interesting by Nobody: 8:02pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
Haha |
Re: Beer Vs Vga #interesting by monyeike(m): 6:14am On Jan 31, 2013 |
J12: Haha bust a nut or die trying, ehn? |
Re: Beer Vs Vga #interesting by MrTAnonymous(m): 12:07pm On Jan 31, 2013 |
fluid26: I have never seen vga before, so I can't make any comparisons! |
Re: Beer Vs Vga #interesting by kossyablaze(m): 10:54pm On Aug 07, 2015 |
What brot me to ur profile is to c ur pics!hw u bn? 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Beer Vs Vga #interesting by RichyRodman(m): 5:06pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
Anyday Anytime I prefer the VGA to Beer 1. I have an alternative to beer (Red Label) but no Alternative to VGA!? 2. I can live 1 year without Beer (drinking Hennessy,Red Wine,Irish Cream,Champagne etc) but I can't stay 1 month without VGNA 3. Too much VGA can give me a baby but too much beer can give me diabetics or Kidney failure! 4. If I want to be naughty I can eat or drink from VGA but I can drink from a bottle of beer or refill it! 5.VGA can make me "cum" happy beer makes me tipsy sleepy and dull I can go on and on! I prefer VGNA to beer anyday! |
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