Roses are red
violets are blue
monkeys like you
should be in the zoo
i'll be there too
not in the zoo
but laughing at you.
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A man asked a trainer in gym: i want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can i use? Trainer replies : use the ATM
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TRY THIS
FACT 1: you cannot touch your lower lip with your tongue.
FACT 2; after reading this 99/100 idiots would try it.
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A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighbourhood,so for public safety he was committed. He was put in a room with another crazy man and immediately began his routine,''i am John the baptist! Jesus christ has sent me!'' . The other guy looks at him and declares '' I DID NOT''.
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A THING OR TWO ABOUT AIRPORTS
- The probability of survival is equal to the angle of arrival
-was dat a landing or were we shut down
-learn from the mistakes of others,you wont live long enough to make all of them yourself.
-the only time you have too much fuel is when you are on fire
-flying is not dangerous;crashing is dangerous.
And finally try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your take offs. WATCH OUT I'LL BE DROPPING MORE SOON.

welcome. so when did u arrived from planet of the apes

realsammie: welcome. so when did u arrived from planet of the apes

now, THIS IS THE JOKE... ROTFLMAO LWKMD LWTMB

Boy:
Baby I just booked first class Dana Airways 4u 2come
2moro. Can't wait 2see u .....

Girl:
U dey mad?? plzzz book Young Shall Grow motors. They
also have first class or don't worry urself I'd rather trek